Darkies, pikeys and nancy boys. Hang 'em, flog 'em and send 'em back. Just saying.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:43, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

*is offended*
I didn't mean things like that, as they are actually offensive.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)

No they aren't, they are just words, stop being so over sensitive.
And fuck off.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:47, Reply)

YOUN!
I don't get offended by words, personally. Otherwise I wouldn't be on here.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Is arsebandit or shitshover a more pc term?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:52, Reply)

take your pick, darling
I hate faggot though. dunno why.
It's not the word, but the intent that does the damage.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:55, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:57, Reply)

*smacks lips*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:59, Reply)

God hates faggots too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Who doesn't?
Apart from other faggots obvs.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:01, Reply)

and women.
We don't like hateful, alcoholic, shortarses. so no biggie.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Who does?
Apart from other hateful, alcoholic, shortarses?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Hi mate!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Hi honey!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)

It's not too late to change!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Nor is it for you, chutters.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)

I think that ship has sailed. Vaginas disgust me

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:13, Reply)

Horrible cunts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Smelly twats.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Like fetid Facehugger

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Yet bums are fine?
I'll never understand your lot
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Why would you want to?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:20, Reply)

I don't stick my face in it.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:22, Reply)

I don't stick my face in vagina

( Peej, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Your gf is a lucky lady

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:29, Reply)

I don't have a gf

( Peej, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:35, Reply)

He has a wife who is way too attractive to be with him.
Unluckily for her, he was the only twerp in the village that she wasn't related to.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Good for that village

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:40, Reply)

She is a tad out of my league.
The related thing is amusing though. Her ex boyfriend is now her step brother (her mum married his dad a few years ago) Her aunt is also her cousin once removed as her dads cousin married her mum's brother. This makes her cousin also her second cousin.

Understand?
( Peej, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:48, Reply)

^ Cornish ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:48, Reply)

because you don't stick your face in their vaginas.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:39, Reply)

I have a wife
Who doesn't like it. She doesn't like it so I don't do it. I have a wife so I don't do it to anyone else. Therefore I don't stick my face in vaginas. This is because I am both faithful and understanding of my wifes sexual preferences.
( Peej, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:43, Reply)

She bloody does like it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:45, Reply)

He's just not very good at it.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:46, Reply)