Morning all!
Come one, come all! Come early risers and layers-in. Come anyone!

COME!

Bashers... have you regenerated your brains yet?

Non-bashers... did you ever believe b3tans could be so good-looking?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 7:15, 254 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well I'm back at work again.
The Fun Lovin' Criminals didn't show for their pickup yesterday... perhaps they took one look at my boss's clapped-out minibus and called another company. Shame, my mum would've loved their autographs.

I may have to try and make it to one of these bashes in the near future... you all look like my kinda people :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 7:38, Reply)

You appear to be
an early starter, No3l. But I'm at work now too, so good morning to you.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 8:19, Reply)

Morning!
Yeah, I'm up at six and start work at seven, so I thought I'd get us started.

How does this fine day find you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 8:24, Reply)

For once
it is a reasonably fine day, in that it's not raining.

But I've just been on my mobile and noticed that the battery is reading very low, despite it having been in the car cradle, and hence being charged. I must investigate.

Today's insignificant news was brought to you by K2k6, and the number 2.71828183.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 8:27, Reply)

My phone is my friend
I do the majority of my internet stuff on my phone. Batteries are arse. Roll on cold fusion!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 8:32, Reply)

My phone
is purely a communications device. I use it to speak to people, and send the odd text message. But it annoyed me when on holiday that I had to keep charging it every few days, as normally a couple of trips in the car each day keeps it topped up.

Mind you, some of these all singing all dancing phones seem to need charging every night. I couldn't be arsed with that - I thought that went out with my old brick 12 years ago.

Bring back the Nokia 6310i.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 8:38, Reply)

I must admit
I've become something of a whore to my phone... I haven't normally got a net connection at home, so I've got unlimited internet on my phone.

Did you bash? Or... I think... were you on holiday?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 8:44, Reply)

morning folks
how's it going?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 8:51, Reply)

I was just getting back
from the US on Saturday, and thus was unable to bash.

I have however just been looking at Rotating Wobbly Hat's photos, and getting a chuckle. I have to say that many of the b3tards don't look like I imagined, or indeed like their profile pics.

And a high proportion of them seem to smoke!

I also have an image of Tourettes' arse cheeks burned into my brain. Quite traumatic, that pic.

Actually that's not true. I never dislike the sight of female flesh!

Edit: 'ning Vipros.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 8:54, Reply)

Morning all
Hope you're all well.

I get a late start at work today, but that unfortunately means that I have to work late as well, which sucks muchly. Oh well, you can't win them all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 8:57, Reply)

there are a number of good photos on there
wish I a) wasn't so far away, or b) had more money and free time so I could attend some of these large bashes.

it was awesome having some people come down here for a bash in my home town, but I didn't get that much of a chance to chat because I was playing a gig...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:01, Reply)

Bash
The bash looked like mucho mucho fun! :) Am still very jealous I couldn't make it! Damn living far away! Maybe next time! :-O
How is everyone this morning?
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:03, Reply)

Morning, morning!
I'm good today, despite being told to fuck off by an old friend. Her loss!

How're you?

@ K2, they're a funny-looking bunch, aren't they? I reckon I would fit right in :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:05, Reply)

Good
I'm very well, despite having to be at work, with no actual work to do again!

Also, had a strange dream where I was helping Shirly off eastenders (the one that looks a bit like a very angry man in drag) move into a housefull of Student types. For some reason itys stuck with me all morning, even on my on the way to work on the bus time nap!
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:09, Reply)

Hullo!
How's it going everybody?

@ No31 why did your mate tell you to fuck off?

I've got another muchos boring day ahead of me, woohooooo.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:10, Reply)

Morning, recent arrivers
@No3l - I know what you mean. They are all quite normal looking!

Didn't realise Empress Bob had such impressive mammalian protuberances though!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:11, Reply)

^that's why she's the Empress* ;-)
*may not be true
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:12, Reply)

My dreams
normally disappear as I'm sleeping very well at the mo, but I know I had a sex dream last night. Shouldn't write word porn before bed!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:12, Reply)

@Vipros
I found them quite 'empressive'.

@No3l - do I take it you were stuck to the bedsheets this morning?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:15, Reply)

Morning manbat!
Long story short, friend on Isle of Whigt gets cancer, I move there for six weeks for logistical and moral support as she's having a really tough time... and that's it. She never told me why but cut off all communication and when I facebooked her yesterday, that was the response I got. Like I said, her loss :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:17, Reply)

K2, nah
But there's a lingering feeling of horn and the mental image of a dark-haired beauty floating around my mind. I wish I could remember it :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:19, Reply)

Morning all!
I'm off work today, I'm not very well! :(

But I'm going to use the opportunity to go the Quack to get him to have a feel of my nadgers.

Good to see you back, K2k6!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:20, Reply)

Morning DiT!
Testicle-related sickie? o_O
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:23, Reply)

@no31
Well, thats a bit mean. Her loss indeed!

Not as bad/random. Fell out with my old roomate, best friend for 7 years a couple of months ago, totally randomly too. Was supposed to stay with her for a couple of days on one of my homeward bound pilgramages, and she arrived to pick me up, had some kind of epiphany in the 5 minutes it took me to get to the carpark and was gone by the time I got there and hasn't spoken to me since. Not told me to F off though, just completely ignored me, as if i'm not there at all. Girls are wierd!

*edit* @DIT aboiut time too!!
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:23, Reply)

@ No31
That's a bit shit dude, like you said though her loss. Any plans for today anyway?

I had an awesome dream on Saturday night where I was in Lord of the Rings but then I'm just a big geek so there you go.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:23, Reply)

Nono
A suspicious Chinese related sickie...

But I have a lump in my manly maracas, so I'm gonna get it checked out!

And ning No3l, by the way. Good to meet you. :)

EDIT: I've had a similar experience. She'll come crawling back sooner or later. They always do, when they realise what they've thrown away. And then you get the high ground! Bonus!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:24, Reply)

I agree
Girls are weird :(
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:25, Reply)

Morning DiT
Is this your normal procedure? I usually do my own regular nadger-feeling, and would only ask the doc to do it if I found anything out of the ordinary.

Edit: Ah, just read your above post. Makes sense now.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:26, Reply)

Exactly...
It's an 'out of the ordinary' lump. I don't go for fun! :P

EDIT: As you've just seen! :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:26, Reply)

Girls ARE wierd
That's why I love 'em.

I haven't any major plans for today apart from sit at my desk til three pm and answer the odd phone call. My job is far too easy :-/

Edit: *bows*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:27, Reply)

With luck, DiT
It will just be a cyst. Happened to me once, and I was most relieved after seeing the doc about it.

Edit - don't misconstrue that, you lot. It wasn't that sort of relief.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:28, Reply)

girls
I don't understand most of them either :( Though i reckon girls are natural enemies of other girls, so perhaps I'm not supposed to! Ha ha ha!

@no31 I'm doing the same, cept i'm stuck till 5! meh...
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:29, Reply)

'ello lovely people.
I have returned from reading and meeting the very lovely Lucy Van Pelt.
Yay for no work today! I'm still shattered.
( wanderlust, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:30, Reply)

Ning Lusty!
How was it?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:32, Reply)

I'm meant to be
producing a training manual or something today but don't know where to start. Well I do it's just I can't be arsed starting it.

@wanderlust. Hello, how was reading?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:33, Reply)

Ning wanderlust
Reading absolutely broke me last year. Ace weekend though. What were your highlights this year?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:35, Reply)

I had an ace time.
I feel like I've been there and done that now though so I had a bit of a mental blow out.

I met some pretty cool people, danced like a twat, drank lots, saw some quality bands and made a fool of myself. Good times!
( wanderlust, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:39, Reply)

Sweet
Were Metallica playing this year or did I make that up?

I've never been to a festival. Infact I've never even been camping. I'm crap.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:43, Reply)

I had a massive two-day hangover on the first day, had my first and only panic attack while watching the Pigeon Detectives. I honestly thought I was gonna die :(

Not sure I'd do three days again though... Sunday night was mental in the camp sites and it took me a week to get over it all.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:45, Reply)

@holy
If your still up in the 'Deen next year you should head to rockness or connect! A much gentler introduction to festivalling and camping!
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:46, Reply)

metallica were there this year
I didn't see them though as I've seen them before.
There was the usual Sunday night riot. I avoided it as much as I could, it can get quite scary!
( wanderlust, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:50, Reply)

Morning all
I'm sending this from the bath via my phone. I don't understand girls either. Most of my friends are boys. Girls are to complicated.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:57, Reply)

Hello Al
Indeed you did. I'm back to entertain irritate you all again!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:59, Reply)

@ weekirst
I'll be back in Glasgow at the end of October I think but I may try and come back up for that. I had a few mates who went to Rockness and said it was brilliant so that's not a bad shout!

Hello Mrs Liveinabin phone in the bath? That's a bit dangerous! I thought it would be funny to phone a mate when doing a wee once but only succeed in dropping the phone in the bog.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:01, Reply)

Camping kicks bottom
I'm camping next to a lake this weekend with a bunch of wakeboarders and musicians. I can't wait!

Edit: morning Al!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:01, Reply)

I love camping!
But camping at Reading isn't the same. I've washed my hair twice since I got back yesterday and it still smells like burnt plastic :(
( wanderlust, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:06, Reply)

camping is teh win
I haven't been in ages. damn this rubbish weather and my bloody bathroom!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:12, Reply)

@ No31
where abouts you going camping?

@wanderlust I've always wanted to do it but nobody wants to share a tent with me. I think they're trying to tell me something. Why does your hair smell of plastic anyway!?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:13, Reply)

@Holy
People tend to burn everything on the last day, this year security was a lot tighter so there wasn't so much black smoke filling my lungs. It's still pretty grim though!
By Sunday Reading reeks of vinegar (mostly from people spilling booze on the floor) piss, vomit and burnt plastic!
( wanderlust, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:18, Reply)

After walking thru Reading campsite on a sunday evening
everything will smell of burnt plastic. Things go very mental and lots of tents, etc, get burned. I was seriously unprepared last year and it came as quite a shock!

I'm camping between Northampton and Wellingborough, at a place called Grendon Lakes... www.Grendonlakes.co.uk I think. An old school chum invited me and I haven't seen him in about ten years, so this'll be something of a reunion. And an opportunity to get nicely mashed in the company of like-minded people :)

Edit: wanderlust, that's a good description. The lasting memory of Reading will be the smell!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:19, Reply)

I went to Leeds Festival
I still ache...
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:25, Reply)

See anything good, scentless?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:27, Reply)

Wow
I thought most people who went to music festivals were well behaved, mild mannered folks?

Sounds good about the reunion though. It's always good to catch up with old mates.

I did something similar a while ago but we all chipped in and got a caravan in St Andrews...that's as close to camping as I've been.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:37, Reply)

I'm out of the bath now!
I've never been to a festival or a live gig!
I have lead a sheltered life.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:42, Reply)

Most people are well behaved
But the occasional bad egg and lots of alcohol make for a pretty potent mix.

On the sunday evening. I also saw some great impromptu musical performances on steel drums, guitars, chanting, dancing and general good-natured fun-having.

I heard there was a bridge over the river this year... can anyone confirm?
Edit: Mrs Bin, last year was my first, and probably last, music festival. The only way I'd do it again is if I was working or volunteering there... far too exhausting otherwise!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:43, Reply)

Mrs L
never been to a live gig?

you and everyone else should head down to Exeter posthaste and see my band!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:44, Reply)

Who I saw...
Rage Against The Machine
Queens Of The Stone Age
The Fratellis (in my defence it was in the effort of trying to get a good spot to see the aforementioned)
Tenacious D
The Cribs
Last Shadow Puppets
Adam Green
Holy Fuck
Crystal Castles
The Death Set
Bloc Party
The Raconteurs
We Are Scientists
British Sea Power
Manic Street Preachers
Mystery Jets

Plus a lot of others. RATM were amazing.
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:44, Reply)

Well that might be a tiny lie
I saw Moloko at Guildford Uni before they were famous.
There was about 50 other people there. Mr Bin has been to loads of gigs and festivals so he looked after me.

*edit* British Sea Power - Mr Bin used to work on the tech faults help line at NTL was in a band and was sure they were on the verge of getting big. They were British Sea Power.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:46, Reply)

Mornin´ all
I had a dream last night in which Happylittletulip had written down many QOTW suggestions on bits of paper and kept them stored in several packets of Marlboro cigarettes that were stored in a cupboard. Didn´t actually see HLT so she only made an appearance by proxy.

In other news, I now have a third interview (in London) but because they can´t fit it in while I´m still in England, It´s going to have to be a telephone-interview.

I´m going to spend today doing research for my interviews and head off to Oxford in the evening so won´t be on here much. Also, I probably won´t post my account of the bash for some time.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:50, Reply)

Wow scentless
That's some good rocking! I'm quite jealous. I couldn't even remember half the bands I saw last year!

Edit: Morning mister! What're you up to in Oxford? Tis just a stones throw away from me.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:51, Reply)

@spakka
Must be the season for it. I had a b3ta based dream during a fractured snatch* of somnolence two nights back. I kind of remember many b3tards being there, but the only two identifiable ones were Rakky and Kaol.

*some gratuitous innuendo, in case Tourette's is reading.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:53, Reply)

that is weird
I had a b3tan dream the other day too. mentioned it on OT the other day....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:56, Reply)

Perhaps all your dreams are linked
And you're all part of the New World Order?

Either that or you spend FAR too much time here :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:00, Reply)

Whilst we're on the subject
what's the best dream you've ever had? Gory details please...
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:02, Reply)

Morning everyone
My head hurts, but I have all week off to recuperate.
Bloody bank holidays.
Went to Leeds carnival and saw a massive black woman wearing what appeared to be a tent in the design of the Jamaican flag gyrating at an alarming rate.
She had more spare tyres than your average Kwik Fit and several small children were in danger of being sucked into her orbit and begin floating round her stomach.
Raped my eyes, it did.

*edit* @holy

I once dreamt that my mum disembowelled me in a swinmming pool with a pencil. Not the best dream I suppose, but certainly memorable.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:03, Reply)

@ Boss
Uuumm...wow. You certainly adhered to the gory part of the question. Cheers.

Was the festival any good?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:07, Reply)

unfortunately I don't remember much of the plot
but I once dreamt a feature-length sequel to The Thing. that was brilliant

it's only recently that my dreams have involved me; in the past I was an observer of what was going on and have dreamt various film type things, usually involving zombies, vampires, monsters etc.

I once dreamt that giant ants with machine guns in their mouths were taking over the earth and that me and the spice girls (this was some time ago when they were first around) stole carol vorderman's car ( a red estate of some kind) and drove to Portsmouth...

the kind of dreams that bleed over into being awake are usually entertaining. I had one where I couldn't remember what the dreams was about, but I knew that I hated the Swiss. I woke up and said out loud, while shaking my fist "fucking Swiss!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:08, Reply)

morning!
I had a wonderful time at the bash, but felt hideous the following day. Despite not mixing my drinks, I think 5 pints of cider on a nearly-empty stomach was not a good thing... Recuperated in the familial homestead on Sun/Mon though, so feeling back to my chipper self!

How is everyone else?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:08, Reply)

Just last week
I had a dream that I was driving around in a flash new Porsche after winning £2.8M on the lottery. It was kind of weird though, and I wasn't terribly happy (there's a message in there, probably).

Coincidentally, £2.8M was the amount won by each of the five winners of Saturday's lottery. Uncoincidentally, I wasn't one of them.

Edit: Morning, Empress Bob. I was just talking about you this morning. If you want to see what I was saying, look towards the top of this thread.

*reddens slightly*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:09, Reply)

Hello!
Even though I'm off sick, I'm still doing work. The telly is keeping me company though, and I am watching an abomination called 'homes under the hammer'.

If I had a hammer, I'd claw my own eyes out. It's horrible!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:10, Reply)

Morning BK!
Sounds like a good carnival all round then?

The only dream that stands out to me was one I had when I was meditating (I know!) a few years back. I flew out of my bedroom window, out over the ring road, over some fields and around some electrical wires. I flew around for a while then returned to my room, where I awoke feeling incredibly refreshed.

Now I'm not normally one for airy fairy stuff but I swear I actually FELT everything in that dream... the wind, movement, everything. Come to think of it, I have a lot of flying dreams.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:13, Reply)

@holy
It was alright.
Soon got bored and went to the pub though.

I also dreamt once I was being chased by The Incredible Hulk.
My mum was awakened by the sound of her angelic 8 year old son screaming, "Fuck off, you big green bastard!" at 4 in the morning.

*edit* Morning No3l! and DiT!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:14, Reply)

Ning BK!
I had a dream (the other day) where there was a B3ta bash in a lodge in Surbiton.

We'd all gone to bed, and a few hours later I woke up naked. Everyone else had gone missing. In my dream I knew that you'd all been kidnapped, but the kidnappers had forgotten me.

I made a run for it, and happened upon another b3tan who was passed out in the street (from the drugs that had been given to them) who was also nekkid.

The rest of the dream involved us both trying to get to safety while protecting our respective modesties. Sadly, we never discovered the other B3tans. Maybe I'll rescue you all tonight! :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:20, Reply)

.
Hi K2k6. Haven´t seen you around much lately.

@No3l:
How far is a stone´s throw?
I´ve got a job interview tomorrow in a town several miles west of Oxford, and will then head straight back to London, so I´m spending a night on Oxford.

Re: strange dreams:
How about this one?

EDIT: The other dream I refer to in that post was the one involving Wanderlust and the kid dressed as a fireman I mentioned in one of the Home-Sweet-Home threads a few weeks ago.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:21, Reply)

Morning
All my little goatlickers!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:22, Reply)

Morning 'Red
How goes it?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:23, Reply)

@DiT
Was this a masonic lodge?

Actually, being naked with other b3tards need not be a bad thing, depending on who they are of course.

@spakka - I've not been around as I was away on holiday. But I'm back at bloody work now :(
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:23, Reply)

@ Boss
That's fucking brilliant!

I had a dream where I fought with Batman after seeing the Darknight. I was getting my arse kicked until Spider-man came and helped out. I remember shouting "thanks spider-man!" to which he replied "it's okay...everybody gets one" a la Family Guy.



Other than that I have a recurring dream where I sit on a train going through some really cool scenery planning my day ahead. Bizarrely enough the plan is always accurate.


EDIT: mista...that's mental. Don't really know what else to say to that one
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:25, Reply)

@k626
Naughty naughty.

Welcome back btw. You had a good holiday?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:27, Reply)

Nah...
It was more like an American Mountain Lodge... You know, like in The Great Outdoors?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:28, Reply)

'Everybody gets one'
Genius.
So, has lucid dreams where you can control them to a certain extent?
Every single one of mine used to be, but not so much these days. There are certain ways to tell you're dreaming. Clocks will tell completely random times every occasion you look at one, and hands are never clearly defined; they're all blurry.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:28, Reply)

Morning Ethelred!
How're you?

Mister... I say a stones throw, more like a well-aimed artillery shell. I'm between Bicester and Milton Keynes... if you fancy a pint over this way you're more than welcome :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:30, Reply)

@ BK
Yeah that's only one I ever have. Other dreams usually involve me wrestling with giant bars of marzipan (marzipan gives me the boake) or just flying about.

The weird thing about the train one is I'm totally aware I'm dreaming so I do random things like run up and down the carriage with my wazzer out (which I hasten to point out I would never do in real life. I think.) Still it saves time on me having to organise things when I'm actually awake I suppose.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:32, Reply)

I often dream I'm naked
But I have a long history of real-life nudity too.

I also quite often dream I'm writing. It's always great stuff too, but frustratingly I never remember it. I always get the feeling I could write the next Naked Lunch.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:34, Reply)

I had a dream once where....
...it was the Nirvana 'Unplugged In New York' set - but instead of being in the audience, I was Krist Novoselic.

It was amazing.
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:37, Reply)

Dreams
I always dream that I'm either driving about in a mini (even in my dreams i'm a crap driver)
or flying, which feels a bit like your swimming, almost, but you kind of have to jump to get higher...
or that I can do magic in a kind of harry potter /sabrina the teenage witch hybrid. And i'm in my mid 20s... But they are terribly realistic. Often I wake up dissapointed to discover that I can't drive, don't have a mini and I don't actually have magical powers :( Maybe theres a kids book in this?
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:38, Reply)

@ weekirst
Yeah I get Harry Potter dreams quite often too. I had several ones where Dumbledore was chasing me around shouting "weeeeeeeee I want to show you my wand!"

I think it was about the time JK Rowling revealed he was gay. Bugger.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:44, Reply)

Strange dreams FTW
I just love the weirdness of dreams - not just my own but other people´s. I´m not good at lucid dreaming coz usually when I realise I´m in a dream, I wake up immediately. There was one exception where I decided to test out my newly-found omnipotence to create a volcano in the school football-field (if you´ve played Populous, you´ll know where I got that idea from). Sort of succeeded but was only a little one and didn´t get far before I forgot I was in a dream.

@K2k6: How was the holiday? Where did you go?

@No3l: Unfortunately, that´s too far off my path. Maybe another time.

EDIT: Mornin´ new arrivals.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:46, Reply)

@ BK + No3l
I'm good thanks, glad today is flying by.

How are we all?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:47, Reply)

I don't like that feeling you get
when you wake up and it's like "Oh, damn, I was dreaming."

Although as already mentioned last night's dream left me feeling sexeh... and that's no bad thing... except I've gotta wait til after 3 to do anything about it :-/

Edit: Populous FTW too! Might have to download that again!

No worries Mr... thought that might be the case. If I were a little more flush I'd hop on a bus over there. Next time, for sure.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:49, Reply)

@holy
Ha ha ha! Never Quite had THAT dream :) Generally if i'm flying, i'm being sneaky, or i'm in a hurry in some fashion!
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:51, Reply)

@ No31
I was talking to somebody about this the other day. I never get that. Well not that I remember anyway. They always just seem to go on and on and on until the very end.

Which is all well and good when me, Kelly Brook and Holly Willobourgh are cavorting in a pool of jelly. But not so cool when Barry Scott appears and starts shouting "Bang!" in your face. Knocked me for 6 that did.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:55, Reply)

@Empress Bob
Erm, yes. Naughty indeed. But I speak the truth. :) And yes, the holiday was top notch, thanks.

@spakka - I was visiting friends in the US. In the Midwest, unfortunately nowhere near the Loon, and I was coming home by the time clendrix and TRL met up, which was about the same time as the London bash. Bad timing all round.

Edit: Just read the words "Holly Willoughby", "cavorting" and "jelly" in the same sentence. Now that's definitely worth dreaming about.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:55, Reply)

Reet
I'm for a shave and a shower.
Then off to keep Barclay's off my back for another month, and then I'm going to do a cassarole.

Having a bit of nostalgia having dug out my old Kerbdog CD too.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:58, Reply)

@ K2k6
It was awesome.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:07, Reply)

Barry Scott
could do with a BANG in the face... if you get my meaning.

Anyone doing anything interesting tonight?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:10, Reply)

I shall be
driving home, eating, then doing a bit of Wii Fit.

Other than that, I doubt much
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:14, Reply)

Fucking Barry Scott
Not only is he the most annoying man on the tele he also managed to ruin my sexy time. Well imaginary sexy time but sexy time none the less.

Tonight I'm going to try and continue my attempt to get fit again. May go for a run, may go the pub. Not 100% sure. I'm sure there'll be a bit of Sharpe in there somewhere right enough

How about you?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:17, Reply)

@Holy Creamola
Allow me to illustrate by means of a pictorial equation:




Edit: Which coincidentally is the 100th reply. Woo!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:18, Reply)

I really want a Wii
They are all of teh aceness! And I could do with a hand getting fit too. I've got a DS so I might give that thing with the pedometer a go.
Me, I shall write a list of stuff to take camping this weekend... debating whether I should take my guitar... browsing xkcd.com and getting some tunes ready for the weekend.

Edit: *cackle* @ K2k6!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:22, Reply)

@ N03l
I can concur on their aceness. Its brought me back into the computer gaming world for sure.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:25, Reply)

We've always been a Nintendo family
and the Wii is just so innovative. Active gaming is the future, man!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:29, Reply)

K2k6
I don't know wether I should be amused or upset. On one hand you gave me a hearty chuckle with that depiction. On the other hand you have managed to cloud my memories of that dream with magenta cocks and green jelly. Everybody knows green jelly is the worst flavour as it tastes of wee, cabbage, leaves and other green food stuffs. And yes I'm claiming wee as a food stuff.

Did you know she used to be an underwear model a few years ago? I'm sure I remember seeing her in the Littlewoods catalogues as well...ahem.

Yeah, Wiis are awesome!

EDIT: Nintendos rock. I still enjoy getting my old N64 out now and again. Wait that sounds like a euphemisn for my cock
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:31, Reply)

Sorry about the green jelly
it was the first decent jelly pic that Google images came up with. I agree that red would have been better.

As for the magenta cock, this is b3ta, y'know!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:37, Reply)

.
@HCFB:
How about running to the pub?

@K2k6
Nice pic. Made me chuckle. Had you been at the bash you could have entered it in our little etch-a-sketch compo.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:39, Reply)

Who drew
the Star Trek cock? Masterpiece!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:52, Reply)

K2k6
Yeah you're right. Red is clearly the superior jelly flavour. Green reminds me of brussel sprouts. And fair play about the cock, only b3ta could placate my horror of seeing such an abomination.

@mista...the pub is actually directly below my flat so when I run down the stairs in full running gear (which is a brilliant t-shirt with I love NY on it but next to the NY, FAN has been scribbled) and straight in to the pub I get strange looks from the regulars. Especially as I sit and haul my arse on the bar stools and proceed to have a heart attack.

Plus I feel kind of guilty as the pints to minutes of exercise ratio is stacked firmly in the favour of the pints.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:00, Reply)

Afternoon kids
I'm also sicknote today. But with good reason as I puked all over highgate hill and then fainted at the top.

Going back to bed for a bit now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:08, Reply)

@becky
Sounds nasty! Get well soon.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:12, Reply)

Afternoon becky
That's not good.

I did a similar thing once when I was a (fat and unfit)* student, but in my case it was caused by stupidity. We'd been out to the 'all the pizza you can eat for the price of one' night, and decided to run home to our flat. Which was up a 1 in 6 hill.

Cue a very white K2k6, pizza regurgitated on the pavement and mates taking the piss.

*not that I'm suggesting that you're either fat or unfit, just that I was.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:14, Reply)

Oh Becks
Get well soon. Have you got a lap top? Can you take us lot to bed with you?

Has DIT come back with news of his knackers?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:16, Reply)

Here it's 8:15 am
and I've been at work for 45 minutes.

I need coffee, but the stuff they have here is some mutation of Folger's that looks slightly grey as it pours and tastes like hobo poo. (Or at least what I would imagine it would taste like. 2 Bums 1 Cup, anyone?)

I wish I could pull a sickie, but I don't get paid time off yet.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:16, Reply)

Loon
I could write you a note?

"Dear TRL's Boss,

Please excuse him from work today. Due to excessive consumption of sub-standard "coffee" he has a poorly tummy and keeps going little sicks in his right-hand shirt pocket.

Love,
Tourettes xxx"
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:26, Reply)

Now when I fired up the computer
this morning Firefox told me to update, which I did.
The problem is that it doesn't fill in my passwords for me any more and I don't have a fucking clue what they all are.
Does anyone know what to do?
I'd ask Mr Bin but he would just go on at me about Firefox being shit which wont help. Grrrr
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:28, Reply)

Noon Loon, becky
Hope you feel better becky.

Other than sicky, how are we today?

No knacker-news yet. I, for one, am on the edge of my seat :)

And Firefox is at least seven times better than IE. I'm afraid I can't help you other than to suggest the update has deleted all your autocomplete stuff :(
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:34, Reply)

That's actually not far from the truth.
Something I ate or drank yesterday disagreed with my innards, resulting in a near Pooflake this morning.

I think I may need to take a quick run over to the bagel shop or something...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:36, Reply)

@Mrs Bin
I also updated Firefox this morning, but don't actually use the password manager. However, to do so, go to Preferences, and click the Security tab. Then make sure the "remember passwords" box is checked.

If it is, then I've no idea what's wrong. I'm only a casual Firefoxer. I use Safari most of the time.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:36, Reply)

Thanks K2K6
mr Bin is a Safari user too and doesn't like Firefox.

The password thingy is ticked but it just won't fill them in for me. Cock-ended bastard.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:41, Reply)

This 'poorly' lark is pushing epidemic proportions...

I too am struck down with a sever case of the 'feeling like a bag of shite's

I have NO IDEA how I am going to stay awake for another 2-and-a-quarter hours.

Oh dear.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:48, Reply)

Loon, Becky
Hope you guys get well soon. I'm sending lovevibes(tm) your way. Not sure where that is so they're going any which way.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:49, Reply)

Good afternoon everyone.
I've been catching up at work this morning and now I'm free to fanny about.

I am not ill in any way and have not been for a very long time because I exercise and eat well.


*smugs*
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:54, Reply)

And this is why
I always use one of about a half dozen passwords. I usually use some obscure word and reverse two letters and add numbers or some such- say, taking Bacchus and making it bachcus69. I can remember Bacchus and I can remember 69, so it stays with me.

(And no, I've never used that for a password, so don't bother with it.)

Pick something like the Latin name for a genus of flower, or a type of stone, or the name of a 70's teen heartthrob, switch two letters and add numbers, and you've got an unbeatable password. Choose a few of these and use them for everything. Make sure that your bank password is unique, of course, but things like photobucket or b3ta you can use one of your typical passwords.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:56, Reply)

Being a hermit
Helps too BGB.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:56, Reply)

BGB BGB Where have you been?
'I've been to London to visit the Queen'

Anyways, afternoon BGB.
You've got double smugs, you are not ill or working!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:58, Reply)

Afternoon, BGB
I exercise and eat well too, but it doesn't stop me being really ill occasionally. I've had proper flu twice in my life, and it's seriously bad.

I have also had both measles and chickenpox as an adult. Neither of which were enjoyable in any way.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:00, Reply)

@Mrs Bin.
Yup! double smugs are the order of the day...what's left of it.

How are you and have you forgiven Mr Bin yet for buying biscuits?
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:00, Reply)

Buggeration
I just interviewed somebody for a job and was using a set of generic questions. The first one was "Tell me about (insert present job here)...". Being a fucking twat I read out the insert present job part instead of doing the sensible thing of actually putting in her companies name. Oh well, you live and learn.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:03, Reply)

What is this "work" of which you speak?
Damn, I need a more challenging job :( but that would mean less time here I guess... swings and roundabouts...
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:03, Reply)

Howdy folks
Hope everyone's having a good day.
I like being on hols and doing nowt.
This bastard 'puter keeps crashing like Ayrton Senna though:(
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:09, Reply)

@BGB
Yes I have forgiven him, just.

I am off to visit a friend who has moved house later so I am going to make some biscuits as a house warming present.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:09, Reply)

Hmmm I sell kilts
and fuck around on B3ta. It's not really work or challenging...it is fun though!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:09, Reply)

A wee kilt seller
sounds an interesting job! I hope during fitting sessions that the clients aren't dressed stereotypically scottish
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:12, Reply)

@ 'Red
They're wearing kilts!

But I see what you mean. Tam O' Shanters and the like.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:13, Reply)

Hmm.
Selling kilts has gotta be slightly more interesting than taximongering. But I do get to work with a bunch of amusing Kashmiri chaps :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:16, Reply)

@Mrs Bin
If a certain American B3ta member finds that he can visit the Uk soon. I may have to place a special order with yourself for some posh biscuits to celebrate his arrival.....

Here's hoping, so start thinking about what you could make for him.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:17, Reply)

Well...
they're all ginger, pasty skinned with terrible skin and teeth and a life expectancy of 29 and a half.

Nah we get a right mix of people. Just the other day a Spanish guy was trying a kilt on in the changing room but hadn't put it on properly. When he came strolling out thinking he was the mutt nutts it fell down to his ankles and ,because he wasn't wearing any pants, exposed his dingle. I swear a near by child burst in to tears.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:18, Reply)

Right
I'm off for a couple of hours. Gotta fax the CSA :( and get the shopping in. Have a nice afternoon folks!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:34, Reply)

Afternoon all
*browses earlier replies*

well, that took a while. Damn work stopping me browsing in the mornings.

To those not well - *hugs* - but I don't want your germs, so only virtual hugs.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:36, Reply)

^Coughs Meaningfully
Teeth all present and correct, no ginger-ness, no desire for a deepfried Mars Bar, and quite old, thanks.

And I have been known to wear a kilt now and then, but have very little inclination to buy one as they're daftly expensive if you belong to an obscure clan.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:38, Reply)

What clan do you belong to?
And where abouts are you from?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:40, Reply)

You don't have to wear your 'own' tartan
The tartan associated with my family was a bit dull, so I opted for a nicer one for my kilt. It's not something I wear a lot, but it's cheaper than hiring in the long run.

I've just been back to my car for something and walking up from the car park I saw a man roaring obscenities at a wheelie bin. He wasn't your average nutter, as he wasn't doing it in public like most fruitloops, but at the back of commercial premises. And he stopped and looked a bit sheepish when I stared quizzically at him.

I didn't hang around though.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:41, Reply)

Hello all
I keep trying to read my enormous textbook, but my mind has been wandering.

How are we all?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44, Reply)

@BGB
well he'll have to call them biscuits and not cookies.
I'm thinking something very English. Cornish Fairings?

@MM well it must ba hard to read with massive text!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:45, Reply)

K2k6
you coward! You should have asked him why he was haranguing your favourite bin - thus appearing to be a bit loopy yourself. Could have made for an interesting conversation.

osok & K2k6 - photos or I won't believe you ever wear kilts.

Edit: afternnon, MM. B3ta v textbook? No competition, surely.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:46, Reply)

The Gonad Report
I am off to be handled by a man now. Will report back when I get home!

EDIT: 'Ning MM! I'm rotten and ill, but you should check your gazzes!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:46, Reply)

Frae Embra
And Clan MacMillan/ McMillan (ackshully a Sub-Sept of McM but it's starting to get over-complicated). I researched the whole thing coming up to my wedding and in the end went for Black Watch as everyone could get it.

Plus no-one invites me to the formal pissups anymore. Must be the breath. Or the Restraining Order.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:46, Reply)

I kind of fancy wearing a kilt. I reckon it'd suit me
but I'm not in the least bit scottish (or welsh) so I don't really have an excuse other than for fashion, and I can't bring myself to do it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:49, Reply)

Thanks DiT
How's the plague?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:50, Reply)

Oh go on, Vipros
we won't laugh (much)

How goes the bathroom?

Edit: DiT, think nice thoughts whilst being manhandled. *fingers crossed*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:51, Reply)

Yeah it does get a bit complicated
I've been selling them for 3 years and still have to consult a book every two minutes. Cool, I lived in Edinburgh for a year and a half. Good place.

Good luck D_I_T

EDIT Vipros, do it. Seriously they're one of the comfiest things ever. I've got one of these

www.utilikilts.com/index.php?page_id=30

which to be honest is more just a skirt with pockets but heyho!

@ BGB...check my profile :)
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:52, Reply)

@Mrs Bin
What about a selection?



Men in kilts FTW!

*gets frisky*
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:54, Reply)

I know you lot wouldn't laugh
particularly when you got a glimpse of my shapely calf ;-)

it's the old school friends and relatives who would be having the laughs...

the bathroom is getting there. need to go over the grouting where it's shrunk and then seal and we can use the shower (after boiler is fixed and I've put up the shower head)

then it's just a matter of laying the floor and doing some woodwork

edit: Batman: that looks quality. I need something for carrying tools when DIYing, so that might be just the ticket.

I'll send a link and a hint to the missus and see if she'll buy me one :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:55, Reply)

Hey MM, TWW
I bugger off for ten minutes and it gets all busy.
In a change of culinary habit, I've just out a cassarole in the oven, rather than a lasagne.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:55, Reply)

I don't have a pic of me wearing the kilt
on this computer, but I do have some at home.

I may post one later, if you're all nice to me...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:56, Reply)

Yeah, let's
have a Rate my Kilt competition. Extra points for being a true Scot, of course ......

*giggles*

BK - what kind of casserole?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:58, Reply)

Likewise with the be-kilted pics
Coincidentally I am sat here aimlessly flipping through Lying Bastard sorry, Recruitment sites and scanning in some old 35mm pics onto me pooter so there could be some strange and terrible sights for you...
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:59, Reply)

@TWW
Spicy beef. Smells awesome too.

I have pics of me in a kilt back home, but it was on my wedding day so understandably those pics don't have pride of place these days.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:00, Reply)

Mmm Spicy Beef
I did a rather spiffing Burgundy Pork Casserole effort the other day, making fishcakes tonight as the baby has a dicky tum (think whirlysplat) so something blander called for methinks. Only one chilli per cake.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:05, Reply)

I made a spicy beef stir fry last night
strips of beef marinaded in soy sauce, mirin, chilli and garlic

with my egg fried rice recipe. almost orgasmic.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:06, Reply)

@HCFB
I've already looked at your profile *laughs*

Yes folks....we need more pics of men in kilts. It would make me a happy Blouse.



Edit - hang on....I'm on a website full of handsome guys who wear kilts, can cook, are extremely witty and are good with their hands.


Why the fuck did I not find this place 10 years ago....*scowls*
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:07, Reply)

Both sound nice
I do a pretty nifty egg-fried rice myself.

Fuck, I'm starving.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:08, Reply)

*licks chops*
oooh, I like the sound of that spicy beef casserole. I hated casseroles as a young'un, but love them now.

Osok, been there, done that, washed the shit-stained clothing. Poor wee soul. How old? The baby, not you.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:08, Reply)

@ Vipros
Yeah you should try and convince her. They're really heavy duty things plus I go to football and rugby matches quiet often and it's ideal for that.

Be warned though...going up ladders with it on DOES not lead to happy colleagues. Whoops.

EDIT @BGB *laughs*?! That wasn't the desired effect!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:08, Reply)

I'm not allowed to wear a kilt...

Because they stop at the knee...so everybody would see my 'last turkey in the shop' dangling down.*

If I walked down a street like that, the resulting throngs of jealous inferior men and rampant excited ladies would cause such a commotion that the poll tax riots would pale in comparison.**

\starts singing 'Jake The Peg'

*may or may not be true

**in fact, not a bleeding word of any of it is even the remotest bit true
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:09, Reply)

@Blouse
I've always thought the t-shirt/ kilt combo works surprisingly well.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:10, Reply)

@Pooflake
I wish I could click that reply, I really do.



*giggles*

Edit: BK, it does work, on the right bloke. With the right footwear. Think rugby type blokes ...

*drifts off to happy place*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:11, Reply)

TWW
It's not that bad, she just saves up a once a day blockbuster of weapons-grade poo. Or twice a day. Sometimes three, but I digress. Stinks like the week-old corpse of a syphilitic fox. And if you don't get her 'disarmed' sharpish, leakage can occur. Leakage is bad.

She's 20 months.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:11, Reply)

Pooflake
We discussed this. You have to wear trousers otherwise everyone would know about you amputated leg, and what you use to stand on these days.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:14, Reply)

Osok:
20 months is a fab age - too young to give you lip. Have the oldies started asking why she isn't potty trained yet? That one drove me nuts.

"weapons grade poo" sounds horribly familiar ..
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:14, Reply)

@osok^
That's nothing...I'm still just like that and I'm 35.

*starts writing apology to the toilet cleaners at the Cardinal*

Edit: @MM - It's not the standing on it that's the problem...It's trying to fit a wellington boot on the end.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:14, Reply)

Right I'm off
To deliver these:

to my friend whose just moved house.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:14, Reply)

Cheers Boss
Glad you agree!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:15, Reply)

@Mrs Bin
Will you marry me?
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:16, Reply)

BGB
I was doing so well until you mentioned 'handsome'. Damn.

Pooflake I beat you by a year and also have a Posterior of Mass Destruction. Substituting navy rum for a meal cos you got bored waiting for the casserole does bad, bad things...
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:16, Reply)

Mrs Bin
If I move house, will you make me some of those?

I'll trade back with my "coronary in an hour or your money back" chocolate cake!

*drools*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:18, Reply)

Pooflake
is that why you had to make up all that gout rubbish.


Thanks to the rest of you I'm now torn between egg fried rice and biscuits. Both of them require movement. I don't think I'm ready for that yet.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:18, Reply)

@HCFB
It's manly as.

*Is not gay*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:19, Reply)

@BGB...

"website full of handsome guys who wear kilts, can cook, are extremely witty and are good with their hands".

That's a big 'Nought out of four' for me then...

*cancels surprise wedding plans*

Edit: @MM - Ooh the gout is a problem...when I get it in my foot I have to balance on my tallywaggle and I end up looking like a flamingo.

Stares from colleagues sometimes ensue.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:19, Reply)

there is a surprising number
of good looking people on this site. definitely higher than the "walk down the street" average...

some of the regulars are stunning as well. almost to the point of speechlessness...

I feel positively homely. even with my beard...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:21, Reply)

Speaking of rice dishes.
I went to a noodle place in London and had a scrummy spicy rice and shrimp dish and a small bottle of water.

10 fucking pounds.
10 fucking pounds.
10 fucking pounds.

*was robbed*
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:22, Reply)

Aaaw Pooflake
you're definitely funny. Well, you make me laugh. As for the rest, we've never met.

Vipros: as no-one knows what I look like, I've exempted myself from that compliment.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:23, Reply)

@ Boss
Errrr thanks.

Can we talk about beer and tits now? I'm feeling slightly worried
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:23, Reply)

TWW
we've seen part of you at least

that bit was acceptable ;-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:24, Reply)

Vipros
What was great was that there was a group of people in the pub too, who really looked like wierdos from t'internet. We looked positively normal in comparison.

Flake: STDs must cause you some trouble...
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:24, Reply)

@Pooflake
I believe your talents lie elsewhere *wink*
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:24, Reply)

Thanks Vipros
it's the top bit that looks like an extra from "Thriller"! You may want to avoid Edinburgh next April to keep your illusions intact ...
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:26, Reply)

@HCFB
Er, yeah. Came over all Kenneth Williams there for a second.

So...I spent the weekend drinking beer with my girlfriend; who has great tits.
I think I've reclaimed my testosterone.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:27, Reply)

@ Vipros...

Why do I get the impression you're not counting me among the 'stunning regulars'?

@BGB - mmm noodles. *salivates*. I know what you mean about the price of stuff though in London. When we were going down (fnarr) The Captain & I were slagging the place off, but thanks to you delicate lovlies (and I don't just mean Tourettes' funbags), and the relative cheap price of beer in the Cardinal, my heart was won over and I spent the trip to Rakky's gasping in awe of the sights with my head stuck out of the window and my tongue hanging out like a labrador puppy.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:27, Reply)

@MM: a little bit like Sloth from the Goonies?
@TWW: I happen to find zombies very attractive...

edit: @Pooflake: what? you're top of the list!

well, a close second behind the good Captain. that beard...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:27, Reply)

@Vipros...

I know what you mean - when the Captain and I play a gig it's a case of me doing the work and him being the eye candy for the hotties...

Oh, and he also hurts people quite badly when if they boo me
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:31, Reply)

Vipros
Something like that, but with more hair. Ancrenne got a bit pissed and started lecturing the lady of their group on the advantages of having a really well fitting bra.

Pooflake edit: Have you got any photos of the placidspawn?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:33, Reply)

I can fully imagine Ancrenne doing that :-)
it is important though, not just for their own sake, but for all of us!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:34, Reply)

I volunteered...
my...ahem...'measuring services' for bra sizes but nobody would allow me within 10 feet...

(despite how much I paid).

Edit: Even Tourettes made sure a thick piece of glass was between me and her boobage.

Edit2: @MM - I haven't got any photos and they're probably still spacked out from the 21st party on Sunday to provide me with any.

I'll just have to draw you a picture. But for your imagination, his girls look just like him...right down to the beards and everything
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:36, Reply)

@ Boss
Yip that should do it. Testosterone has well and truly been claimed back.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:36, Reply)

Vipros
She was rather oddly dressed. She appeared to be wearing a tshirt underneath a halterneck dress.

Ancrenne to the rescue!

EDIT: Haha you saw tourettes boobies lolzzzzzzz u is gay hahahahah

oh hang on....
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:37, Reply)

Pooflake
Some people just don't realise the sacrifices you make on their behalf.

Not 'Sex Pest', just 'Misunderstood'
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:38, Reply)

Good good!
Salvaged that one.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:40, Reply)

that does sound odd
while I realise that to some people it may not matter at all I am often surprised that people don't stop on the way out of the house and think "hang on, I look like a complete fool/tart/prostitute/slapper/moron and then go and change"

obviously some people do this on purpose, which is fine, but I find it hard to believe that all the people you see dressed absurdly either don't care or look at themselves and think "I look good"

am I coming across too judgemental/vain?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:43, Reply)

Hullo!
I iz am back!

Sadly (or not?!) I didn't get felt up. It appears I had to register, and then I have to wait two days, and then go back and see a Nurse (peeing in to a ridiculously small tube in the meantime) and then, maybe, I might get a strange man to feel the ghastly lump residing within my testicles.

I wanted to stand there and declare "FEEL MY TESTES! WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE FEEL MY TESTES?" But there was an old woman there.

Glorious!

I am now going to attempt to eat. How are we all?

EDIT: 200! Whoop!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:43, Reply)

DiT
that's a bit shit

when I had one checked out the doc went straight for the nut-grab. none of this peeing in a tube nonsense!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:45, Reply)

@ DiT...

I'll have a feel of your 'tenders' for you if you want...

I may not have any qualifications, but bollocks happens to be my speciality...

I talk very little else these days.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:46, Reply)

@Vipros
Some people just aren't blessd with any idea of what kind of clothing suits them.


@DiT - welcome back into the fold.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:46, Reply)

Are you sure it was a Doctor you saw? :P
EDIT: You're a good man, flakey old boy, but I think I'll pass... :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:46, Reply)

Vipros
Not really. I'm all for questioning dubious fashion tastes. Especially if they've obviously spent ages.....

DiT! No luck with the testes tickling then?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:46, Reply)

Not really, no.
I just want this sorted now! :(
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:48, Reply)

D i T
Sounds like the standard registration process (piss sample, BP and the like) with mong-on-desk not appreciating the urgency. There'll be somewhere local that provides out of hours cover for the local GPs if you can't wait.

If they kick off on one, point out that the official advice on finding an extra bollock is to get to your GP at light speed.


(Odds are it's a cyst, matey. Good Luck)
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:49, Reply)

glad to hear it!
it was definitely a doctor I saw

we'd had the same one for years, and was a family friend. made things slightly more uncomfortable

but not as uncomfortable as considering that you might have a nasty growth on your giggle-berries
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:50, Reply)

@DiT
That's well harsh, making you wait. Bastard NHS.

If it's any consolation I spent a lovely morning a few weeks back having a lady doctor scrubbing around in my urethra while a big black nurse pissed herself laughing in the background.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:50, Reply)

Often I have looked at people
and thought, I wonder what kind of mirror they use?

Then I just shrug and go on to something else.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:52, Reply)

Right
I have to go and at least pretend to do some work.

I have procrastinated for way too long.....
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:53, Reply)

@DiT
flipping NHS ....

*keeps fingers crossed*

@Loon - I wonder if some of them dress in the dark.

edit: Bye MM *waves*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:54, Reply)

Why are my ears burning...?

*checks above posts about unstylish people who look like they're dressed to win a bet*

*understands*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:56, Reply)

@BK
I don't want to hear any more of that story. I'm sitting with my legs crossed as it is.

@TRL - on the subject of mirrors, I was staying with a mate recently who had a full length mirror in his bathroom. I wasn't best pleased to have to see myself in the altogether first thing in the morning!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:56, Reply)

It's enough to make me want to go BUPA...
But I never go to the bloody Doctor, so it'd be money down the pan!

Bye bye, MM! I hope next time you're here my genitals aren't the topic of discussion! *embarrasses*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:57, Reply)

@k2k6
read that as "in his bedroom"

begged the obvious question....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:57, Reply)

Dress sense?
Being the picture of sartorial elegance that I am, I find some folks choice of attire to be verging on the ridiculous.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:58, Reply)

@K2k6
eeeek! Full length mirror in the bathroom? Ye gods, why?

I have to make sure the full length mirror in our bedroom is positioned so that I can't catch a gimpse of myself first thing.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:00, Reply)

Right then, I’m off!

Have lots of lovely fun without me, dear gentlefolk.

I’m going straight to snugglyville my manly bed with a cup of Bovril and some re-runs of Father Ted.

@DiT…my fingers (and legs) are crossed for you…here’s hoping it’s just a long forgotten about, discarded piece of chewing gum.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:01, Reply)

I return
Sat in front of the laptop with cheap cider (I start work at 7am so this is technically my evening time :) and a grin on my face. xkcd rocks!

Edit: Later Pooflake!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:01, Reply)

@Vipros
Having it in the bedroom would have been fine. But I'm not particularly keen to watch the water dripping off the bottom of my pendulous scrotum when I step out of the shower.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:01, Reply)

Oh thanks K2k6
that mental image will be a long time problem, I'm sure! Where do I send the therapy bills?

bye Pooflake.

*waves*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:04, Reply)

Cheers K
Just gobbed tea over my keyboard at 'pendulous scrotum'

Good name for a Grindcore band I think.

"Hi; we're Pendulous Scrotum. Wuuuuuggggghh!"
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:05, Reply)

@TWW
Fortunately it shall remain a mental image only. I didn't have my camera in the bathroom, and even if I had, rest assured the images wouldn't be getting posted on the web!

Edit @BK - well, it is pendulous, after a hot shower! I'm sure you have experienced the effect.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:06, Reply)

@BK
You made me laugh!


@Pooflake...bye sweetcheeks!


Edit - I'm off home too. Catch you laters!
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:07, Reply)

Heheh I like that
"pendulous scrotum"

Some phrases are just inherently funny aren't they? Like Bill Bailey's face.

Edit: bye bgb!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:08, Reply)

@ K2
I haven't witnessed the effect on yours.
But yeah, mine I can pull over my head like a balaclava.

@BGB
I'm here all week; literally.

*waves bye to BGB*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:09, Reply)

I was implying
that I thought you were sans-clothes in the boudoir of your male friend :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:09, Reply)

Speaking of Mental Images
That require mind-bleach, I give you....

John Prescott.

Naked.

On a trampoline.

His flaccid Hampton flapping around, with, as you notice nervously, a red ribbon tied around it.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:12, Reply)

Huh?
I just logged in to flickr for the first time since last year, and I've got an inbox message from April:

---
Badgers

Excuse my bad English.
Could you call me the company, which pupated Dachs drives out? thanks
---

I mean... wtf?

Edit: Later TWW!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:13, Reply)

Well time to go
feed the witchlets.

The smell of pasta bake is drifting through the house and making my tummy rumble.

Might be back later.

Take care y'hear?

*waves*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:13, Reply)

@Vipros
Ah, I see. No, that wasn't the case, except for brief periods when dressing in the morning. There were three of us sharing the room, and I'm confident that none of us have any tendencies that way.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:15, Reply)

Later TWW
*waggles scrotum*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:16, Reply)

Bye bye TWW!
I think I might go too... But I'll be back to my usual self tomorrow!

Bye!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:16, Reply)

bloomin eck
i go away for a wee wee while and all of a sudden everyone not only has been in, but is just leaving too!
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:18, Reply)

@weekirst
I wouldn't worry too much. Most of the discussion has been scrotum-related of late!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:19, Reply)

@weekirst
K2's is pendulous apparently.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:22, Reply)

@BK
Only when it's warm. On holiday last week, when I was swimming in open water, it became much tauter, causing my testicles to retreat towards my abdomen.

Yeah, I know, TMI....
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:26, Reply)

@ Boss
I leave for half an hour and you're going all Kenneth Williams again?! Tits and beer man, tits and beer!

Hey weekirst how's it going?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:26, Reply)

@HCFB
I'm trying to get the image out my head but it won't go.
Now I have the image of him using it as a metronome during gigs. My brain takes me to scary places sometimes.

Titsandbeertitsandbeertitsandbeer...
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:32, Reply)

Holly Willouby and red jelly
should do the trick. Just don't go back to the above picture. Stay away from the magenta penis man, stay away!

Bad times, bad times indeed.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:39, Reply)

@holy
good ta! Just trying to make my last 20 mins go as fast as possible!!!
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:39, Reply)

Holly, jelly...
Good good; throw in Audrey Tautou and I think I'm sorted.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:40, Reply)

OK, OK
I'll stop talking about my genitals for now. Otherwise you'll all go nuts. I was having a ball though. But I'd better be careful not to get the sack.

/coat
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:41, Reply)

@ Boss
Done. All better again?

@ Weekirst tell me about it, I'm on till half 5 the it's beer o'clock!wooooooooooooo. Any plans for tonight?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:42, Reply)

luverly
just the images i need going home. now i'll be subconsciously looking at man packages on the bus home tonight...

*edit* @holy
quick beerage after work then I'm off home. to skint for more that a swift pint... *cries*
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43, Reply)

Much better, cheers
My cassarole's ready now and smells fandabidozie.

Back in a bit.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:45, Reply)

I'm off home
See you all later.

*flashes*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:45, Reply)

@ k2k6
The paparazzi following you again?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:47, Reply)

@ weekirst
Yeah tell me about it, don't get paid until Friday and I've got 13 quid to last me. Bugger. Have a good un' though and don't make it too obvious you're staring at the willys!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:54, Reply)

@holy
I get paid weekly, but the whole lot of it on thursday needs to go on rent and I have about 50 euro's from last week to last until not this thursday but next. Shuoldn't really be having any beer. will be eating rice and pasta for the next two weeks :) ha ha ha!

4 minutes to go! Whoot whoot!
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:56, Reply)

It's already beer o'clock for meeeee!
I'm listening to Datarock too. *grooves*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:05, Reply)

@ No3l
Despite the fact you have started the best threads for the past couple of days it hasn't stopped my resenting you right now. Sorry mate....:)

Actually it's my home time now. Can you make it 3 days of the biggest thread in a row? Cheerybye
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:18, Reply)

Later mate
I still can't believe you actually sell kilts. I thought you were taking the piss =o]

I'm sure someone will get utterly pissed-off with having to listen to me and start a popular thread... but my god, this one almost hit 250! *prouds*

Edit: 254?!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:54, Reply)

Have another one from me
And then collapses into heap. Flumpwurgle.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, Reply)