Having a belting time in Mcr, yesterdsy was the science museum, and shopping for them. I was allowed to pub it last night, sadly many old student haunts are now gone.
Today is the war museum, it has a tank, so I'll be happy .When were you last happy re vehicles?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 4 May 2014, 9:31, 39 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning Doc
I have no hangover I feel slightly cheated.

Are you going to pass round Franks flat and bring him a bag of budgie seed?
I got the wife the new fiesta, I must admit I love the way that it drives so if I have to pop to the shops or a small run I use her car instead of mine.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 May 2014, 9:46, Reply)

*Morning rabbit.
I'm not really into cars, we have the Landoverr, living in the sticks it'a pretty necessary. Tanks are cool though. Daughter loves trains, she was all over them yesterdayWho'a Frank?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 4 May 2014, 9:54, Reply)

If you lurked you should remember
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=+King+Zog+of+Albania
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 May 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Vaguely. Is he the Mancinian guy with mental health needs, but properly, not justb3ta wise?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 4 May 2014, 10:07, Reply)

*Trigger fingers*
Your thread reminds me of an old joke it's a bit long but here goes

Young lad at his grandparents house
Lad says "Granddad, granddad you was in the was in the war"
Granddad replies" Yes lad"
Lad says"Did you get any medals?"
Granddad replies" Yes lad there in the draw,next to my bed go and get them"
Lad puts on the medals and marches round the room "Grandad this is bloody great"
Granddad replies"Look I don't care what kinda language you use at home but I won't have that here under my roof"
Lad says sorry
Lad says "Granddad, granddad you was in the was in the war"
Granddad replies" Yes lad"
Lad says"Did you keep your helmet"
Granddad replies" Yes lad its in the wardrobe in my bedroom"
Lad puts on the helmet pushes out his chest with the medals and marches round the room "Grandad this is bloody great"
Granddad replies"Look I don't care what kinda language you use at home but I won't have that here under my roof"
Lad says sorry
Lad says "Granddad, granddad you was in the was in the war"
Granddad replies" Yes lad"
Lad says"Did you keep your gun?"
Grandad looks over both shoulders and says " I wasn't supposed to but yes it's up in the loft next to the tank"
Lad spluts out" Fuck me Granddad you got one of them and all"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 May 2014, 10:22, Reply)

*stares like a dog that been shown a card trick*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 4 May 2014, 10:25, Reply)

I never said it was a good joke

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 May 2014, 10:26, Reply)

tl;dl

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 4 May 2014, 12:12, Reply)

Errr dunno m8 haha yeah

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 4 May 2014, 10:10, Reply)

Oh hai!
Glad you are enjoying. I fully heart Mcr. Nice and sunny but not gonna last. Having a breakfast tipple like a true prole. Plink plink fizz.
Just what God had in mind when he made gays.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 4 May 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Didn't kno you were gay mate?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 4 May 2014, 12:46, Reply)

I hope this is sarcasm!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 4 May 2014, 15:17, Reply)

Manchester rocks
One weekend when my dad is away I might see if we can drag a few southerners up there for a barcrawl
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 4 May 2014, 14:01, Reply)

Yeah, like you'll get any of this lot to set foot outside the M25.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 4 May 2014, 14:26, Reply)

soz busy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 4 May 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Don't think you were invited frog.
Ill go Rachel :)
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 4 May 2014, 15:08, Reply)

\o/
Manchester b4ysh
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 4 May 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Shit-cunt student neighbours started a party yesterday afternoon.
It's still going. Zero sleep last night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 May 2014, 14:30, Reply)

I live next to a student house too.
Luckily I can pop my ears out :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 4 May 2014, 15:19, Reply)

They were all singing Natalie imbruglia last week

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 4 May 2014, 15:20, Reply)

Sneakers chat, just got these

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 4 May 2014, 16:09, Reply)

tie dye shoes are best

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 May 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Deffo, there's not a summer shirt it won't go with

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 4 May 2014, 16:15, Reply)

Unironed trousers and tie-dye shoes?
Are you turning into Tangles?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 4 May 2014, 18:48, Reply)

zing

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 4 May 2014, 20:20, Reply)

Uh nuh yah d'nt.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 4 May 2014, 21:18, Reply)

I wonder if Jeff has been on this yet:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-27274501
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 4 May 2014, 17:52, Reply)

I give Mcr 10/10 for a weekend away. Have to do it wife and kidless, so I can drink myself into a truly disgusting mess.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 4 May 2014, 20:53, Reply)

Manchester has seen some epic sportsdrinking over the years
A cracking place
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sun 4 May 2014, 21:02, Reply)