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Come on OT *claps*Why is your Tuesday shit so far? Why is it good?
I've just paid some bills so I have more money for my Newcastle trip this weekend. Lovely.
Alt. IIO - Rapture on the radio. Used to love this song. What are you listening to?
Alt. Betty Rubble, Judy Jetson, Jessica Rabbit - Kill, fuck, marry.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:36,
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and try not to descend into the usual life based arguments. (
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:36,
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Very sweet, pretty sleepy and very hungry(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:58,
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Ahh, when did this happen?Best of luck and congrats!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:05,
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Tuesday is good I have a paper and a decent coffeeAlt: a recording of your mum gargling spunk to the tune of "under da sea" from the little mermaid.
Altalt: they are cartoons jaisim they're not real
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:40,
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Poor guy.How's he going to cope when they both get knocked up at age 14.
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how's he going to cope when all their periods synchroniseand then his wife's menopause kicks in at the same time...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:43,
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mine is average so far, not shit, not greatalt: i've never worked anywhere that allowed music in the office. but as a letting agent, i got to drive around lots with the radio on, which was great if there were no shitty clients to talk to.
alt: benedict cumberbatch, benedict cumberbatch, benedict cumberbatch.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:52,
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Round this way a batch is a bread roll, so his name just makes me thing of eggs benedict and cumberland sausage in a bun.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:07,
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If this office was any more laid back it would be dead.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:08,
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Fine so far just busy. Doing time consuming jobsI listen to radio 4 or 4 extra in the office just for a bit of background. Music distracts me
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What do they have on there?We've got Kisstory on. It's full of songs from my youth...
Ahh. My youth
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:09,
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People talking. Currently listening to a programme about Vivian Stanshall which is great.
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I totally accepted a job offer yesterday, yay, i'm a new xbox better off every month.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:58,
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You don't need to buy one for each game.HTH xx
Well done on the job front
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:08,
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What if you wanna play multiplayer?Cheers !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:23,
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I might get one one day !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:42,
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It's neither shit nor good, it's just Tuesday.Just had a new record delivered though, so that's pretty good.
Alt: This theimplicitorder.bandcamp.com/album/occult-histrionics
Altalt: Er... aren't they cartoons?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:59,
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I just got paid and, after cutting down on alcohol and MASSIVE DRUGS* for the past month, I can justify buying Sonisphere tickets todayAlt: The sound of unnecessary roadworks. Looks like they're reducing the central reservation by about a centimetre. Must be coming up to budget review time.
*Breathe-easy lemsips
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:11,
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I'm looking at day tickets for the Sunday, wish I could do the entire weekend though(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:12,
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I saw the day breakdown and there's at least a couple I want to see every day(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:15,
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Aye, I'm the sameDecision came down to whether I want to see Iron Maiden more or the missus wants to see Metallica more. As I prefer Metallica, it wasn't too difficult a choice. Wish I was able to see Carcass, mind.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:16,
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Yes, they're doing a 'by request' thing, so I'm assuming there'll be a vote going on somewhereHopefully not too many people vote for that terrible 'Whiskey In The Jar' cover they did
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19,
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Set I'd want would be something along the lines of (in no particular order)Enter Sandman
Master Of Puppets
Battery
Sanitarium
Cyanide
King Nothing
Creeping Death
Nothing Else Matters
One
Fuel
So What?
Seek and Destroy
etc
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:22,
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Nothing after Master of Puppets(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:26,
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There is, lookBattery
Sanitarium
Cyanide
King Nothing
Creeping Death
Nothing Else Matters
One
Fuel
So What?
Seek and Destroy
etc
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:29,
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I'm still thinking I might go for the weekend. I could sleep in the back of my car and be all toasty warm.(, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)
I'm planning to blot out camping woes with excessive amounts of dark rum(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:17,
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Busy as fuck today, for some reason£310 car tax paid out, MOT done for Mrs Cow's car
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Nowt as yet. Watching Hannibal on the metro in this morning
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:11,
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Like anyone works in Gateshead?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:18,
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More CAR WOES for Cow. Will this misery ever end?!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19,
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Day before payday, that's pretty shit.Alt: The woman in charge of dispatch complaining, she's a 40 a day smoker with about 3 teeth left, yet insists on talking to you from about a foot away, not much fun if you're at your desk, as she'll pin you in.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:12,
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We had an account manager who had no sense of personal spaceYou'd frequently be almost a 3rd tit, she'd get that close
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19,
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No chanceImagine this woman with no teeth, that's not far off how she looks
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:18,
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Changed that before you'd even responded, you terrible nazi fucker.Morning Al, you alright?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19,
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Sweet, looking forward to turning 40?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:22,
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It's his age, and your dress size, you two have more in common than you realise!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:24,
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Sorry Swipe, saw the opportunity, had to take it(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:25,
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that's just the semen you left on the chair in bodeansit's like fucking superglue
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:26,
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Morning mateFancy managing a midlands-based football club with a proud history, fans who won't shut up about the same and a chairman who wants total control over transfer policy?
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I can't tell you how happy I amthat I don't have to utter the words "I support a football club managed by Neil Warnock"
Although he almost certainly would have been more successful than whoever we do get
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I'd rather be relegated than have that cunt in charge(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:23,
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Which is probably going to happen anyway(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:23,
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I'm taking it as revenge for the beach ball.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:24,
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Liverpool are scoring for funWe aren't at all and Borini can't play but Dossena can
1-0 Sunderland
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:25,
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Shall have to see, reallyDon't hate you anymore, but disliked you for a while, when you were almost a bogey team.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:26,
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It'll be either 6-0 to Liverpool or 1-0 Sunderland(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:27,
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I actually saw the Sunderland team getting off their coach at a hotel on Friday nightI assume they were so horrified by my face that it put them off their game the next day.
Sorry mate
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Tbh, the game I'm more concerned about is the Manc derby tonightIf City win, then United lose - Good, but means that City overtake us on points.
If United win, then City lose - Better, but it means that the braying Mancs I work with won't shut the fuck up.
If they draw - Best.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:28,
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I tend to use it as an overall termPeople from Manchester - Manc
People that support Manchester United - Manc
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:40,
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But it's a well-documented fact that the two groups are mutually exclusive(, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
TrueThere's only one guy I work with who is actually from Manchester, and (shock!) he's a City fan.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:44,
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This benefits me also as we have an early finish.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:44,
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A completely proportionate responseI still reckon it's between West Brom and Palace for the third slot
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Fulham have been relegated since about SeptemberCardiff have been relegated since their chairman decided to play Championship Manager with his toy
Palace over West Brom because they're not even trying to play football, and neither team knows where the goal is
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I thought Derby would be happy with their manager right about now?(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:21,
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SHIT THE FUCK OFF Go blow a roof. Or a goat.
#bitterasfuck
#nevergettingoverSaturday
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Alright bendersJust met my boss' new boss for the first time. He complimented me on my dress code. Now I know how Dozer feels, except better-looking and not a cunt.
Alt: Nothing right now, but in general BlakOPz' new album and the sound of decrying laughter from many bastards.
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we all know how dozer feelssquidgy and full of hamster fur
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19,
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i've had a headache for about a week, darthyi think it might be brain cancer :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:24,
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HmmThere are other symptoms. Do you feel like you're going to fall forwards every time you stand up?
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no, but drinking loads of water hasn't made any difference eitherdefinitely head cancer :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:45,
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I was told I make an effort with my work dress the other day. It felt reet good cos I just throw anything on really.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:20,
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I got excited over a pair of shoes yesterdayI imagine this is how you must feel all the time.
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They were dark green DM boots.I used to own a pair as a child but couldn't wear them much because school wouldn't let me and then I outgrew them.
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Blimey your school must have been poshI thought mine was but every other fucker there, myself included, wore DMs.
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Oh that does make more senseAre you not mildly concerned that green DMs are only a step away from red DMs, a bomber jacket and a hairless head... oh.
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Do people still do that post "the nineties"?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:55,
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Yep, saw a guy unashamedly rocking the "I hit Pakis" look the other day(, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)
Silly TanglesMonty isn't real, he's just a story made up to scare young internetters
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I'm not one for shoes.I get excited over new fabric conditioner.
Take from that what you will.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:30,
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Natural style etc etcI don't know about you but I only have work clothes and casual clothes and nothing in between. And although the dress code here is pretty lax I'd rather dress smart so that said clothes get an airing at all
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Oh Darth, It's like looking in a mirror.Except you're not fat, bald or gay.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:31,
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hahaha yeah radio hahahahah(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:40,
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AltAlt:Kill Jessica Rabbit, evil high-maintenance lounge-crooning bestiality favourer
Toss
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Hold on, Judy was the daughter in the Jetsons, you terrible nonce(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:45,
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She's old enough now.She told me she was old enough!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:48,
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