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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i couldn't work with sick, dying children, not since having my own
i could work in the benefits assesment and refusal office though
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:35, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
The thought of my kids getting seriously ill puts the fucking shits right up me
How do you possibly cope with potentially outliving your child?
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Anyone I've ever known it happen to says there is nothing worse

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:39, Reply)
how do they know?

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)
They've obviously not had a paper cut on the bellend yet

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)
They've obviously never drunk orange juice right after brushing their teeth

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Oh man that's the worst

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
My grand parents outlived my dad
and they're fine. I expect its a lot harder to outlive a younger child than one of your adult children. I expect lots of parents of the armed forces have dealt with it.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)
I guess that one of the advantages of coming from the North East, you haven't got a fucking chance of that

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)
PHEW!

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)
HEART DISEASE FIVES

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)
I've had the all clear on my heart
It works fucking champion
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:41, Reply)
butchers dog^

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
RARGH!
45bpm mofos
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
super low heart rate fives
I had to wear a blood pressure monitor for 24hrs, apparently twice it was so low i should have effectively been comatosed.

i could be ojne of those people that gets frozen in snow for like a week and comes out aliove at the end
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:45, Reply)
garlicky?

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:45, Reply)
This explains so much

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:14, Reply)
I thought you'd died?

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:35, Reply)
Prove it.

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:54, Reply)
There is only one solution
Increase your alcohol intake and make sure you go first
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Hmm, this seems like an excellent plan

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
My 6 year old told me what she wants done with her body when she dies.
She said "Don't stick me in the mud, I want to be put on a big fire"

I said I'd rather not be around to see it.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Yer, you'l be down the pub like a proper man.

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Tin mining is a serious business

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:51, Reply)

is was *insert sadface cornishboysarefishermencornishboysareminerstoobutwhenthefishandtinaregonewhatarecornishboystodo?*
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Carrot farming?

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Oh you just had to bring up the glory days of the Cornish Carrot Mining industry!
Back in the 19th century we were mining up to 40 tonnes of carrots a day! Its no wonder you won't find them in the pasties anymore
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Fuck their sisters?

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Damn straight. Thats where I was when they were born.

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)

born conceived
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)
that too

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
I intend to follow in your footsteps.

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)
What? You intend to marry a book throwing ice queen with no sex drive?

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
kitchen lol

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:54, Reply)
No, I intend to be in a pub whenever any child of mine is born.
My mrs isn't strong enough to throw books and sha bakes a great cake.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:55, Reply)
+kira?
+kin Stevens?
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:59, Reply)

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