guess what guess what guess what *hijacks*
unbelievably the first tv production company LIKES the shitcom and wants a meeting to talk about their "thoughts on the project". amogst other things, they want to know which actors/actresses we had in mind. we don't have any in mind. we thought you'd tell us to fuck off.

so now i'm frantically scouring casting pro websites so that we can reply. i'm sure my trainee thinks i'm online dating a very strange mix of people.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:21, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

yeah, but you have been

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:22, Reply)

oh man
now i've got "foams like battered" in my head to the tune of "moves like jagger"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:26, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:27, Reply)

why? on earth...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:35, Reply)

You are dating a very strange mix of people

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:22, Reply)

5s

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)

In my top three Apple products

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Get Cannon and Ball in it
They're due a resurgence in popularity, plus they can spread the Christian message.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Or Hale and Pace.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:25, Reply)

^ TGGI

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Give us a clue as to what its about and what the characters are and we'll help
I cant see any downsides to this at all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:23, Reply)

the first one is a pynchonesque sitcom of repetition and old jokes
the second is a dark slick modern sexy com-dram
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Has to be Kevin Kennedy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:26, Reply)

hale and Pace
with the lead singer from T'Pau as the love interest
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)

I wouldn't push too hard to get her

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Cast me. I was lead role in five (5) school plays.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:27, Reply)

drama prick^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:31, Reply)

I do an excellent northern accent.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:32, Reply)

So I've heard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:33, Reply)

I see.....
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Bonzo could probably do it.
Plus he is fully trained in Modern, Classical and Jazz dancing
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:34, Reply)

i can tap to a grade 4 level

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Yep. And have no problem with nudity on set

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I was always stuck doing "sound and lighting"
Due to being fat, ginger, sporty and having a singing voice like a hippo having a good testicle scratch.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 May 2014, 14:39, Reply)

If only they could see you now, you handsome beast.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:41, Reply)

I liked sound and lighting.
One guy in the year above did his final coursework by lighting somebody else's. He got zero marks because it wasn't a sound and lighting A level, it was a Drama one.

True story.
( Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:49, Reply)

hiree the cast of "Saved by the Bell" they are pretty much all availible

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:31, Reply)

You love a bit of Screechporn

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:31, Reply)

*Leslie Granhtams*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Is the fit one still fit?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Slater?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Belding

( Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:40, Reply)

kitchen lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Hey, hey, hey, HEY, HEY! What is going on here?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:48, Reply)

If you can hook it up so I can get a date with Nancy From Hollyoaks, that would be a really good dead for the day.
In fact, if you can arrange bases 1-3, that would be a good deed for the year.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:35, Reply)

have you heard from your date?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:35, Reply)

I probably could. One of the girls I went to uni with has ended up as a producer at one of the big telly companies.
I bet she knows someone who knows someone.
( Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:37, Reply)

it must be hard to watch one of your contempories soar so high while you reset ANOTHER password

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Why would it be hard?
Good for her!
( Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:43, Reply)

That's quite cool,
Where is it set?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 May 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Coventry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Bindun
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Time
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:40, Reply)

looks shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Pretty sure it was.
The 'star'/writer went to my school
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:47, Reply)