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It turns out that ever-increasing resource consumption by an ever-shrinking group of elites is unsustainable
www.theguardian.com/environment/earth-insight/2014/mar/14/nasa-civilisation-irreversible-collapse-study-scientistsHow long do you think we've got before Chaos and Old Night overwhelm us? How will you get on in a post-meltdown scavenger society?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:32,
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latest was 11 years ago)
I'd be all like Mad max and shit
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:36,
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You'd be shit alright
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 May 2014, 12:22,
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You swine
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:59,
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we were playing zombie dice yesterday
it's surprisingly addictive, and doubtless has stood us in good stead
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:37,
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Providing you're okay with eating brains
which I suspect you would not be.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:42,
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If it came down to survival of the fittest, non-carnivores would just become a healthy snack for the rest of us.
And they'd be too weak to do anything about it.
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Muns, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:45,
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Shit, I hope that's not true
There's no meat to be had on most veggies, but I'm the exception that looks like he ate a couple of those sticking to the rules. I'd be first on the menu
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:48,
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All we need to do is work out some recipes tbh.
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Muns, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:49,
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lime and chilli vegetarian.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:50,
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Sorted.
let the slaughter begin!
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Muns, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:53,
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what kind of a sick fuck would eat that?
i mean - lime, honey AND chilli? gross.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:58,
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YAAFI.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:58,
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My dying wish would be nothing with satay sauce or peanuts please
If you grant me this kindness I promise not to soil myself immediately prior to consumption
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:02,
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I'll be alright
Watched a few episodes of Bear Grylls. It looks like a piece of piss.
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Muns, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:39,
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I'd be fine, I was looking at log cabins yesterday for when I plan to go and live like a hermit for a bit in the woods
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:41,
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I can only work to deadlines :(
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:42,
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In a post-apocalyptic world there'd be no telly
Everyone would have to take up dancing to keep themselves entertained, and fit enough to outrun zombies, cannibals and Australians. I'd basically be the Mr Motivator of the new world order.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:46,
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You'd be fucked.
A day glow unitard would make you an easy target for feral poles.
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Muns, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:48,
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Oi
A dancer I may be but my taste is FABULOUS thank you. I'm confident I could rock the apocalypse look with safety-conscious fabrics. I'm thinking Alexander McQueen's 2007 collection with a dash of Vivienne Westwood
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:01,
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Also, why do so many fucking idiots get so excited about zombies?
"This 'zombie apocalypse' bollocks is bollocks and stupid." - Me, 17 Sep 2013
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:51,
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alright bollockhead
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:57,
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Not content with being horrible when we're together you are continuing it here, MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:59,
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relax
it's not like i called you dozer or something truly offensive
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:00,
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Our mod as left us. Everyone (apart from me) was mean to her about her being fat & married to a geriatric.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:00,
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and me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:01,
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You're fat and married to a geriatric?
Well, I never.
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Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:03,
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She is a bit older than me, yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:08,
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And you are fat.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:10,
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Nothing ever really needs modding does it? I wonder how long it would take for hardcore pornography to be deleted if posted......
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:04,
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A few surnames have been posted from time to time. That's about it. The last grot was eel porn when Bert flounced a few years ago.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:06,
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I just wondered how often an appropriate adult with super moderating powers checks on /ot if b3th has gone 4eva :'(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:08,
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I think I'd be OK
I could barricade the bottom of our street and farm children
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:56,
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+ to have a ready supply to touch on the cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:59,
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where is our favourite kidcunttouching fool this morning anyway?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:00,
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Tangles went on holiday
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:00,
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I ent no Ape
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:01,
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I got as far as the word Dynamical and fucking closed the page.
Cunts.
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Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:57,
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I understand these long words can be tricky when English isn't your first language
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:00,
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Long words are OK, it's made up words I have a problem with.
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Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:01,
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Me too
Especially if the word is "Dozington"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:13,
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all words are made up
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:13,
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Your face is made up.
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Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:15,
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it was yesterday
not today. Today it's just remnants of spirit gum
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:16,
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REmnants of Spirit Gum
Friday 28th, London Estoria, Tickets £25, £20 conc
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:18,
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mind=blown
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:16,
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Me too
By your mum
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:16,
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Congrats on your success as a LOLMC
I assume years of dealing with us cunts have made you immune to barbs
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:16,
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so far, no hecklers
but, yeah, it's been like training
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:17,
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Seriously impressed you know
I'd never have the balls to do that. You've got bigger balls than me. Balls, I say.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:19,
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BALLS!
(doing it all again next week, too)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:20,
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Here's hoping you're better than that last b3tan to try it.
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Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:21,
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Ah yes
The standard by which every James Corden joke must be judged
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:22,
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Awooga. What a rush.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:23,
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well, I actually wrote stuff before and practised
and got a bunch of laughs from things I meant to be funny. So, I reckon i did OK
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:29,
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Best vision-of-the-apocalypse villain(s)?
I found the idea of the Others in ASoIaF pretty scary, because I'm a fanny. And some very specific zombies. Night of the Living Dead, for example, or that Charlie Brooker Dead Set thing from a few years back, even though they shouldn't run, it was just far too convincing.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:16,
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I reckon we've got at least 10 years.
I will start my training for a Costneresque watery future by holding my head underwater in the fish tank for increasing periods of time to sort out some gills. Then I'll drink my own piss.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 May 2014, 12:21,
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Because it's sterile and I like the taste
Name that FILM. I love FILM, me
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:29,
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Sound of Music.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:30,
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Make a jaunty rhyming couplet out of it then
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:36,
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I especially like the Lance Armstrong scene now
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:36,
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Well played sir
At the time I thought that was just about the best celebrity cameo ever - "I'm sure this won't haunt you forever" - but now, somehow, it's even funnier. If only he'd just reached into his jacket and said "Worried about losing? This shit'll sort you RIGHT out"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:39,
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have you considered killing yourself to help ease the pressure on my precious resources?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:37,
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I don't give a fuck who does or doesn't like rhubarb, and I really really don't care why.
LIEK IF U AGRE WIV ME LOL
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:19,
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@leopard_competition Me too!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:20,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:31,
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Yes!
I love her web udders
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:31,
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I 'branded' it for you
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:32,
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Days dont get better than today!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:33,
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*returns car allowence*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:42,
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a not e
Anyway, Mrs Cow now has her TLR which is more than my allowAnce was
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:44,
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Telescopic Labia Retractor?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 May 2014, 14:04,
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I particularly like that the tail is lifted, suggesting an imminent arrival of runny shit
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 May 2014, 13:46,
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hahaha
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:52,
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I'm going to tweet this to @gracethehamster
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:21,
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that one made me lol
#furrylittleslag
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:23,
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i feel i am missing out here
stupid twitter not making any sense
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:25,
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I don't get it either really, I just like seeing Nakers' relentless and desparate hounding of 'celebs'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:27,
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you're not a celeb sweetheart
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:30,
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He's no Tim Stilton, thats for sure
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:31,
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Tim Stilton: men want to be him. Women want to be with him.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:32,
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who is?
apart from jim cheddar
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:34,
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Thank God, I'd have to turn my notifications off.
@nakedape sent you a direct message
@nakedape sent you a direct message
@nakedape sent you a direct message
@nakedape sent you a direct message
@nakedape sent you a direct message
@nakedape sent you a direct message
etc...
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:35,
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Well, I agree with you.
Except for the fact that I love rhubarb and anyone who doesn't is a communist.
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Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:22,
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To be fair, this seems reasonable.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:24,
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Ugh, I'm going to have to change my address with the DVLA again.
I fucking hate the DVLA.
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Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:22,
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yeah I just did mine, they were 2 addresses behind...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:25,
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Every time I have to go through that government gateway bollocks.
Every single time they come up with some shit eating reason why I can't do it.
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Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:27,
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I hate that shit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:32,
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The DVLA knew I'd changed my address even though I hadn't told them.
When it came to renew my license they'd already updated it to where my car was taxed/insured.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:34,
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that's due to your court order
"P Gadd"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:37,
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Got a potential speeding ticket on the way, want to make sure it goes to my correct address.
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Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:59,
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How many points have you currently got?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:02,
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Either three or zero, depending on how long they last for.
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Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:03,
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^slow learner
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:13,
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I'm a juvenile driver.
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Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:18,
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Excuse me mister officer, murderer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:21,
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So what's going on over here?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:20,
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