Train thread, train thread duh duh duh duh duh dugggggh
Weds tomorrow woo! All weeks should be 4 days, I reckon I get just as much done anyway.

My chives are about to flower, the books says to pinch them off to encourage new growth, I I like the flowers so may leave them be.

Alt: dunno
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:21, 52 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I don't want to hear about you pinching anything off, thanks.

( Kroney, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:24, Reply)

Chive flowers are pretty
My garlic chives have gone wild in the garden, they're everywhere! I only wish my black chilli plant had overwintered better - I'll still get some off it but not as many as I'd hoped.
Alt: I still have the rest of the week off - this is a good thing.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:30, Reply)

We should absolutely adapt a more continental look at work.
I'd do four days of 12 hour shifts for 4 days off.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:31, Reply)

That's a lot of PPI Jaisim even for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:35, Reply)

a i
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:49, Reply)

Four 9-hour shifts one week
Followed by three nine-hour shifts and one ten-hour shift the next week. That would still average out at 37.5 hours/week. I'd happily give up half of my lunch break to be home earlier, also, I'd like the opportunity to do flexitime.
Unfortunately I have to actually travel to see customers so that's not going to happen any time soon.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:45, Reply)

If it makes you feel better your customers don't want you travelling to see them anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:58, Reply)

It's as much of a shock to me when they actually do want to see me.
I'd much rather they just signed the big cheques and fucked off. Unfortunately they seen to want 'service' and 'technical backup' and 'faith in the competence of their chosen reseller' before they'll part with £200k+. Some people are just picky I guess.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:06, Reply)

BOR-RING

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:13, Reply)

I nearly sneezed my face right off, just then.

( Kroney, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:34, Reply)

*slow motion pigeons*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:35, Reply)

I haz missed my trayn

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:36, Reply)

Trainspaz^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:37, Reply)

possiblé

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:39, Reply)

Definately

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:43, Reply)

I can't stand the indignity of participating in a train thread when not on a train.
It's humiliating.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:45, Reply)

Was the thread not up in time?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:47, Reply)

It was, but naked ape has become unreliable as far as train threads go

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:49, Reply)

we're pulling a train on YM

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:47, Reply)

I need my ear to pop, it's full of snot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:59, Reply)

Kinky

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:06, Reply)

It won't, it will be one of a myriad of tubes that could either be blocked, but more than likely is merely inflamed and will clear of its own accord.
This process can take up to a week. HOPE THIS HELPS.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:14, Reply)

:( ear rape woes
I think it'll do that screeching thing then feel better
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:16, Reply)

Yes, I'm sure that will permanently cure this ailment

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:17, Reply)

I might shove some vick's up my cock end

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:30, Reply)

thats not snot
someone said come 'ere and he misheard
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:15, Reply)

There's only one tube involved in 'ear popping'
That's the Eustachian tube from the middle ear to the throat. If the pressure is higher outside the middle ear than within it, the Eustachian tube allows air from the throat to equalise the pressure on the eardrum. If the pressure is lower, the opposite applies.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:25, Reply)

Yeah but mine is full of snot, so where's your god now midlander?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:29, Reply)

I have no god
Your snot-filled ears are a blight caused by living in the hellhole that is south of Northampton. A pox be upon you, southern poof.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:32, Reply)

train thread, eh
well I'm not on the train to Marrakesh, but I was a few days ago.

I've got chives, does this make me part of the chive revolution?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:41, Reply)

'alright'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:53, Reply)