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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Think we have found a narrowboat, it looks as though that will be where our spare time will be spent. When was the last time you spunked a load of cash out in one go?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:14, 133 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
when I had a go on YW
That shit was so ca$h yo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:16, Reply)
She doescharge high.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:20, Reply)
women in niqabs are hot, they look like madchester ninjas

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:21, Reply)
Pepperpot lols.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:22, Reply)
the smell of curry puts me right off though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:27, Reply)
you're thinking of the welsh

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:37, Reply)
You could do some sort of robot wars with them
Powered chassis - let them FIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:35, Reply)
That would be ace, they could fightwith Jews too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:37, Reply)
And we could colour them as Sunni or Shia
Islamic fighting robot women!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:43, Reply)
£4696 on a rail ticket

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:30, Reply)
nobody cares

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:33, Reply)
Yearly, I take it, fixed route?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:36, Reply)
Yeah winchester to waterloo
But I get a third off other fares and the fares of people travelling with me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:41, Reply)
and still you had to stand

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:37, Reply)
I get a seat 90% of the time

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:41, Reply)
6542 innit m8 :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:40, Reply)
And you have to live in folkstone for that :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:43, Reply)
the budgie ate millet from my hand so its not all bad

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:45, Reply)
Best graffiti response ever
"I fucking hate blacks"

' Yeah, I much prefer Millets'
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:47, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:48, Reply)

hand Jap's eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 May 2014, 18:48, Reply)
Niche

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:49, Reply)
im building up to that

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:50, Reply)
Don't use a cuttlefish bone.
I imagine it'd chafe a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 May 2014, 18:51, Reply)
i have a friend that lives full time on a narrowboat,
it is good that you are only getting it for the holiday season. They're a bloody nightmare if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 May 2014, 18:45, Reply)
I imagine it's cold and damp and gloomy in the winter

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:46, Reply)
and the river rats and the bugs and the noise.
but yeah, horrid int he winter, and to be honest, not much fun full time in the summer.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 May 2014, 18:51, Reply)
Weekends too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:54, Reply)
you're nuts if you ask me.
hell hole tiny boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 May 2014, 19:03, Reply)
Hey doc, why do I get so many mouth ulcers? Is it AIDS?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:47, Reply)
Probably stress or a virus.
/standard GP response.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 May 2014, 18:47, Reply)
It's usually when I'm a bit tired and run down and have been drinking too much
Which on that note, I make it gin o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:48, Reply)
I used to gets loads of the fuckers.
At one point I had 10 all over my mouth and gums. Which is why I'm surprised I haven't had any recently, considering all the shit I've had to deal with lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 May 2014, 18:49, Reply)
Good point, maybe you're now immune
Biggest I had coverd my entire tonsil...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:53, Reply)
Loads of reasons, vitamin deficencies, cuts to the gums and cheek, stress, yes, it's truse. Bad oral hygiene. Certain foods. See dentistmate.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:58, Reply)
Fuck that expensive shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 19:02, Reply)
Madam Marlboro, ex of this parish
has just bought herself a narrowboat. Seems like it's the in-thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 May 2014, 18:47, Reply)
I'm too tall for boats

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:49, Reply)
Seemed a good idea for us
You need three specialities - metalwork, woodwork and mechanical.

The woodwork man has fucked off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:55, Reply)
I'm good for 1 , not really for 2, but a mate is a welder, and ok for 3.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:59, Reply)
MM got a narrowboat?
Wouldn't have though that was her kinda thang.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 13 May 2014, 19:13, Reply)
i'm guessing bad relationship, mental breakdown and run away to escape

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 19:15, Reply)
Dunno
One of my ex colleagues lives on a narrowboat and loves it. I've considered it myself - I'd go for a widebeam for obvious obesity reasons.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 13 May 2014, 19:21, Reply)
you're gonna need a ferry mate

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 19:25, Reply)
Paid for an engine rebuild.
Moving into a new flat soon. They're the biggest, recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 May 2014, 19:37, Reply)
how much better uis it post rebuild?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 19:40, Reply)
Miles better.
Violently quick, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 May 2014, 21:30, Reply)
i bought a cup of tea earlier
and followed it shortly after with a coffee. I will be bankrupt in days at this rate. Also, cafinated
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:17, Reply)
that trip to london has changed you man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:20, Reply)
yeah, now I also refuse to make eye contact with anyone
and don't feel right unless I've washed my hair in a muddy stew of car pollution and other peoples' sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:22, Reply)
Greatest city on earth

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:23, Reply)
Legal fees.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:33, Reply)
alright Baby B?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:35, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:37, Reply)
A younger sibling of Baby P I'd imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:40, Reply)
*beats*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:41, Reply)
I had a kebab from 'best mangal'
9.5/10
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:45, Reply)
You had Joe?
bit gay
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:47, Reply)
Nah 'mrs mangal' I love a turkey neck
Gobble gobble
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:49, Reply)
that dominatrix was very persuasive

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:51, Reply)
Payday cans!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:55, Reply)
Did you get teh new job PJ?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:59, Reply)
Offer withdrawn.
Until they get a new coach anyway. The PJ tours of Cornwall will have to wait.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 May 2014, 21:08, Reply)
Nah cunt fucked me right over. Wouldn't mind but the prick had me sucking his dick and taking it up the arse because of the promise of the job
Still, Spurs manager is up for grabs.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 13 May 2014, 21:18, Reply)
7/10 SSc

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 13 May 2014, 21:23, Reply)
sorry to hear that, jobs aint exactly ten a penny down your way either

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 21:30, Reply)
At least I can take comfort in the fact that i still have a job and it wasn't going to pay anymore money.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 13 May 2014, 21:31, Reply)
PAYDAY CANS!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 May 2014, 21:31, Reply)
DONT ALL POST AT ONCE YOU PRICKS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Alright, calm down, I'm here.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 May 2014, 21:45, Reply)
hi windy peeg!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 21:50, Reply)
Hi.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 May 2014, 21:52, Reply)
tell me the story about how we met windy
i love that one
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 21:54, Reply)
I killed a guy in a pub toilet

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 May 2014, 22:06, Reply)
CONFESSOIN^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 22:07, Reply)
Start a new thread then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 May 2014, 21:47, Reply)
can't

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 21:50, Reply)
I did and you ignored me ;_;

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 May 2014, 21:54, Reply)
where? I askewd about your car and everything...did you replpy?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Yeah, a couple of hours later.
WHY ARENT YOU CONSTANTLY CHECKING TO SEE IF I'VE DEIGNED TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 May 2014, 21:59, Reply)
a boat is a hole in the water that you try to plug with money.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 13 May 2014, 21:45, Reply)
This guy. He gets it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 May 2014, 21:48, Reply)
try this bitch on for size
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-k3hjvMGuU
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 May 2014, 21:58, Reply)

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