I know you lot are a bunch of dysfunctional miscreants
but is anyone looking forward to anything? Let's all be HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY for ten minutes or so. See if it hurts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:08, 11 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Death.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:08, Reply)

Sonisphere, the current football season to be over, winning the Euromillions,
alcohol, a film to get excited about and a crafty wank in a bit.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Yep
A few things
( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:12, Reply)

yes, a few things

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:13, Reply)

Shut up Jaisim

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:21, Reply)

i'm always happy, also
hth xx
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:21, Reply)

Yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)

That was fucking brilliant
I'm sorry I missed it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:28, Reply)

Work based, I've just fixed something which was bugging the fuck out of me
I have two viewings on my house tomorrow and a pain in the arse tenant to give smooth and furry to
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)

I thought you liked your tenants?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:34, Reply)

Not any more
The bloke is being a little pain in the arse and will be well and truly fucked off when I point out the finer points of my tenancy agreement with him tomorrow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:36, Reply)

which points are those?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)

He is locked in until September and liable for all bills, even if he leaves

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)

so much like AA, he'll be much happier when September ends

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:38, Reply)

Indeed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:40, Reply)

but would you pursue him through the SCC if he left without paying bills after the date of departure?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:41, Reply)

No
I'd pay a few chaps from the West End to "ask" for my money back
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:44, Reply)

^Internet hardman

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:45, Reply)

I'm not, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:47, Reply)

so you wouldn't do anything then, got it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:46, Reply)

I dont think he'll do anything but he's being a shady cunt about a few things so I'll re-educate him tomorrow
My mate is in property management and has a few enforcers who I can rent, should I need to
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:48, Reply)

Yeah, there is no way that hiring "enforcers" is not going to result in him claiming harrassment and possibly even bringin charges against you.
It would be a bad move.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:03, Reply)

your face is a bad move
but you still wear it every day
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:07, Reply)

Everyone says the same about your gunt

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:12, Reply)

no they don't
your dad loves it in there. he says it's warm and smells toasty like beer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:13, Reply)

Just so I know, how long do we have to keep doing this before you send me a tit gaz?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:18, Reply)

he won't have to pursue him for bills
the utility companies can do that. all the cow needs is the agreement to show that he's not liable.

rent, maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:07, Reply)

The weekend

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:32, Reply)