is it lunchtime yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:24, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm a little concerned that you are not devoting enough of your time to my friends, your clients

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:25, Reply)

devolting?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:27, Reply)

yourn devolting biscuit boy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Are you ok?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:29, Reply)

ireading on a tiny blackberry screen

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Lowering their potential

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:29, Reply)

I have a can of coke :)

( Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:25, Reply)

someone here is leaving and filled the teapoint with m&s goodies like mini marshmallow teacakes and those little chocolate covered swiss rolls with caramel or strawberry jam inside
the bitch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Won't that block the tap?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:30, Reply)

They'll haver get a decent brew out of it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:46, Reply)

I'm having the banana chocolates

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:36, Reply)

i was hoping you'd forget about those so lusty and i could accidentally eat them tonight
are they nice?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:46, Reply)

I nearly forgot but knew if I left them I wouldn't get any. And yes, they're nice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:51, Reply)

^^euphemism for anal sex

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 May 2014, 12:09, Reply)

I might get pizza

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:29, Reply)

I'm starving. I might eat fish fingers with micro in a bit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:32, Reply)

do you cook them sous vide?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Nah, they don't crisp up if you do them like that. I'll use a salamander instead.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:38, Reply)

axolotol trouble to go to just for fish fingers

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Ttj

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:13, Reply)

Have chips instead.

( Muns, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:38, Reply)

microchips

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:45, Reply)

ah that takes me back: patented university hangover cure
box of mccain micro chips, micro for 2 mins longer than it says, so they go really crispy when they cool

thick sliced white bread, thickly sliced with butter

layer with strong cheddar slices

pour on chips

pour on salt and vinegar

pour on pesto or sweet chilli or cracked black pepper mayo (because you can take the girl out of cheshire)

consume. either repeat or vomit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:48, Reply)

ha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:49, Reply)

secretly
you could totally go for one of those right now. yes?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Publicly I could
but without pesto/sweet chilli/mayo

Dont contaminate a cheesy chip butty
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:55, Reply)

nonononono
those things are all different flavours of mayo!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Pesto?
Well posh student.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:00, Reply)