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But still nothing for poor old Dave :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:03,
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you need to goive her the children she so desperately wants first
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:03,
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Why doesn't she just hire a cleaner and get a boob job/ lipo like everyone else?
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Muns, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:06,
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haha just because you've ruined your life twice...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:06,
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not true, they are the light of my life
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:07,
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When they aren't shitting on you or climbing into your bed at 6am
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Bazongaloid, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:09,
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meh, bigest one is toilet trained so no poo there, and baby poo isn't too offensive
Also they never climb in our bed at 6am as they aren't allowed.
Discipline Al, that's the problem with you lefties, you're just too soft
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:13,
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A good hard cunt touch soon sorts them out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:13,
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nearly got you this
www.notonthehighstreet.com/nameyourball/product/personalised-cricket-ballthen i realised it would just end up at mine, annoying me...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:06,
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I see.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:09,
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pfft
Name your ball
Destroyer and Punisher
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:10,
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Get yourself down jewsons for a paving slab and some 2 by 4
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:03,
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"sharing" food, lol.
This slate fad is not relevant to my interests.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:12,
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£100 present for Fathers Day?!
Fuck, when is it?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:13,
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You're getting a shit £1 trinket, badly wrapped at school.
Deal with it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:14,
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i bet he gets a "world's greatest dad" mug from Clinton's Cards
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:16,
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I got a t shirt last year with cookie monster on it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:21,
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My old man harped on about it being a celebration invented by card companies.
Then had a sulk when I got him fuck all.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:40,
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you should see what he's bought himself and thinks my brothers and i are paying for
some stupid golf watch that tracks his balls. i think NOT. that is NOT how presents work.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:30,
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