Day before payday, that's pretty shit.
Alt: The woman in charge of dispatch complaining, she's a 40 a day smoker with about 3 teeth left, yet insists on talking to you from about a foot away, not much fun if you're at your desk, as she'll pin you in.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:12, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Space Invader?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)

Badly so
No inside voice either.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)

We had an account manager who had no sense of personal space
You'd frequently be almost a 3rd tit, she'd get that close
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Did she smell like an ashtray?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)

No
Fortunately
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Sadly, this one does.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Are you a taxi driver?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)

No

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Hmmm. Gummy BJ.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)

HELLOSIR

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)

No chance
Imagine this woman with no teeth, that's not far off how she looks
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)

Could you please make that bigger you taxi driving racist

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)

so, just an ordinary taxi driver, then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Changed that before you'd even responded, you terrible nazi fucker.
Morning Al, you alright?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Not bad. Bit tired.
Birthday tomorrow innit.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Sweet, looking forward to turning 40?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)

+ again

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)

It's his age, and your dress size, you two have more in common than you realise!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)

i wish you'd died instead of your mum >:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Sorry Swipe, saw the opportunity, had to take it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)

HUMPH

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)

hah! I heard that in my head.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)

HAHA!
We share a special bond
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)

that's just the semen you left on the chair in bodeans
it's like fucking superglue
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Mum?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Shut up Akira.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)

TETSUO!!!!!!!!!!!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)

DEF CON BONGLE

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)

Morning mate
Fancy managing a midlands-based football club with a proud history, fans who won't shut up about the same and a chairman who wants total control over transfer policy?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)

If they'd take me, happily!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Warnock is a M3ch$cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)

I can't tell you how happy I am
that I don't have to utter the words "I support a football club managed by Neil Warnock"

Although he almost certainly would have been more successful than whoever we do get
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Why not get Sherwood in?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)

haha!
this^
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)

I'd rather be relegated than have that cunt in charge

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)

Which is probably going to happen anyway

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)

I'm taking it as revenge for the beach ball.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Liverpool are scoring for fun
We aren't at all and Borini can't play but Dossena can

1-0 Sunderland
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Shall have to see, really
Don't hate you anymore, but disliked you for a while, when you were almost a bogey team.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)

It'll be either 6-0 to Liverpool or 1-0 Sunderland

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:27, Reply)

I actually saw the Sunderland team getting off their coach at a hotel on Friday night
I assume they were so horrified by my face that it put them off their game the next day.

Sorry mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)

DAMN YOU!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Tbh, the game I'm more concerned about is the Manc derby tonight
If City win, then United lose - Good, but means that City overtake us on points.
If United win, then City lose - Better, but it means that the braying Mancs I work with won't shut the fuck up.
If they draw - Best.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Hang on
Are you claiming you work with Mancs who support United?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)

I tend to use it as an overall term
People from Manchester - Manc
People that support Manchester United - Manc
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)

But it's a well-documented fact that the two groups are mutually exclusive

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)

True
There's only one guy I work with who is actually from Manchester, and (shock!) he's a City fan.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)

This benefits me also as we have an early finish.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)

A completely proportionate response
I still reckon it's between West Brom and Palace for the third slot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Fulham, Cardiff, Palace to go down?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)

Fulham have been relegated since about September
Cardiff have been relegated since their chairman decided to play Championship Manager with his toy

Palace over West Brom because they're not even trying to play football, and neither team knows where the goal is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)

True

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:32, Reply)

I think you will get at least a point tonight.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)

A point would be lovely

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)

*points*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)

I thought Derby would be happy with their manager right about now?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)

SHIT THE FUCK OFF
Go blow a roof. Or a goat.

#bitterasfuck
#nevergettingoverSaturday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)