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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well, this is good!
I get my phone back today after almost a week without it.
What could you not live without?

Where are you all, enjoying the sun? is it even sunny where you are?

What's on your mind. Share with your fellow b3tans
xx
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:21, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I've got my mind on my money and my money on my mind

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
I've got my mind set on you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Where is my mind?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)
with your feet in the air and your head on the ground.
Love Placebo's cover of that
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
NO!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:43, Reply)
It was no Limp Biskit's Behind Blue Eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:39, Reply)
How very modern of you

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Oxygen, food, sleep and pedantry.
I've been out from work twice today. It's lovely out there.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
in Coventry?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Yes, in the beautiful, historic city of Coventry

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:28, Reply)
hahahah yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)
I live in the dismal post-war multicultural hellhole of York.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:30, Reply)
I can't help feeling that York profited from our misfortune

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
it's all concrete and plastic, it's well shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:34, Reply)
I live in the very moist and concrete heavy area of Manchesterford

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:34, Reply)
There's a bit of a cool wind blowing here but it's pleasant enough.
My job finished at lunch time. I got home and there was an invitation to an interview waiting for me. I'm hoping this is a good omen, because that's how these things work, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)
what you'll need to do is cut oprn your dog and inspect it's entrails

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)
I'm thinking more 'bucketloads of research and preparing a blinding presentation'.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:28, Reply)
You should probably do the dog thing as well, just to cover all bases

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Righto chief.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)
I would just wing it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:43, Reply)
he can borrow sporters dog, he lives nearby

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)
Hasn't he already got a dead dog somewhere?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:30, Reply)
taht was his mother in law you insensitive bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)
I dunno, has he?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)
I thought you had a dead or nearly dead dog

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)
Yeah, she died last year. Got another one now.
She makes noises like Joey Deacon, it's well special.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)
nah, that's Ken Dodd's dad.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Good plan, you'll be the only one left with their vision intact, you'll be a shoe in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:28, Reply)
I can't live, if living is without Uhu.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)
^serial solvent abuser

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)
Crackle was really living up to his name

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)
HAHA ITS ANOTHER CEREAL/SERIAL JOKE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:30, Reply)
it's far superior to your ill thought out and poorly excuted attempt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)
haha yeah like that comedic Jeffrey 'the Shreddie' Dahmer!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)
Weetabix gets stuck fast enough, without the need for additional glue

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)
1. I couldn't live without beer and drugs and sex and violence and money.
2. I'm at work, it's sunny outside, where I'm not.
3. Revenge.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Anyone in particular, or are you going to exact it upon random strangers in a busy shopping area?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Just people in general who have wronged me.
*updates 'T' section*
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:36, Reply)
Poor Tom :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:36, Reply)
Oooh. Against who

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)
All homosexuals
Dave here's surname is Copeland
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:36, Reply)
No it ain't, it's 'Lee Travis'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
DUNO HU THAT IZ

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:43, Reply)
I now own the domain name of my ex employer who someone helpfully mentioned was asking around for a web designer a few weeks ago, and they let it lapse.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:39, Reply)
horse porn?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:41, Reply)
I have never worked in the horse porn industry, I am merely a consumer.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:41, Reply)
Is this a business you used to work for
or a business that employs one of your ex's?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Business that cruelly cast me aside under the pretence of insolvency

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:46, Reply)
if they ahd kept you on you might not have met gillian

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:47, Reply)
I am infinitely happier now. But I'm still a miserable bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:47, Reply)
Why man? Life is good. And if it aint, change it.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:49, Reply)
I'm alright really, I think I am naturally a worrier and a grump. I try to be nice and cheerful in person.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:50, Reply)
You're cheery enough on here with occasional bored bloobloo

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:51, Reply)
That's because you're so boring and your threads are shite.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:53, Reply)
I don't even recall any of yours.
#sorryboutit
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:55, Reply)
That's because I don't do 3-5 a day...
...unlike some people
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:56, Reply)
So is it your fault or jaysum's fault that this place is dead?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:58, Reply)
Jaysums. You know as well as I do, when there is a natural pause in a thread and it's time to restart, jay jumps straight in when interesting people like you and I are considering assembling a new one.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:00, Reply)
He must have a script written to generate them or summat

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:03, Reply)
But we know he's not that clever. It's a mystery.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Oi! I have cut back in recent weeks due to blooblooing

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:09, Reply)
Have you?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:14, Reply)
I have!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:14, Reply)
!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Have you?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Have you what?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:20, Reply)
have you heard about the bird

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:31, Reply)
What do Bou's tits have to do with it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:57, Reply)
i like breasts

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:01, Reply)
also
there does seem to be some weird Japanese bird called Bou on a google search
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:04, Reply)
I thought she was Sith Ifrican

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:06, Reply)
she might be
just had that jap look about the image
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Im currently organising a trip to Glasgow in July.
It's in between a wedding and a weeks holiday.
I hope my pay rise comes in quick!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Keep hitting those sales, making targets and achieving your key performance indicators and I will see what I can do.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:49, Reply)
Any extras for a gob job?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Not if it is administered by you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:53, Reply)
foiled again!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:54, Reply)
I have my new computer. It's fast. \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:49, Reply)
I reset mine to factory settings last month and the improvement is tenfold.
what did you get?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Asus. 15". 8gb ram, SSD hard drive etc.
Just got to delete all the bloatware.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:54, Reply)
My last one was an Asus. lasted years.
Ive got a Toshiba at the minute and it's fuckin wank.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:54, Reply)
I had a Lenovo until I spilt a drink over it last week.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:58, Reply)
obvious is obvious
a drink my seed
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:02, Reply)
15" eh?
So you went for the home I-Max varient
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:04, Reply)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:08, Reply)
it's funny because you are below average height

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:10, Reply)
+ for an oompa loompa

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:13, Reply)
BBC Micro

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:54, Reply)
How's the homebrew coming along?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:57, Reply)
It's bitter and repeats on you, you'd love it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:01, Reply)
He didnt ask about your missus
ahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahhahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:03, Reply)
I've got a cold.
I'm just leaving the gargling razorblades stage and entering the painful hitler tash stage.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:06, Reply)
I think you're doing medicating wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:09, Reply)
I've had two pork pies and they've done fuck all as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:16, Reply)
I just accidentally ate an entire packet of CAdburys giant choclate buttons

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:11, Reply)
You'll be as fat as jase soon

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:12, Reply)
we can do a channel 5 documentary together

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Oh I would LOVE that!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:15, Reply)
Your section would be called sumo suck jobs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:17, Reply)
I can envisage a comparison between a lifetime of rich, fatty foods and excess, with another of chips and fray bentos pies

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:16, Reply)
I fuckin love fois gras and truffle stuffed guinea fowl

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:22, Reply)
I'll stick with a fray bentos.
Can't go wrong with a boiled pie.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:27, Reply)
I accidently a fleshlight

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:14, Reply)
I know this game!
+ swapped my wife for
+ got my head stuck in a
+ drank the spunk of 17 men from a
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:16, Reply)
Did you all of it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:17, Reply)
in the dishwasher with the baby stuff

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:20, Reply)
What is it with Americans and school massacres?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26959628

Im surprised they don't employ armed guards in them all now.
Still, this one wasn't a gun. Mixing it up.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:27, Reply)
They should all employ bob geldofs

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:29, Reply)
To do what? Stand disapproving?
They need stronger weapons laws, clearly. They take that "right to bear arms" thing too seriously. Like it is an actual God given right
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:34, Reply)
God gave gays aids and I think we can all be thankful for that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:35, Reply)
Yeah and you straights took it and went viral

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:37, Reply)
THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF THE CHILDREN WERE ARMED

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:29, Reply)

This discriminates against the Thalidomide community
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:32, Reply)
i bet someone makes a conversion kit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Knives on their dibbers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Apparently one was.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)

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