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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Shit angry sun complete with highlighter coloured in face for reasons which escape me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:57, 7 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Yeah it, like totally means life and spirituality and, like stuff yeah? I'm so deep and individual

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)
i saw a middle aged man wearing "gap yar beads" yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Christ.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:01, Reply)
*does haka*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:58, Reply)
angry haka?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Of course!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)
PrtScn

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:59, Reply)
*eats meatsnake's special treats*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)
*did not mean this to sound how it does*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:01, Reply)
*yeah right*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:05, Reply)
grim

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:02, Reply)
i bought him something from hotel chocolat
that is all i meant. honest.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:04, Reply)
he's man, buy him meat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:06, Reply)
sometimes i do
sometimes he buys his own meat. even though he is outnumbered by vegetarians 2:1.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:09, Reply)
You stupid cunt.

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meh

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:02, Reply)
he's just jealous because on him it would be knee height

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:03, Reply)
as you know, if i cared what people thought i wouldn't have posted it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Frog is probably the last person on this planet to be jealous of. Folkestone, fat ginger gf, manky tats, etc.

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bit rich coming from you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:08, Reply)
maybe he could go to a soft play centre to perv over other people's wives instead

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:08, Reply)
clickty click micro chips

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:09, Reply)
i see why you whisked yours out of the way

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Haha. You got me. Bitch!

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it's ok
i've bought you some pocket sized binoculars for your bbq!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:14, Reply)
I want to invite Kroney but I don't want you two spoiling things by having an argument.

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he'll turn up so late we'll probably have gone by then anyway

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:18, Reply)
I take it by the way you've worded that you assume Frog is invited as well?
he is BTW.
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no, i meant everybody else
you'll like frog. monty and stunned have adopted him.

which is great when he rolls in at 2am totally out of his box.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:20, Reply)
me and frog are stripey sock sigsisters

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:28, Reply)
luv-oo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:30, Reply)
It's not official until you have touched the tips of your cocks together

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:30, Reply)
are they still bich fighting?
Why not simply give thema platform to fight it out, maybe take bets
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:18, Reply)
I don't want blood stains on my patio.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:18, Reply)
poor kroney
It's weird when people fall out and are too stubborn to make up
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:20, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:22, Reply)
i aint taking sides...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Neither am I ACTUALLY

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Particularly as I like them both IRL. Don't tell either of them that though.

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gay

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:29, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:20, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:20, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:22, Reply)
It's on the 8th, right?
I'll be moving house that weekend; thanks for the thought, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:22, Reply)
I thought you were moving the weekend before?

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I'm moving out of my current place next Friday
Then I'm on holiday for a week and moving into the Chiswick gaff that weekend.

Couldn't have timed it more aggravatingly if I'd tried.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:25, Reply)
You're moving to Chiswick?
That's my old neck of the woods
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Yeah. Well, Southfields, technically.
It's W4, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:28, Reply)
oh...I see

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:30, Reply)
It's ok, I'm on the correct side of the level crossing.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:32, Reply)
phew!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:34, Reply)
Surely you'll be done by Sunday afternoon?

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Dunno, mate
Depends on how draconian the mrs decides to be over unpacking. I coudln't give a fuck if stuff stays in boxes for a couple of days, but you've got to help out!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:33, Reply)
We shall discuss this nearer the time.

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If I'm going to be under one of your thumbs
I'm going to choose the thumb attached to the boobs. Soz, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:43, Reply)
You haven't seen mine recently darling.

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Should have been more specific.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:47, Reply)
I've not seen his missus, but I would hope hers are better than yours

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)
You are a fucking idiot
/ac
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 May 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Does it glow under ultraviolet light?
It looks like it should...
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:06, Reply)
OH BOY I WISH!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:08, Reply)
NO GLOW IN THE DARK TATTOOS

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:09, Reply)
I haven't had a new tattoo for 16 years, now is the time!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:10, Reply)
no
it is not
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Get one of your budgie*
* not a euphemism.
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I feel the same about tattoos as you do about marriage - never again.
The difference being I *could* get another tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Pow!

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You could have your cock coloured in with glow in the dark ink.
That'd be fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:13, Reply)
it'd be like one of those sticks that they use to wave aeroplanes down the runway

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:15, Reply)
It would help me find it at night

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Even better...
Could you imagine a power cut on a tube train? You could help restore order. With your cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:18, Reply)
I like the sound of that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Like one of them fluorescent tubes
*dinkdinkdinkdink DINK*

*screams*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:28, Reply)

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