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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A'noon everybody!#NORM
Hashtags are great aren't they? Especially when used #ironically #kilospoons #mashtags
What was the last hashtag you used?
alt: UR A cunt AICMFP. That was a good one wasn't it? What other 'good ones' have been lost in the mists of time?
altalt: Talk about food then you fucking fatties
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I like to feign that Mrs V has something on her blouse or t-shirt around the neckline, and then when she looks downgive her an uppercut.
Food: "cronuts" - what the fuck? Some people need to be shot.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:15,
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the bakery next door to farringdon station sells duffins(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:53,
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I have noted this and started preparing accordingly.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 May 2014, 14:01,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:34,
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:41,
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I don't think I ever haveNot in the sense you mean. The only point I would like to make is that I like it when people say 'Asterix' instead of asterisk.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:16,
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The best hashtag I have seen is #furrylittleslag(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:19,
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hahaha that's genius10/10 to YM for that one
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:54,
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that came from @gracethehamster (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:56,
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don't be sillyhamsters can't tweet.
especially not when they are buried in eight inches of sticky vegetarian shit encrusted poo chute
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 May 2014, 14:01,
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You should get yourself on Twitter.Just so I can block you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 May 2014, 14:02,
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I don't understand when people put them in a FB status#daretofarm
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:32,
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#orwhypeopledothisandmakereallylongonesthatshouldjustbeasentenceimeanwhoisgoingtomakethistrendreally(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:35,
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#shouldhavegonetoradiorentals(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:45,
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You know, I've not smoked a joint in years but I could really go for one about now(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:45,
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I'm getting some weed delivered tonight. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:46,
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Kroney, Thu 29 May 2014, 14:24,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 May 2014, 14:25,
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He's even got grace her own baseball cap
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 May 2014, 14:30,
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hahahahahaha!officeguffaw
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 May 2014, 14:31,
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i am laughing too hard at these for a thursday afternoon(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 May 2014, 14:34,
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He looks like a furry cigar(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 May 2014, 14:36,
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He looks like a chocolate cigar now training is complete(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 May 2014, 14:41,
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ewwwwwwI do *not* want to know what you googled to get THAT pic.....
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This topic looks like it could have been written by me.Im having none of it.
still, it's nice you lot have a surrogate.
Im in charge of the call centre today. so far three line fails, a whole pc dying and me having a small breakdown.
Think Ive done good so far.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 May 2014, 14:36,
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Just call BT. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 May 2014, 14:37,
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I hope your call centre burns down(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 May 2014, 14:46,
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Out the window with you!Your hamster keeps harassing me on twitter. she's a cheating slut.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 May 2014, 14:45,
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She said she's looking to downsize.Your mangled balloon knot is too cavernous
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 May 2014, 14:49,
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What did you expect? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 May 2014, 14:50,
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