Enough of that pish.
One song. Your favourite. What is it? Why?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 19:50, 77 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Cyndi Lauper - I Drove All Night
Because gay
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 May 2014, 19:53, Reply)

Saturday night and I like the way you move

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:35, Reply)

be my baby

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:38, Reply)

You may need to take him out for pizza first

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:40, Reply)

Only if I'm secretly paying

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:42, Reply)

make sure you lock a bedroom just to show that you're not that easy.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:45, Reply)

I don't have locks on my internal doors, would fitting a massive padlock instead look a bit weird?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:54, Reply)

only if you have one end of the hasp and staple screwed in

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:56, Reply)

di di da da no

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:14, Reply)

"London Town" by Light of the world
Had it as my alarm tone for years, I always wake up feeling ready for the day
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 19:57, Reply)

If you want me to stay - sly and the family stone
Bassline.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:06, Reply)

Orbital - Spare Parts Express
Because reminds me of a particular year
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:23, Reply)

way to many songs do that to me.
Nu Shooz "I can't wait", Mclarens "Rainforest" wait I best stop there list is almost endless
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:30, Reply)

Had to do supermarket work for three or four years straight to pay the bills not too long ago.
I've grown to despise every song they played ten times a day. "I Can't Wait" being one of them :(
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:33, Reply)

Shame really, some of what they played I quite liked beforehand

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:33, Reply)

"Keep on moving" and "Mr Kirks nightmare" also take me back to seperate but still rememberable days

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:37, Reply)

4 Hero are dnb legends bruv

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:37, Reply)

That time also reminds me of The Prodigy's "Charly says"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:59, Reply)

That was playing when I lost my virginity

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:34, Reply)

Not whilst also filling shelves I hope

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:35, Reply)

I was certainly filling something, if you get my drift....
*Nudge,nudge, wink, wink*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:37, Reply)

YD's gob

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:38, Reply)

I quite like Orbital but the weird key changey stuff in that track fucks my head up

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:27, Reply)

only one?
Is that even possible?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:26, Reply)

Not really but just humour him, yer

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:31, Reply)

Johnny Cash's version of If You Could Read My Mind
Or Glenn Campbell's Wichita Lineman.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:33, Reply)

Just one FOR FUCKS SAKE, ONE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:35, Reply)

alroght then, Stay by U2.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:37, Reply)

I've had the worst earworm today "My Grandfathers Clock" :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:44, Reply)

'I know a song that'll get on your nerves'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:44, Reply)

It was fucking weird where the fuck did that earworm come from and why, WHY?
all bloody day, it's been stuck there
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:49, Reply)

It's because you're black, so your ears are huge but useless apart from you're required to listen to chain gang chants.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:51, Reply)

ears? surely you mean lips?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:53, Reply)

Look in the mirror sambo.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:57, Reply)

Like I would buy that paper

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:00, Reply)

i remember playing that at school on the tenor recorder
never did me any harm
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:45, Reply)

Errrmmmm, look how you turned out

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:45, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:46, Reply)

see, fine

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:47, Reply)

Fuck, I'd forgotten that song. U2 used to be really good.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:04, Reply)

yeah, in the 90s they did some really good innovative stuff.
Zooropa is a career highlight of theirs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:11, Reply)

That's the point of the question.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:42, Reply)

changes regularly
because I'm flighty like that. At the moment... Cardiacs - Core
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:58, Reply)

Lighty in da house

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:00, Reply)

evening hh

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:05, Reply)

so it is, so it is...
How come a single studmuffin like yourself isn't out and about on a Friday evening?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:06, Reply)

I'm between the ladies at the moment
last one doesn't see us as a couple but would like to be friends. Still the previous one only took 1 date to decide I was pondscum and this took two, so it's an exponential improvement. At this rate I'll be married by September.

Good job I already have another one who's agreed to go out for dinner.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:13, Reply)

haha physically repulsive

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:16, Reply)

You got binned after last Monday?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:17, Reply)

Sadly yes
Pity, I liked her a lot. I need a hobby.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:31, Reply)

Shame. It sounded like your first date went really well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:33, Reply)

Yep. I thought the second one did too, shows what I know
Got to figure out somewhere to take this next one - not Galvin La Chapelle, the food was awesome but a £200 let's be friends meal isn't something I want to do every week.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:34, Reply)

Ouch.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:37, Reply)

I don't regret it after that first date
but from now on the fine dining can wait until I'm on a promise, to be blunt.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:40, Reply)

Even if you're on a promise you don't need to spend that sort of money.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:46, Reply)

I like to push the boat out occasionally
See what the top end is like. Seemed like a good opportunity.

Actually Galvin Cafe au Vin is about half the price next door and still pretty nice, that might be an idea.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:55, Reply)

Get two pet tutles, not quite a hobby but still I spend more time watching them than the TV

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:33, Reply)

haha, get in there son

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:20, Reply)

Some top class flirting
talking about how gigs with seats are preferable these days, then segued into "speaking of going out, sitting down and having a good time - how about dinner?"

Nailed it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:38, Reply)

I've been so long out of the game I wouldn't know where to start

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:40, Reply)

online dating is much easier
they write a bunch of stuff about themselves before you even start and so you just pick something to ask a question about that you can also talk about yourself.

Gets a conversation started.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:57, Reply)

Just make sure you point out you don't support Bristol Rovers.
No one wants the sympathy vote.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:00, Reply)

Plus they would think he was retarded, just saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:06, Reply)

It's not really come up yet

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:07, Reply)

What no football talk?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:08, Reply)

that may be where I'm going wrong

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 23:00, Reply)

yeah mine changes weekly
Also, do club tracks count as songs? Hold on to your love, warhead and bambataa are really special tracks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:13, Reply)

Never had you down as a Ritchie Valens fan.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:15, Reply)

I'm not.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:17, Reply)

Hey Batts you like your food?
Sons 16th today, he had a load of his friends round one of the items of patisserie that we laid out for them was a La Boulangerie assorted petits fours, ideal things for Micro if she has a mid to large party.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:28, Reply)

Prick. Your child is 16. Mine isn't 3 yet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:33, Reply)

I didn't think jelly and ice cream would be your thing

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:35, Reply)

what did your ex get him, you honkey hater?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:53, Reply)

I don't hate honkeys, I just hate you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:09, Reply)

Your favourite song?
What are you, a 13 year old girl or summat?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 23:00, Reply)

*goes into Bartleby mode*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 23:04, Reply)

exactly.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 23:08, Reply)