i've only ever seen the ones with daniel craig in
but as he's so spectacularly hot, i'd have to say daniel craig regardless. although fuck bond, benny cumberbatch's sherlock pisses on all of them like your mum into your gran's gaping anus.

alt: nothing. i'm a good girl.

altalt: so britain's fattest recluse has just carked it at 66 stone. how far are you off matching this?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:06, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

About 3 pork pies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:06, Reply)

Alright cow, how's it going?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)

meh today
Congrats on your new job
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:14, Reply)

Tonight will be £25 worth of takeaway Chinese for one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:09, Reply)

chinese
almost the worst of all teh food nationalities. in order of very generic categories:

middle eastern
american
mexican
italian
spanish
thai
indian
british
japanese
caribbean
french
korean
polish
chinese







cuban
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)

You're a vegetarian for fucks sake
/ac

What good is your opinion when it comes to food?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:20, Reply)

says the man whose country gave us haggis, irn bru and deep fried mars bars...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:21, Reply)

Well as you're a vegetarian I don't think you're really in a position to offer a valid opinion on haggis either, are you?
So one chip shop throws a Mar Bar in the fryer and suddenly it's our cuisine? By that logic, that dozy bint who put her cat in a microwave has just added to the list of Great English Dishes - amirite?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:26, Reply)

I have certainly seen some nuked pussy in my time
EH LADZ BANTZ
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:26, Reply)

Show a bit more respect for your mother

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:27, Reply)

^^TGGI

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:28, Reply)

“"Get yer haggis, right here. Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach. Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ails ya.... ugh. Ugh."”
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)

OK, so just for the record, you've not actually tried it though, have you?
And don't fucking dare mention vegetarian haggis for fuck sake.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:37, Reply)

it's skag ends cooked in a stomach
how has anyone with any sense eaten it, ever?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:40, Reply)

So your answer is "No I haven't. I'm talking out of my arse again."
Thanks hun xx
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:41, Reply)

i have more sense than to eat it
and i don't see anybody else sticking up for it.

NOT EVEN YOU.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:45, Reply)

Haggis is excellent. If you genuinely have never tried it, then your opinion is invalid.
No one else has joined in on this sub-thread because everyone has correctly assumed that Swipey is talking pish about food again.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)

no, it's because everyone else knows that haggis is disgusting.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Haggis is lush.
Bit of whisky on it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)

yeah, to drown out the taste and get you so drunk that you can face eating animal organs boiled inside another animal organ

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)

You're embarrassing yourself here again Swipey.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:17, Reply)

i can't hear you over the sound of people claiming they like haggis

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:18, Reply)

American
Fucking American as a better food option to Chinese you fucking idiot
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:24, Reply)

hell yes
stick your duck rolls up your arse and waddle
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:29, Reply)

Name one American food better than chinese

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)

Cheese

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:34, Reply)

European

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:35, Reply)

key lime pie
mississippi mud pie
cobb salad/caesar salad
fajitas
jambalaya
california roll sushi
peanut butter
popcorn
new mexican enchiladas
cookies

plus all the crap that people who eat meat like. and crab cakes and clam chowder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:45, Reply)

Your are wrong with all of these as the only decent ones DONT COME FROM AMERICA

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)

course they do

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:47, Reply)

Fajitas?
Enchiladas?

Popcorn is from Peru etc. etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:54, Reply)

not done properly
and actually, i think enchiladas are from new mexico... the stacked ones i mean, with interesting things in them
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)

So, I will try to paraphrase for you:
You like it when the Yanks take a food from a different culture and add a shit load of fat and artificial flavouring.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:06, Reply)

it depends what you add
a stack of enchiladas sandwiched together with vegetables and chillis and topped with a bit of cheese or sour cream is definitely tastier than a sad little wrap with a 5 day old piece of road kill in it, yes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)

YAAFI.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:36, Reply)

Sherlock eh? I guess you are always attracted to autists

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)

get him, frog

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)

He clearly didn't mean me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)