I thought 'bagpiping' was a deviant sexual act?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 May 2014, 10:33, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

it is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 10:34, Reply)

sportscow fucks dogs?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 May 2014, 10:34, Reply)

No, he bagpipes them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 10:35, Reply)

This was a more literal version
I had him under one arm and squeezed until he dropped the bits of bird

As opposed to the last time when he was choking and I improvised a Heimlich maneuver to stop him from suffocating
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 May 2014, 10:35, Reply)

i assume he was scavenging carrion rather than hunting live birds

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 10:37, Reply)

He's FAR to gay too kill a bird

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 May 2014, 10:38, Reply)

How could this kill anything?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 May 2014, 10:43, Reply)

That dog looks so gay I bet he comes out with contented little squeaks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Only when being bagpiped

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 May 2014, 10:49, Reply)

he's so pretty

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 11:00, Reply)

+vacant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 May 2014, 11:03, Reply)

he has very short legs
is he a cavalier?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Its an odd angle
His legs are quite long
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 May 2014, 11:19, Reply)

ah ok
he looks like he's half dachshund in that pic!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 11:31, Reply)

He looks like a furry penguin with a mask on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 May 2014, 11:34, Reply)

does he have a gay high pitched bark?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Actually, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 May 2014, 11:40, Reply)

improvised a Heimlich maneuver to stop him from suffocating poked a finger up its bum
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 May 2014, 10:37, Reply)

a finger my willy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 10:37, Reply)

I thought it was the least he could do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 May 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Cats are superior creatures.

( Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 10:46, Reply)

by far the superior species

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 May 2014, 10:48, Reply)

superior cunt
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 May 2014, 10:51, Reply)

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( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 May 2014, 11:12, Reply)

I'm always worried a male cat owner will push me against a wall and try and kiss me on the lips.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 15 May 2014, 11:32, Reply)

battered has cats
dozer is getting a cat
stunned has a cat
geordiejay has a cat

your thesis has been scientifically proven
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 11:33, Reply)