BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!
I am Adam, prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Greyskull.

This is Cringer, my fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, “By the power of Greyskull! I have the power!“

Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat, and I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe!

Only three others share this secret — our friends, the Sorceress, Man-at-Arms, and Orko. Together we defend Castle Greyskull from the evil forces of Skeletor.

HE-MAN.

Alt: I am having cheese for lunch. What are you having?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:42, 107 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Sammidge and a shiny apple.
Apple starts with A.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Tartiflette for me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:47, Reply)

What's a tartiflette?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:49, Reply)

potatoes, rebloc cheese and mushrooms if you do it right, pig carcass if you do it wrong

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:52, Reply)

I DIDN'T FUCKING ASK YOU.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)

such hostility from the jaffa cake man

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Fucks sake Swipey, we're talking about food here.
Go and file some papers or something, there's a love.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:01, Reply)

Fucking lovely
Recipe
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)

SHE RA!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:45, Reply)

I AM THE POWER WIELDER!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)

A hilarious 'YM' joke on toast.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)

GAYSKULL MORE LIKE!!!
MINGER MORE LIKE!!!
BATTLE SCAT MORE LIKE!!!
PORKO MORE LIKE!!!
SMELLETOR MORE LIKE!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)

You need beer and a curry.
QUEER AND A BUMMING MORE LIKE!!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:48, Reply)

MAN-E-FACES?
MAN-EATS-FAECES MORE LIKE!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Man-at-arms was a cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:47, Reply)

You know his daughter?
I fucked her.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Man-at-arms? better than Man-of-foot.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)

the Sorceress and She-Ra are blatantly scissoring.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:48, Reply)

He-Man was so gay.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:48, Reply)

YOUN THE GAYER!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:49, Reply)

Fancy a shag?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:49, Reply)

Typical hippy

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:49, Reply)

He was the one with the Brian Jones pageboy cut

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Actually I used to have one as well
But it looked shit on me, 'cause my hair is a bit curly
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:53, Reply)

^ GAY

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:53, Reply)

GURLY MORE LIKE!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:53, Reply)

You're on fire today.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:55, Reply)

I wish he was

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:55, Reply)

:(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:56, Reply)

Aw I don't hate you that much
I probably would piss on you if you were
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)

THX HUN XX

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:01, Reply)

he's thinking of his own hair and getting confused again

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)

I am Adora, He-Man's twin sister,
And defender of the Crystal Castle.

This is Spirit, my beloved steed.

Fabulous secrets were revealed to me
The day I held aloft my sword and said:

"For the Honor of Greyskull!"


ALT. Curry
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING???!!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:55, Reply)

No surprises here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:55, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)

I think 'Adam' may have been a steroid abuser

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:01, Reply)

Nah, that's a natural look, the quads would be much larger if he was juicing.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)

But all that aggression as well...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Controlled agression. Not like those nasty roidrages.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:07, Reply)

He punched my tv screen

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)

I am having a BLT made for me, in my own kitchen, by an attractive brunette .
There are worse ways to bring the week to a close.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)

I kind of preferred Thundercats.
Something something snarf
( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Fucking yiffer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Bucky O'Hare was good, too.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:07, Reply)

And Dangermouse

( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:07, Reply)

The Thundercats outtakes are excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Lunch today from
www.chompgrill.co.uk

Fantastic burgers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Does someone else pay for it and then suck your cock?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)

DAMMIT

( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)

hahahahahaaaa!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)

chompgill

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Terrific internet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:45, Reply)

You want to watch out
he set that place up as a way of making money off landfills.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)

Pork pie, cheese, pickled onions
Peroni
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)

I just tipped tea down my shirt :(

( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Is this a euphemism?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:12, Reply)

Leftover Thai red curry and no beer
Six days on the wagon. Oh yes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)

IN TODAY'S STORY......
"Today we met Stunned who to some people looked like a monster, a one footed monster. But Stunned wasn't a monster; he was a good person with a noble soul. And in the end his beauty showed through. Real beauty comes from inside which is why ugly people, like Stunned, can sometimes be the most beautiful people to know, and why people who look beautiful sometimes act very ugly. Being beautiful on the outside is alright, but being beautiful on the inside, that's the best."
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:12, Reply)

then there's people like me, who has BOTH

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)

ooh ooh and me! and me!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Good news, I think I might pull through

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:13, Reply)

Well this is awkward, Mrs Ape and I have already made plans

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)

that's ok, i might go for a lie down

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)

I imagine Naker's wife to be blonde, horsey, with a tendency to rhyme "house" with "mice".
I can't really see her with a hessian-trousered son of Gaia.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)

what? how is that even possible?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:23, Reply)

^benefits cheat

( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:26, Reply)

i dont get any benefits : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Yes, but she sees herself as 'very spiritual' and is always up for a bit of fun after a yoga and reiki session

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:23, Reply)

What a cunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Yeah, it's not bad
Two kids been through it now though
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Ah, so you're the Rasputin to her Tsarina

( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)

I am something of a cat who's really gone, yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:33, Reply)

reiki bukkake
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:32, Reply)

I'm not sure you're aware of what "good news" means...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Are you still here?

( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Are you still a whinging prick?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)

I don't know Jase, but I'm still a spastic cunt, if that's any help?

( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)

+ idiot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)

+ retard

( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)

+ french peasant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Im sorry, that was a terrible knee jerk reaction from me.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)

I don't think you read what I said in the first place.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:26, Reply)

No... I did.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:31, Reply)

Nobody going to mention the fact that Jem and the Holograms is getting a film?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)

What?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:22, Reply)

No.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:22, Reply)

:(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Are they a rockabilly band?

( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:26, Reply)

This is all Michael Bay's fault

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Them new Turtles he's done look funny.
Like a Simon Weston versions of Shrek.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:30, Reply)

I haven't seen them and now I don't need to, thank you
Another new TMNT film is like battering a dead horse with a club made of sacrilege and tears
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:40, Reply)

shut up jason

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)