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I'm going to watch football. Bent or what?
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 19:21, 187 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
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Tired, work is bonkers at the moment.
Happy enough though. You well?
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Happy enough though. You well?
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Yeah, not doing a full week at all this month and it's pretty much drinking outside weather now, so all good
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You earn qualifications, you're not given them, it's not media studies.
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So your PhD thesis and published research are available to academics?
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The thing about football I find,
Is that it is a bit dull. And also the fans are often unpleasant, childish and violent.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:30, Reply)
Is that it is a bit dull. And also the fans are often unpleasant, childish and violent.
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i bumped into one of my brother's old mates running along the embankment
and the very first thing he said was, "DON'T TELL ME THE UTD SCORE, I'VE GOT IT ON RECORD."
men.
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and the very first thing he said was, "DON'T TELL ME THE UTD SCORE, I'VE GOT IT ON RECORD."
men.
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i was minding my own business about to get on the tube
i did think about you though, as i had to walk through a shower of homeless eating a soup kitchen
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:18, Reply)
i did think about you though, as i had to walk through a shower of homeless eating a soup kitchen
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Even Geoff Capes in his lardy years could outrun that ginger cunt.
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his posts and dozer's are utterly interchangeable
which is unfortunate for both of them
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which is unfortunate for both of them
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Just because you'd like to listen to ' Fat-Bottomed Girls' to make you feel ok about yourself...
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no, i feel "ok" about myself because of my family, friends, professional and personal achievements
but i can see how that won't work for you...
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:28, Reply)
but i can see how that won't work for you...
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It does. Trust me.
Why don't you sit on your reinforced sofa & put 'Big Girls' by Mika on the stereo in a forlorn attempt to make yourself feel better?
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:29, Reply)
Why don't you sit on your reinforced sofa & put 'Big Girls' by Mika on the stereo in a forlorn attempt to make yourself feel better?
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:29, Reply)
^ Upset ^
Why are you posting here instead of spending time with Chompy Version 2.0?
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:32, Reply)
Why are you posting here instead of spending time with Chompy Version 2.0?
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vegetarian innit
i do eat a bit of fish though, so YM keeps begging for it
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i do eat a bit of fish though, so YM keeps begging for it
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i'd have to like you to be upset
i'm procrastinating. got a script deadline thing.
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i'm procrastinating. got a script deadline thing.
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Woo! Got a message from my date of Saturday
Boo! She's not back till end of April.
But Woo! She does want to meet again.
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Boo! She's not back till end of April.
But Woo! She does want to meet again.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:27, Reply)
Well, I reckon I might keep hitting OKCupid for practice dates
Is that unethical?
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Is that unethical?
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it depends
on the one hand, you don't want to miss out on other opportunities, as you don't know what will happen. on the other, she'll see that you've been back on the site.
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on the one hand, you don't want to miss out on other opportunities, as you don't know what will happen. on the other, she'll see that you've been back on the site.
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Ah, but I'm talking to her via okcupid messages
so your other hand has just been cut off faster than a Saudi shoplifters.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:36, Reply)
so your other hand has just been cut off faster than a Saudi shoplifters.
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i don't know how these sites work
so it won't distinguish between logging in for messages and logging in for searching tit sizes?
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so it won't distinguish between logging in for messages and logging in for searching tit sizes?
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'i don't know how these sites work'
Of course you don't. You use B3ta for that.
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Of course you don't. You use B3ta for that.
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^ says a fat ginger mess that sperm swim away from as soon as they see what they're heading towards
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i've tried it, no problem with that
personally i got bored with it v quickly, it's like a second job dealing with emails from randoms. but i don't get how the sites work in terms of showing when you're in/out etc.
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personally i got bored with it v quickly, it's like a second job dealing with emails from randoms. but i don't get how the sites work in terms of showing when you're in/out etc.
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You have a major problem though Swipe, you're looking for someone on the same social scale as you
but you want them to have a sense of humour
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but you want them to have a sense of humour
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i just got bored with emails from randoms
most of them were pretty boring
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:53, Reply)
most of them were pretty boring
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the worst ones were the ones i got when some dimwit in america with a very similar email address signed me up for
black over 50's dating in new york. i started getting all these messages from "blackprince49" and other such delights. she must have been gutted at the lack of response.
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black over 50's dating in new york. i started getting all these messages from "blackprince49" and other such delights. she must have been gutted at the lack of response.
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she must be some kind of teacher/lecturer, because sometimes i get all her students' essays as well
i ent best placed to mark essays about black feminists. not my area.
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i ent best placed to mark essays about black feminists. not my area.
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improvise and demand corn bread for higher grades that will get her back
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the other one who gives my email address out is some dumbass blonde in wisconsin
i get all the tedious crap of her life - online receipts, invites for her kids to go to parties, yoga lesson dates... ack.
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i get all the tedious crap of her life - online receipts, invites for her kids to go to parties, yoga lesson dates... ack.
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Sign her up for black over 50's dating in new york, I'm sure her husband would approve
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No, she might see I'm onlne if she's on at the same time, that's it.
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then yeah, i think it's fine to carry on seeing other people
with the best will in the world, anything can happen in a month
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with the best will in the world, anything can happen in a month
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I think this news deserves its very own thread
you can ask for all the help and advice from /ot
Seeing as this site has such a good track record you will be in good hands
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you can ask for all the help and advice from /ot
Seeing as this site has such a good track record you will be in good hands
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Your premature blindness and hairy palms may have something to do with you missing it
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Quite few here seem to have good personal lives. Or just lie well.
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Naah
a) the relationship track record on here isn't v good
b) too lazy
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:34, Reply)
a) the relationship track record on here isn't v good
b) too lazy
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Has 'she' gone back to Thailand to have 'her' adams apple reduced?
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The rem song is playing, and discussions are now on re moon landings.
This is one conspiracy theory I'd actually go for.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:44, Reply)
This is one conspiracy theory I'd actually go for.
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get fucked you thick twit
You can see the landing site through a bog standard telescope.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:47, Reply)
You can see the landing site through a bog standard telescope.
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you spend so much time talking out of it that i thought you'd understand it better
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well, when you come up with something original, i'll put some effort into the comeback
did you see that list of 35 life-changing books? the list idea is bollocks, but the books looked pretty interesting. thought you might have read at least some of them.
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did you see that list of 35 life-changing books? the list idea is bollocks, but the books looked pretty interesting. thought you might have read at least some of them.
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www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/books-that-will-actually-change-your-life
shamefully i've only read about half. i've always meant to read the first one, have you read that?
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I've read:
Invisible Monsters
In Cold Blood
It
World War Z
A Brief History of Time
I'd add Crash to that list.
Catch 22
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Invisible Monsters
In Cold Blood
It
World War Z
A Brief History of Time
I'd add Crash to that list.
Catch 22
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yer It was alright when I was 12
Stephen King is utter shit though.
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Stephen King is utter shit though.
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I'll take your word on that.
I stopped reading drivel in my mid teens.
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I stopped reading drivel in my mid teens.
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yeah
He didn't take too kindly to my dismantling of his online nonsense.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:35, Reply)
He didn't take too kindly to my dismantling of his online nonsense.
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It seems you're missing out on his candle day
b3ta.com/questions/pettyofficials/post2251474
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b3ta.com/questions/pettyofficials/post2251474
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i quite like him
i think it's because it reminds me of being a teenager. there is something a bit special about "it".
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i think it's because it reminds me of being a teenager. there is something a bit special about "it".
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yeah when I try to read him I just start belming, it's puerile pabulum with no redeeming features
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A great many of them set in Maine dealing with drug and alcohol misuse in some way shape or form
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my box of amazon books arrived today
the ballard you recommended i try first is in there
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the ballard you recommended i try first is in there
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