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It wouldn't be /OT without someone asking about lunch. So what are you having for lunch?
Alt: you have a choice of either Chompy or CQ returning to B3ta, who do you choose?
Edit:
AltAlt: you have to choose between Dozer & Jason being permanently banned, who do you pick?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:07,
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i had a pot of chopped peppers, carrots, cucumber and celery with a nice chive dip (srsly)
so imma wait til about 4, then i'll have a brown rice salad or burrito for a late lunch/early tea, as i am at the theatre tonight
alt: 100 CQ's please
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:11,
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You hated him as well
The only difference is you didn't sleep with him.
Or did you???
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:17,
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He was chucking one up BGB a while ago.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:19,
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Yeah and then she had a breakdown and left the internet 4EVA
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:20,
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You've got a right chip on your small shoulder about me, Tiny Tears.
I would ban you over us any day.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:12,
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officelols for tiny tears
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:13,
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^ upset
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:13,
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I''m not the one throwing embittered shade as a result of my inferiority.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:28,
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Pfft.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:30,
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Mince pie and some strawberries
Not the most inspiring of lunches, truth be told
Alt:
Either would be fine - more bodies means more posts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:12,
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Foooood
Alt: I liked both of them, but I'm 'friends' with Quey on fb, so I choose Chompy.
Also, can we bring back some posters who don't fit into the white, middle-class, aged 35-45 demographic that currently dominates?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:13,
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was it you who commented on me the other day, when lighty posted a link?
it sounded like something your hairy anal beard might mumble
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:14,
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Yer, that was me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:16,
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Altalt: Neither, there are far duller people.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:14,
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I AM HERE YOU KNOW
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:15,
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Oops, soz m8
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:16,
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:(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:17,
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\o/
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:29,
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altalt: neither
jason is great. dozer is completely and unintentionally hilarious.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:15,
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I'd rather have Chompy back
And I'd prefer neither got banned.
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Kroney, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:18,
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szechuan pork
Fuck me, I'd choose chompy over CQ,
Altalt Jason because homosexuality is immoral.
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Peej, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:18,
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Dozer claims to have had sex with men as well
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:20,
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the idea of dozer ever having had sex with anyone is lol
you've seen the pic
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:27,
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I've met him an' all
He's not really my type.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:29,
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Some of the pubs in York are very dark, though.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:30,
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there is not enough alcohol in any pub
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:34,
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clearly there is
as yhcciym
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:37,
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i got hit over the head
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:42,
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With his overwhelming charm and wit?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:47,
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A large box of paperclips and a pad of vouchers.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:54,
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I heard he was the best looking guy in the room
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:58,
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You're not choosing who you'd have to sleep with.
But your answer is noted. You big gay.
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Kroney, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:21,
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Oh? I misinterpreted the question sorry.
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Peej, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:29,
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It hardly even broaches homosexuality in the Bible.
In fact, Jesus said nothing about it.
To his 12 male followers...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:30,
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What does The Bible have to do with morality?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:31,
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That's another story!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:31,
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I don't believe in the bible soz
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Peej, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:33,
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So how have you obtained your morals?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:38,
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Foraging
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:41,
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Other places than the bible soz
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Peej, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:10,
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The Koran?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:12,
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Soz, don't know what that is.
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Peej, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:16,
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Altalt: Jason because he'd cope better in the real world, but I hope they both stay 4eva
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:30,
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I do cope in the real world. :)
and I ent going nowhere!
I love you all too dearly to leave.
Even Battered.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:31,
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you just want to put him in your bum then tickle his feet so he squirms about
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:33,
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no deliveries in the back!
How many times?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:39,
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I don't know, how many times did you take 'deliveries in the back' before deciding it wasn't for you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:52,
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*winces*
Twice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:56,
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FUck
You mean GJ, dont you?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:56,
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BIT PERSONAL!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:03,
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^Upset^
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Peej, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:33,
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so i've just had about 5 emails from match, saying "jason31 has sent you a message!" and "mattlyons has sent you a message" and "sunnybear has sent you a message"
but i'm obviously not on match, nor have i ever used match. i thought at first that the dumbass in america who dishes out my email address had done it again, but sure enough on a look at one email, it clearly says at the bottom "this is an advertisement".
what sort of an advert is that? fucking hell, that sort of shit could get someone into serious trouble, if their husband or wife found it!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:34,
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Jason is much older than 31
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:34,
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and he'd have meant it for you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:35,
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he's known as Jason31 for "other reasons"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:35,
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think
"Houston 500"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:35,
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one year.
One fucking year!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:39,
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^upset^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:39,
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YOUN!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:42,
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this sounds like pre-emptive back tracking in case frog saw the email
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:35,
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as if i'd let him see my emails
there was a guy who used to post on here who had a sex text service. they sent some unsolicited texts to a guy who sued when his wife saw it, and got fined £10k.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:35,
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Ha ha.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:36,
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No one else would put up with her.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:36,
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+ it
with
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:37,
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lame
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:38,
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OI
I'M AWESOME
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:42,
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^team captain^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:43,
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How is it obvious that you're not on there?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:35,
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because match is for losers
grinder is where it's at
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:36,
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Grinder? It's Grindr stoopid
I mean, so I understand..
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:37,
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None of these things existed before I was with mrs tangle
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:37,
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if they had you might have done better
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:38,
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^
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:39,
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she certainly would have done
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:41,
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Grindr is just for gay men dear.
and they aren't looking for fag hags.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:40,
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it's where the hot men are at
trust me, you should see the specimens on these match "adverts" for their services
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:41,
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See also Plenty of Fish
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:43,
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Services?! I never knew Match was running escorts!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:44,
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will the bullying ever end?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:37,
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It ends with your suicide
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:40,
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as usual
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:40,
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I hope not.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:40,
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Yes
I mean no
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:41,
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you set up a sock account to bully yourself
so you should know
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:42,
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HA! Sofa lol.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:47,
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it's like kicking himself in the arse
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:52,
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I knew it!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:51,
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Really?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:52,
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Yes, but he denied it. Like Doubting Thomas.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:04,
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you had psychochomp's erect penis in your mouth
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:52,
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^ schizo sock ^
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:52,
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That should be his sig.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:53,
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for which account?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:59,
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Stibbins
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:00,
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i just don't know who stibbins is
he came, he went, he came, he went
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:06,
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The Dr seems to have buggered off an' all.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:07,
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
conVENient
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:09,
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^ fanny like a windsock
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:54,
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Mine thinks its a pair
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:57,
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Oh fucking hell Sporters.
* shakes head *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:58,
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i lol'd
a turquoise and pink striped pair
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:59,
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COME ON!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:05,
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+ TIM (Stilton)
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:06,
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I'm updating my CV.
#yawn.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:03,
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Be sure to include the 2007/8 stint at Pizza Hut, with details on items you would never have allowed on the menu.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:05,
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Already detailed.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:05,
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Oh good, other than that #yawn
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:06,
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like pizza?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:09,
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What's like pizza?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:12,
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Cheese on toast
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:14,
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soggy cardboard with cheese fat soaked into it.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:17,
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Thanks for telling us.
#Yawn
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:05,
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Get a job, layabout.
/ac
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:05,
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Got work thanks.
/ac.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:06,
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