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i couldn't work with sick, dying children, not since having my own
i could work in the benefits assesment and refusal office though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:35,
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The thought of my kids getting seriously ill puts the fucking shits right up me
How do you possibly cope with potentially outliving your child?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:38,
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Anyone I've ever known it happen to says there is nothing worse
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:39,
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how do they know?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40,
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They've obviously not had a paper cut on the bellend yet
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Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:48,
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They've obviously never drunk orange juice right after brushing their teeth
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:07,
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Oh man that's the worst
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:08,
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My grand parents outlived my dad
and they're fine. I expect its a lot harder to outlive a younger child than one of your adult children. I expect lots of parents of the armed forces have dealt with it.
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Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:48,
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I guess that one of the advantages of coming from the North East, you haven't got a fucking chance of that
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40,
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PHEW!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40,
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HEART DISEASE FIVES
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40,
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I've had the all clear on my heart
It works fucking champion
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:41,
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butchers dog^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42,
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RARGH!
45bpm mofos
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42,
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super low heart rate fives
I had to wear a blood pressure monitor for 24hrs, apparently twice it was so low i should have effectively been comatosed.
i could be ojne of those people that gets frozen in snow for like a week and comes out aliove at the end
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:45,
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garlicky?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:45,
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This explains so much
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:14,
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I thought you'd died?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:35,
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Prove it.
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Muns, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:54,
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There is only one solution
Increase your alcohol intake and make sure you go first
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:41,
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Hmm, this seems like an excellent plan
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42,
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My 6 year old told me what she wants done with her body when she dies.
She said "Don't stick me in the mud, I want to be put on a big fire"
I said I'd rather not be around to see it.
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Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:49,
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Yer, you'l be down the pub like a proper man.
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Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:51,
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Tin mining is a serious business
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:51,
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is was *insert sadface cornishboysarefishermencornishboysareminerstoobutwhenthefishandtinaregonewhatarecornishboystodo?*
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Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53,
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Carrot farming?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53,
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Oh you just had to bring up the glory days of the Cornish Carrot Mining industry!
Back in the 19th century we were mining up to 40 tonnes of carrots a day! Its no wonder you won't find them in the pasties anymore
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Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:54,
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Fuck their sisters?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 May 2014, 16:44,
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Damn straight. Thats where I was when they were born.
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Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52,
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born conceived
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52,
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that too
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Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53,
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I intend to follow in your footsteps.
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Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52,
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What? You intend to marry a book throwing ice queen with no sex drive?
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Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53,
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kitchen lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:54,
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No, I intend to be in a pub whenever any child of mine is born.
My mrs isn't strong enough to throw books and sha bakes a great cake.
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Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:55,
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+kira?
+kin Stevens?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:59,
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