i just went to the food fair outside and was torn for ages between ethiopian stew, the jamaican vegetarian "rundown" (stew) and the paella (rice stew)
there was a french duck place, a peruvian one, a thai one, a british farm burger one, a burmese curry one, a chorizo and pulled pork one, fish and chips, a falafel stand, sweet and savoury crepes, fudge and cakes... anyway, point is, i always feel really sorry for the stallholders with empty stalls, when the stupid duck or chorizo people have massive Q's.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:10, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

oh man why didn't you tell me abouot this awsome culinery adventure

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:11, Reply)

it's not my fault you preferred to stay in bed!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:14, Reply)

nothing breaks up the week like a little lie in on a wednesday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Spread-eagled on pillow, forever indulging himself in the pleasures of the palm. No doubt.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Ethiopian Stew is just water with amoebic dysentery and dead flies innit?

( Muns, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:12, Reply)

garnished with donkey piuss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:12, Reply)

It's what gives it its flavour.

( Muns, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:13, Reply)

and nutrition

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:14, Reply)

I thought that was supplied by Dawn French?

( Muns, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:23, Reply)

They import the donkey piss all the way from New Zealand?
That's a big carbon footprint.
( Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Being a child of the Band Aid era, I never fail to find the concept of "Ethiopian cuisine"
absolutely hilarious, to the point of silent, teary mirth.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:14, Reply)

Rice is nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Same here.
Although non-drought Ethiopia is supposed to be beautiful. All mountains and forests and stuff.
( Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:20, Reply)

Why dont they all just fucking move there then?
Lazy fly eating cunts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:21, Reply)

What I never understood...If they have to walk that far for fucking water
why don't they go to the river, and follow it to somewhere nice?
( Muns, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:22, Reply)

DAM THEM!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:22, Reply)

They only do it to meet celebrities.

( Muns, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:23, Reply)

INORITE
ima stop eating and make a tin hut so I can meet Reggie Yates
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)

I don't know whether you've noticed, but most people are fucking stupid.
I don't see that this would be any less true whether you're on the other end of my phoneline, or starving in an African dustbowl.
( Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:23, Reply)

It's an empty bowl, save for a sheen of children's tears.

( Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:17, Reply)

And if they want business, they should sell meat.

( Muns, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:14, Reply)

less Buddha more burger

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:45, Reply)