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I'm going to watch football. Bent or what?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 19:21, 187 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Where are you going to watch it?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 19:29, Reply)
Local inn and hostelry.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 19:58, Reply)
Out with Loaksy eh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:01, Reply)
All sport is bent
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:01, Reply)
As is folk music,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:09, Reply)
A phd and all you come up with is a no u?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:13, Reply)
A PhD would suggest a real Doctor, not a GP who was gifted one.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:17, Reply)
He's got to be faking it
In other news, alright Jeff
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:20, Reply)
Tired, work is bonkers at the moment.
Happy enough though. You well?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:21, Reply)
Yeah, not doing a full week at all this month and it's pretty much drinking outside weather now, so all good

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:22, Reply)
9years training mate, it's a long time.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:23, Reply)
Too lazy to become a proper doctor though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:24, Reply)
So did you get a PhD, or were you just given a honorary one?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:25, Reply)
You earn qualifications, you're not given them, it's not media studies.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:27, Reply)
So your PhD thesis and published research are available to academics?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:28, Reply)
Mine is.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:29, Reply)
Gillian McKeith is more qualified than you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:26, Reply)
That nutter?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:27, Reply)
And Gillian McKeith is and all

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:18, Reply)
Yes, I'm concentrating on other things.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:19, Reply)
I hope your team wins this important fixture

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:21, Reply)
+and you get a proper PhD

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:21, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:23, Reply)
The thing about football I find,
Is that it is a bit dull. And also the fans are often unpleasant, childish and violent.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:30, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:34, Reply)
i bumped into one of my brother's old mates running along the embankment
and the very first thing he said was, "DON'T TELL ME THE UTD SCORE, I'VE GOT IT ON RECORD."

men.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:14, Reply)
Why are you stalking your brothers mates? and did he out-run you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:17, Reply)
i was minding my own business about to get on the tube
i did think about you though, as i had to walk through a shower of homeless eating a soup kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:18, Reply)
I think you're mixing me up with Monty

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:21, Reply)
you should be so cool

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:23, Reply)
What, like zombies?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:25, Reply)
Zombies are ace.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:27, Reply)
Last in series of "The Walking Dead" last night :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:40, Reply)
not watched this season at all
Any good?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:07, Reply)
Yep, ended on a real cliff hanger last night go figure

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:09, Reply)
Even Geoff Capes in his lardy years could outrun that ginger cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:19, Reply)
Zing

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:21, Reply)
not really
he's another one who needs to change the record
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:23, Reply)
^ upset and tubby ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:24, Reply)
You do actually have a valid point here

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:24, Reply)
his posts and dozer's are utterly interchangeable
which is unfortunate for both of them
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:29, Reply)
That is a bit harsh, but on which one I'm not so sure

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:31, Reply)
Just because you'd like to listen to ' Fat-Bottomed Girls' to make you feel ok about yourself...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:25, Reply)
no, i feel "ok" about myself because of my family, friends, professional and personal achievements
but i can see how that won't work for you...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:28, Reply)
It does. Trust me.
Why don't you sit on your reinforced sofa & put 'Big Girls' by Mika on the stereo in a forlorn attempt to make yourself feel better?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:29, Reply)
shame he didn't do one for bitter little dwarves, innit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:31, Reply)
^ Upset ^
Why are you posting here instead of spending time with Chompy Version 2.0?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:32, Reply)
She's killed and eaten him.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:35, Reply)
vegetarian innit
i do eat a bit of fish though, so YM keeps begging for it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:38, Reply)
I thought frog was a vegetable.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:42, Reply)
he's distressingly normal for this place, sadly

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:43, Reply)
As in non webbed feet, career etc?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:46, Reply)
god i wouldn't go that far

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:47, Reply)
i'd have to like you to be upset
i'm procrastinating. got a script deadline thing.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:35, Reply)
Zigadang.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:24, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:22, Reply)
Woo! Got a message from my date of Saturday
Boo! She's not back till end of April.
But Woo! She does want to meet again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:27, Reply)
:)))
soooooo, what do you do in the interim?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:28, Reply)
Wank like a chimp on coke?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:30, Reply)
It's Lighty. So masturbation obvs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:31, Reply)
I'm sensing a meme here

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:32, Reply)
Well, I reckon I might keep hitting OKCupid for practice dates
Is that unethical?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:31, Reply)
It depends if you tell them you have a saltwater pool or not

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:33, Reply)
it depends
on the one hand, you don't want to miss out on other opportunities, as you don't know what will happen. on the other, she'll see that you've been back on the site.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:34, Reply)
Ah, but I'm talking to her via okcupid messages
so your other hand has just been cut off faster than a Saudi shoplifters.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:36, Reply)
i don't know how these sites work
so it won't distinguish between logging in for messages and logging in for searching tit sizes?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:38, Reply)
'i don't know how these sites work'
Of course you don't. You use B3ta for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:42, Reply)
*Bugger*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:43, Reply)
says the walking sperm donor

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:44, Reply)
^ says a fat ginger mess that sperm swim away from as soon as they see what they're heading towards

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:51, Reply)
at least you're not bitter

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Sure you don't

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:43, Reply)
i've tried it, no problem with that
personally i got bored with it v quickly, it's like a second job dealing with emails from randoms. but i don't get how the sites work in terms of showing when you're in/out etc.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:46, Reply)
You have a major problem though Swipe, you're looking for someone on the same social scale as you
but you want them to have a sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:50, Reply)
i just got bored with emails from randoms
most of them were pretty boring
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Is this about that gaz I sent you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:54, Reply)
the worst ones were the ones i got when some dimwit in america with a very similar email address signed me up for
black over 50's dating in new york. i started getting all these messages from "blackprince49" and other such delights. she must have been gutted at the lack of response.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:55, Reply)
haha, I bet that made your week

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:57, Reply)
she must be some kind of teacher/lecturer, because sometimes i get all her students' essays as well
i ent best placed to mark essays about black feminists. not my area.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:58, Reply)
improvise and demand corn bread for higher grades that will get her back

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:00, Reply)
the other one who gives my email address out is some dumbass blonde in wisconsin
i get all the tedious crap of her life - online receipts, invites for her kids to go to parties, yoga lesson dates... ack.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:03, Reply)
Sign her up for black over 50's dating in new york, I'm sure her husband would approve

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:11, Reply)
No, she might see I'm onlne if she's on at the same time, that's it.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:43, Reply)
then yeah, i think it's fine to carry on seeing other people
with the best will in the world, anything can happen in a month
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:44, Reply)
I think this news deserves its very own thread
you can ask for all the help and advice from /ot

Seeing as this site has such a good track record you will be in good hands
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:30, Reply)
Says the coon who cheated on his wife & lost his job as a result.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:31, Reply)
Just where did this black thing get started from?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:32, Reply)
I was just wondering that

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:33, Reply)
Your premature blindness and hairy palms may have something to do with you missing it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Africa

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:34, Reply)
Quite few here seem to have good personal lives. Or just lie well.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:33, Reply)
Naah
a) the relationship track record on here isn't v good
b) too lazy
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:34, Reply)
^ Wanker ^


teehee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:39, Reply)
You mean she's got a lot of miles on the clock.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:40, Reply)
typo
her=here
Unfortunate typo I'll admit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:44, Reply)
Has 'she' gone back to Thailand to have 'her' adams apple reduced?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:41, Reply)
DM, HA

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:45, Reply)
The rem song is playing, and discussions are now on re moon landings.
This is one conspiracy theory I'd actually go for.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:44, Reply)
Fucking hell, don't get Battered started about the moon landings

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:47, Reply)

about the moon landings if only his father had said the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:47, Reply)
get fucked you thick twit
You can see the landing site through a bog standard telescope.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:47, Reply)
^ openminded ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:50, Reply)
there's a gulf between 'gullible' and 'open minded'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:53, Reply)
I wouldn't say that, Rachel.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:53, Reply)
no, nor would
unless we were talking about his gaping anus
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:56, Reply)
always with the anal fantasies
What's wrong with you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:58, Reply)
you spend so much time talking out of it that i thought you'd understand it better

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:00, Reply)
that's a pathetic comeback

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:09, Reply)
well, when you come up with something original, i'll put some effort into the comeback
did you see that list of 35 life-changing books? the list idea is bollocks, but the books looked pretty interesting. thought you might have read at least some of them.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:14, Reply)
link dis nigga up yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:17, Reply)

www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/books-that-will-actually-change-your-life

shamefully i've only read about half. i've always meant to read the first one, have you read that?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:19, Reply)
I've only read two of them books

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:22, Reply)
6 and 10 sound excellent

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:23, Reply)
I've read:
Invisible Monsters
In Cold Blood
It
World War Z
A Brief History of Time

I'd add Crash to that list.
Catch 22
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:25, Reply)
It and Catch 22 are the ones that I've read from that list

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:27, Reply)
yer It was alright when I was 12
Stephen King is utter shit though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:28, Reply)
Agreed, the stand is his best book by far

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:29, Reply)
I'll take your word on that.
I stopped reading drivel in my mid teens.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:30, Reply)
Liar...you answered liemallows story

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:32, Reply)
he has me on 2.0

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:33, Reply)
hahaha REALLY???

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:34, Reply)
yeah
He didn't take too kindly to my dismantling of his online nonsense.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:35, Reply)
I hope Badge screen grabbed that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:36, Reply)
It seems you're missing out on his candle day
b3ta.com/questions/pettyofficials/post2251474
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:46, Reply)
i quite like him
i think it's because it reminds me of being a teenager. there is something a bit special about "it".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:30, Reply)
yeah when I try to read him I just start belming, it's puerile pabulum with no redeeming features

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:32, Reply)
A great many of them set in Maine dealing with drug and alcohol misuse in some way shape or form

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:36, Reply)
utter shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:37, Reply)
i'm surprised you've not read life of pi
that's truly excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:27, Reply)
have you read any Ballard or Houellebecq?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:29, Reply)
my box of amazon books arrived today
the ballard you recommended i try first is in there
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:30, Reply)
Empire of the Sun or The Atrocity Exhibition?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:31, Reply)
Is this a joke about Philley-Joe?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:18, Reply)
no, no it isn't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:18, Reply)
Well I would have lolled if it was

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:19, Reply)
life changing
not wife changing
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:20, Reply)
^tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:23, Reply)
The first g stands for ginger

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:23, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:26, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:27, Reply)
Fuck it, home time.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:37, Reply)

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