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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Are you interested in museums and the like? Were off to mosi, imperial war museum north and the football museum this weekend. Cultured or what? on a downside were opening 7 days a week from next month. whats pissed you off?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:37, 158 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
football museum? Sounds shit
People get sick on Sundays *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Inconsiderate fuckers.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)
British library has an exhibition of British comics until August
might go along.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:05, Reply)
I like museums
I ma taking some scholl kids to the science museum next week for Charidee
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Fuck you stomping cunt. I'm deleting.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:41, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:43, Reply)
its okay you did that thread before you can re-read it
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1852647
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Thanks. I hope your cancer is really painful.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:45, Reply)
Serious.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)
*dances*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)
i don't like taht thread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:45, Reply)
0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:50, Reply)
im pissed off im dying when i have so much left to give

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:43, Reply)
What is actually up with you?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:43, Reply)
i think its nose and throat aids

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:45, Reply)
that's the worst kind!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:46, Reply)
he should stop sucking
diseased cock down the docks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:47, Reply)
i know mate im like that stephen sutton you lot should give me £3million

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:47, Reply)
only if i can give you the "thumbs up"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)
yes please pledge your support

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)
you've not even given swipe children yet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:43, Reply)
She's not long had her lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:43, Reply)
it is too late for that now

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Oh dear menopause time is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
yes, for me

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Not the ones you've suggested.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:43, Reply)
We might be off to a farm this weekend
Feed some lambs and such like.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:43, Reply)
+ on

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:44, Reply)
I'll do that on Sunday

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:49, Reply)
I'll do YOU on Sunday
No, wait....I didn't mean...
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Oh man....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:36, Reply)
as with most things it depends on the museum
while I like footy I cant think of anything worse than the football museum. but Mosi is good.

I also like to do stately homes went to Cragside recently and that was fucking great
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:46, Reply)
You should go on a day out with AA

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:49, Reply)
*breaks down*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:51, Reply)
FINALLY!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:51, Reply)
I dont know what I have done to deserve that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)
Being Boring

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:56, Reply)
I will bore you in a... oh hang on thats not what I meant

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:59, Reply)
I was referencing the Pet Shop Boys.
You're lovely you are
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:01, Reply)
^ grooming

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:01, Reply)
A football museum?
That'd be great!! No, wait, the other thing....
As much fun as gargling raw sewage while having your genitalia hacksawed off by blind lepers.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:49, Reply)
What do you do for fun, Placid?
*hold on to your hats*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:51, Reply)
HE drinks heavily and plays poor quality old man rock in a pub to disinterested drunks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)
I quite like museums
I just despise everything to do with football
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
I might go home in a bit. 6 pints = hungry and sleepy*
* other persons of restricted height may also be apt for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:54, Reply)
In other news
What the juddering fuck are people doing these days.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-27223772
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:55, Reply)
^Likes looking at babies helmets^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Cranial massage is the latest middle class bollocks around here.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:57, Reply)
fucking idiots

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:58, Reply)
The other one is 'breast feeding advisor'. FFS.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:00, Reply)
a Titctator

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:02, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:04, Reply)
"Get your tits out, love"

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 May 2014, 16:04, Reply)
I would do that job
" let me just have a taste and I will tell you whether you should breast feed "

Omnomnomnom
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Any jobs going?I know medical shit.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:05, Reply)
That's good to know
ours has a wonky head and when she was younger I wondered about asking about one of those things.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:04, Reply)
have you considered sitting on her head?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:05, Reply)
No. I have never considered sitting on a toddlers head.
Other than you, I don't think anyone in the world has ever considered doing that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:06, Reply)
yeah but your onsidering it now aren't you
just for 5 mins a day
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:12, Reply)
I bet Fritzl did.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Fritzl fixit.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:19, Reply)
New from PG tip
Fritzl's toddler teabags
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:25, Reply)
Oh Al
I thought better of you
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:06, Reply)
But I didn't, because the doctors said it would get better on it's own, but that if it didn't not to worry.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Its almost like babies have slept in previous years
You dont have a wonky head, do you?

Oh..
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
I've got a wonky penis, what should I do about it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:14, Reply)
should Al sit on it for 5 mins a day?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Hello?







anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:16, Reply)
just ask nicely

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:17, Reply)
Yeah you cunt

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Its worth a try

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:21, Reply)
sorry im too weak to reply

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:21, Reply)
youre the third best here

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:26, Reply)
until my imminent death

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Can I have your house when you die?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:28, Reply)
or maybe your rail ticket, it's probably more valuable

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:28, Reply)
nope thats only got 6 months left on it but you could get 3k refund

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:29, Reply)
yes but give my sister and her kids some cash yeah cheers xx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:29, Reply)
sure thing
*feels coin purse*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:31, Reply)
FFS I cant stand euphamisms
saying "coin purse"

Be a man and just say bollocks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:33, Reply)
Are you ill again?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:30, Reply)
im always ill

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:31, Reply)
+in G

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:31, Reply)
cor!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:32, Reply)
illing
and chilling
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:32, Reply)
Tell your doctor. pop your pants down and pull your knees to your chest

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:33, Reply)
look over here
.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:33, Reply)
^ An old man is talking
Everyone gather round
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:34, Reply)
39^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:35, Reply)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:36, Reply)
I am, and bored and cold

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:36, Reply)
Awwww
*ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:38, Reply)
it's ok i have lemon tart and out of date cream now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Don't eat that, you'll spoil your tea

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:44, Reply)
too late
and we don't have "tea" in this house
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:46, Reply)
OK Dad

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:46, Reply)
I'm happily warm in my house after a couple of beers. Just saying.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:40, Reply)
I thought you rented a flat?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:41, Reply)
It's a 2 bed house.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:42, Reply)
okay, I'll let you off the hook

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:43, Reply)
terrible bullying of thye midget here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:44, Reply)
yes im being a pedant

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:44, Reply)
I meant hanging him on a hook by his blazer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:45, Reply)
he can slip out of it, its a bit too big.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:47, Reply)
^34 haha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:36, Reply)
I'm 32 sweetheart

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:37, Reply)
+ stone

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:37, Reply)
32 inch waist more like

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:40, Reply)
doesnt count when you lift your gut over the belt

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:43, Reply)
32-99-34

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:38, Reply)
bull
Shit
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:38, Reply)
child of 82 bruv

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:40, Reply)
yeah yeah chinny

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:40, Reply)
I'm sure you've internet stalked me, so have seen the truth

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:41, Reply)
No, never actually. I've only seen that one pic of you tangles posted and got your name from 'inspecting elements' in that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:42, Reply)
stalker ^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:42, Reply)
well only a tiny bit. Do you know my name?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:43, Reply)
no, I'm not a creepy internet stalker

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:43, Reply)
I might have a look for more sexeh pics of you later

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:44, Reply)
>>>>>:(
I'm telling Gill
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:44, Reply)
GO ON THEN SHES ON MY SIDE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:45, Reply)
we've been friends way longer than you have

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:46, Reply)
she still prefers me, shes even met me!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Is she as pretty as they say?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:49, Reply)
well this is a loaded question

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:50, Reply)
There was a pic of her on here a while back.
People are mean about her, she's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:57, Reply)
I think I used his real name in the file name lol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:50, Reply)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:51, Reply)
I can delete it if you like?
Won't be til I get back to work on Tuesday mind
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:53, Reply)
too late innit
MY ENIGMATICNESS HAS GONE
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:53, Reply)
^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:54, Reply)
and i didnt know it already its all tangles fault what a cunt!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:55, Reply)
I KNIOW YOUR NAME MATEY

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:57, Reply)
Yer I told you it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:31, Reply)
Paul Hardcastles latter efforts didnt have the same ring

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:37, Reply)
0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:34, Reply)
don't you point that thing at me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:35, Reply)
I might go to the classic plane and car thing in Abingdon.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 May 2014, 16:41, Reply)
whats that then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:50, Reply)
Its a thing right...
In Abingdon right...
With classic planes right...
and classic cars...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:53, Reply)
Like an air show, but with a classic car bit as well.
Pretty straightforward.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 May 2014, 16:56, Reply)
I suppose it would best be described as a "classic plane and car thing in Abingdon"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:57, Reply)
I was hoping for you know a link or summit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:58, Reply)
Google it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 May 2014, 17:02, Reply)

www.airshows.org.uk/2013/airshows/uk-airshows-2013-abingdon-air-and-country-show-review.html
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:02, Reply)
I was hoping that your mrs would see sense and kick you out.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:02, Reply)
Learning's boring - I prefer smoking fags and drinking booze.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Dole scum

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:50, Reply)
that's Jason's parents

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:50, Reply)
Why I oughta....
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:58, Reply)
please stop you're getting feces on the carpet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:00, Reply)
Off to manchester now.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:53, Reply)
play nicely

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:54, Reply)
always xxx

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:58, Reply)

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