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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When those northerners at work say "I'll bob on down" it fills me with loathing.
I expect Swipe says it all the time what with her being all northern and ghastly. "I'll just bob down' shops froggles. you want owt?"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:37, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I'm not allowed to comment on her accent as I got in trouble for mimicking her too much.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:38, Reply)
I imagine her attempts at "sexy talk" are particularly hilarious

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:44, Reply)
stop imagining me talking sexy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:46, Reply)
I can't.
As in, I can't imagine you talking sexy. I can imagine you trying to, and the thought it hilarious.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:51, Reply)
i'm not married
ergo i still get to have lots of red hot sex
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:52, Reply)
Bit harsh for Frog to find out this way

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:57, Reply)
It's fine, I'm allowed to watch and bring refreshments.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:58, Reply)
I can imagine you with a little zip lock bag with two peanut butter rolls and a satsuma.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:00, Reply)
it's the other way round, and he's just got his flies undone

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:56, Reply)
'Tonight Froggie, I'll be the pizza and you can put the topping on'

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Eeee pet, me gosset's reet soggeh

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:09, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:10, Reply)
*Bongles*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)
My boyfriend repeats things I say funny all the time too :(
especially things with oo in them. :(
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Book and cook to rhyme with boot?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:49, Reply)
only if you're from oldham
i had a maths teacher who would say "take a loooook in the boooook"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:50, Reply)
It amazes me how so many adults from your end of the country think it's acceptable to pronounce 'little' as 'lickle'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Also 'hospical' and 'textses'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:51, Reply)
coventry is, of course, renowned for its musical accent

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:52, Reply)
I'd say it isn't renowned at all for anything
I'd defy anyone here to even recognise one.
Also, b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2267375
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Boowk

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:51, Reply)
That's the one.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:54, Reply)
I sound Canadian apparently

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:54, Reply)
no
it's because you did it really really really badly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:46, Reply)
YOU WERE ^UPSET^ OFFLINE IRL ETC

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:47, Reply)
so were you, when i shouted at you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:47, Reply)
:'(''''''''''''''

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:47, Reply)
yes, that's what you looked like

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:50, Reply)
You sound, walk and have eyebrows like Liam Gallagher

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:50, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:51, Reply)
you have very odd tastes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:52, Reply)
This isn't news

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:53, Reply)
This belongs on the popular page.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:57, Reply)
I have just clicked the fuck out of this

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:09, Reply)
it's fucking offensive in its inaccuracy, is what it is
my eyebrows are perfectly arched, courtesy of the lovely salon near my office
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Sorry Swipers, the damage is done.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:11, Reply)
In the SUUUUN-SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:12, Reply)
I met some of the woman's Scouse family the other week.
Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:45, Reply)
They're so upside up there, it's 'pop', not 'bob'.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:46, Reply)

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