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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Vegan barbecue and picnic update.
Not too grim, although my daughter Didn't understand the vegan bit and continually requested sausages.Good girl.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:26, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
what are they bbq-ing?
Carrots?
Veg kebabs?

They make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:29, Reply)
Veggie kebabs are only made nice by the presence of Halloumi
Which they deny themselves because they're wrong and stupid.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:31, Reply)
haloumi is fucking awesome
tesco do one with flecks of chilli in it. om nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:32, Reply)
Yes they fucking do
Ms Foxtrot hates spicy food, I take great delight in buying it for myself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:35, Reply)
I love Mexicana cbeese. Oh boy do I love it.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Bring Quorn sausages
They're not Vegan but pretend you didn't understand that there was a difference between veggie and full headwrong. They love that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:30, Reply)
what on earth do vegans bbq?
linda mccartney crap sausages and bits of rubber instead of haloumi? heathens.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:31, Reply)
Nut anf lentil burgers. Quite nice really.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:37, Reply)
Loudly say to her 'DON'T WORRY DARLING I'LL BUY YOU A NICE BIG JUICY BURGER ON THE WAY HOME, YOU CAN HAVE SOME KEBAB MEAT ON IT AS A SPECIAL TREAT'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:31, Reply)
Haha. With veal as a side.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:37, Reply)
With a mixed grill on it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:39, Reply)
And foie gras.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:41, Reply)
I gave your daughter some sausage yesterday.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:34, Reply)
Textbook.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:36, Reply)
Thanks very much.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:38, Reply)
A mate of mine replaced his brothers quorn burgers with beefburgers.
He didn't notice. Maybe you could do the same?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:37, Reply)
It wouldnt be worth the grief.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:38, Reply)
What are her reasons for veganism?
Asides from attention seeking? Most of the time they're fucking ridiculous anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:41, Reply)
Food with a face

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:44, Reply)
For fucks sake.
Tell her that it's the reason we cut the faces off!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:45, Reply)
The face is the tastiest bit!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Best eaten whilst the animal is weakened, but alive.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Half bled.
I like it when you can see the fear in its eyes as the realisation of what is happening dawns on it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:49, Reply)
Try sucking the eyeball out of the socket, so it can watch its own lips being gnawed off.
Absolutely wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:53, Reply)
Hahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:54, Reply)
Are you fucking kidding?
Those must have been some fucking shit beefburgers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Yeah, Co-op own brand.
We got the munchies after a night on the piss, and raided his food, forgetting he was a non-meat eating food-wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:43, Reply)
literally.
Vegan shit.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:43, Reply)

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