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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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5p on plastic bags, nanny state or a good idea? Or really not bovvered?
m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27683240
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 10:43, 151 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Not a problem.
What's pissed me off is the plan to change the method of childcare subsidies yet again, but without making it adequate to actually cover a reasonable level of childcare.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Don't have kids if you can't be bothered to spend the time to look after them yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 10:50, Reply)
^
Can't feed 'em; don't breed 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Well this wouldn't work for unplanned pregnancies, or rape, unless you are pro-abortion, which isn't very Christian.
You haven't thought this argument through at all.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:00, Reply)
Good point.
Imma vote republican, 'cuz they know how to get things done.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:03, Reply)
It's also ridiculous to provide state support for childcare for families with up to an income of £150k.
Reduce that to £60k and the number of hours each qualifying child would get could be increased.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 10:51, Reply)
It's not ridiculous at all.
It should be open to everyone, means testing and arbitrary limits add costs and cause problems but save little. Universal childcare would provide a massive boost to the economy by allowing people to go back to work and earn and pay tax, as well as providing an immediate cash boost in peoples pockets which would be spent and would therefore also benefit the economy.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 10:54, Reply)
If you have a total family income over £60k you should be able to afford childcare, unless you've over extended yourself with too large a mortgage or other outgoings.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Universal childcare would provide a massive boost to the economy by allowing people to go back to work and earn and pay tax, as well as providing an immediate cash boost in peoples pockets which would be spent and would therefore also benefit the economy.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 10:58, Reply)

means testing and arbitrary limits add costs and cause problems but save little
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Unusual for me
But I agree with Al
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:03, Reply)
My friend has one son and recently gave birth to twins
Its actually cheaper for her to hire a nanny than to send them to nursery
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:08, Reply)
Plus gives the dad a different pair of tits to stare at

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:24, Reply)
bollocks
£60k between 2 people is not a lot of money when you take away tax, NI, mortgage, travel, council tax, food... what would improve things would be greater employer flexibility re hours and working from home, for those careers where it's possible. the idea that you have to be visible at your desk at all times is old-fashioned now that we can be 24/7 contactable.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:09, Reply)
I'm on a roll here!
I agree with Swipey too! 'Presentism' is generally management power-tripping, disguised as 'teamwork', 'efficiency' or other such bollocks
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Depends entirely on what job you are doing.
I work remotely form our main office and it's actually a hindrance so I once I move I'll be back in the main office.

Some jobs can certainly be done remotely, but a lot of jobs do need people to be in a place during business hours as it's often more efficient to have a quick chat and show someone something than it is to make phone calls and send email.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:24, Reply)
but if sometimes parents could start working from home at 7ish, then deal with school run, then be in office, then leave for school run and tea, then be back working online from 8ish
that would help. instead of, you MUST be here 8.30-6.30 or whatever. so long as you meet your work deadlines well, are available to colleagues and clients, and are in the office a lot, the rigid hours aren't necessary like they used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:28, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Yeah, parents can do some work from home and then do the school run. Because children get themselves up, dressed, washed and fed without any input from a parent.

Oh swipe, you truly know nothing about children
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Tha parent would be worn out, tired and stressed to hell more than the average worker.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Back working online from 8ish? In the evening? After a day of work and running around after kids?
I think you've been dropped on your fucking head.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:01, Reply)
I'm so looking forward to July when my childcare costs drop to about £10 a week
Who needs car allowance?!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Planning on slaughtering the calves eh
Those freezers are pretty cheap to run
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:28, Reply)
The shale gas pipeline thing is a bit of a fucking liberty.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 10:52, Reply)
All the whinging pricks will be glad of it when natural gas reserves run out or become prohibitively expensive

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 10:53, Reply)
Shale gas is also expensive, and the plan is to export the vast majority of it which won't benefit you at all.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 10:54, Reply)
I am well aware of this, I'm just disagreeing for the sake of it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 10:55, Reply)
You're worse than that cyclist

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 10:58, Reply)
I am a cyclist

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 10:58, Reply)
I bet you have a shit hipster beard and pisshole eyes that look like you're already three sheets to the wind at 8.30am.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:02, Reply)
I have a twirly mustache too and hemp saddle bags

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Alright CQ

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:04, Reply)
I knew it!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Is the Viagra working?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)
I don't even...

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Good.
There's no need for so many plastic bags - there aren't enough kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 10:57, Reply)
I don't think the state nannies us enough

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:04, Reply)
This has made me do a lol today
Warning - Daily Mail link
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)
these are quite amusing too
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2646691/I-left-ONE-minute-Meet-self-titled-Worlds-Best-Father-priceless-viral-photo-project.html
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:12, Reply)
I always look at the Daily Mail. I shouldn't, but I do.
Mainly I read the articles on The Independent and then compare the "journalism".
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:40, Reply)
It's not a problem.
The pub landlord thing has been a long time coming, and should see shit landlords of back end country pubs going bankrupt before being forced out.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:11, Reply)
I saw a seagull caught up in a plastic bag yesterday
It was trying to fly away but the bag was acting like a parachute and fucking it up.

So yeah, more plastic bags please.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:18, Reply)
did you help it?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Did I fuck. I was driving

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:27, Reply)
bad man
go back and help the poor thing :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Seagulls only have wings so they can beat the gypos to the tip.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:35, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Seagulls are cruel bastards.
I once saw one ambush a pigeon for the lols. Just lifted it up in the air and dropped it. Killed it dead.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:39, Reply)
they are not nice birds
nor are magpies. but it's not nice to think of one being damaged and hurt by a plastic bag that some cunt couldn't be bothered to dispose of properly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:44, Reply)
:(
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/woman-tells-how-seagull-dropped-1069936
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:45, Reply)
You wouldn't care if it had been a hamster

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:47, Reply)
:( Dozers anus :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:51, Reply)
:( Lemmy :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:47, Reply)
I think he disposed of it rather well.
There was a guy round here luring seagulls in to his shed and dyeing them funky colours. No one cared until he glued an action man hat and pair of boots on to one.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:47, Reply)
These boots were made for sqwaking

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:48, Reply)
hahahaha!
I need pictures of this
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:48, Reply)
HAHA!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:48, Reply)
They were attacking the ducks in the park for bread, last time we were coastways. Cunts.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:44, Reply)
It's going to make auto-erotic asphyxiation a bit pricier.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:22, Reply)
Just get a 'bag for life'. You'll only need it once with any luck.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:26, Reply)
These should be renamed as
Marriages

#truelad
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Not bothered.
If it makes people reuse carrier bags then im all for it. I always recycle mine.

we are a bit of Nanny state though. Scared to say the wrong thing without offending someone.
Newsflash: No matter what you say or do, some cunt will always be offended.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Oh bless, you really are a wonderfully clueless little englander.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Oh do tell me more, King of the World.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Anyone who says "You can't say anything any more without saying the wrong thing"
is simply someone who doesn't think before opening their mouths. The argument that someone will always be offended by something is only used by people who are used to saying offensive things and don't like it that the majority of people don't consider it acceptable to be offensive.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:45, Reply)
get fucked, cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)
You're right, I should think....

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)
I find myself agreeing with you more than I'd like in this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Im on social media a lot and see people getting all up in arms about the slightest little things.
Not just our country either.
Youtube comments are worse than Daily Mail comments.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:49, Reply)
The Internet /= the world

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Darkies, pikeys and nancy boys. Hang 'em, flog 'em and send 'em back. Just saying.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:43, Reply)
*is offended*
I didn't mean things like that, as they are actually offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)
No they aren't, they are just words, stop being so over sensitive.
And fuck off.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:47, Reply)
YOUN!
I don't get offended by words, personally. Otherwise I wouldn't be on here.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Is arsebandit or shitshover a more pc term?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:52, Reply)
take your pick, darling
I hate faggot though. dunno why.
It's not the word, but the intent that does the damage.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:55, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:57, Reply)
*smacks lips*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:59, Reply)
God hates faggots too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Who doesn't?
Apart from other faggots obvs.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:01, Reply)
and women.
We don't like hateful, alcoholic, shortarses. so no biggie.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Who does?
Apart from other hateful, alcoholic, shortarses?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Hi mate!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Hi honey!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)
It's not too late to change!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Nor is it for you, chutters.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)
I think that ship has sailed. Vaginas disgust me

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Horrible cunts

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Smelly twats.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Like fetid Facehugger

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Yet bums are fine?
I'll never understand your lot
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Why would you want to?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:20, Reply)
I don't stick my face in it.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:22, Reply)
I don't stick my face in vagina

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Your gf is a lucky lady

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:29, Reply)
I don't have a gf

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:35, Reply)
He has a wife who is way too attractive to be with him.
Unluckily for her, he was the only twerp in the village that she wasn't related to.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:39, Reply)
Good for that village

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:40, Reply)
She is a tad out of my league.
The related thing is amusing though. Her ex boyfriend is now her step brother (her mum married his dad a few years ago) Her aunt is also her cousin once removed as her dads cousin married her mum's brother. This makes her cousin also her second cousin.

Understand?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:48, Reply)
^ Cornish ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:48, Reply)
because you don't stick your face in their vaginas.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:39, Reply)
I have a wife
Who doesn't like it. She doesn't like it so I don't do it. I have a wife so I don't do it to anyone else. Therefore I don't stick my face in vaginas. This is because I am both faithful and understanding of my wifes sexual preferences.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:43, Reply)
She bloody does like it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:45, Reply)
He's just not very good at it.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Oh Jay,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:43, Reply)

youtu.be/kjuRhETwbI0
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)
Oh Carolina

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)
Doesn't bother me
I'm a terrible povvo that shops in Aldi, so I either already pay for my bags, or bring a massive one from home.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)
No way to talk about your other half.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)
In France they don't even give you plastic bags in the supermarket
Imagine that!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:12, Reply)
so what who cares

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Kroney

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:16, Reply)
French plastic bag manufacturers?
The people that lost their jobs when the plastic bag manufacturers went out of business?

The families of the people that lost their job who are now unemployed povos?

The friends and families attending the funerals of the people that lost their job at the plastic bag manufacturers, who killed themselves because they realised just how pathetic their sad life was?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:26, Reply)
yeah apart from them

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Doesn't matter, they're all French and deserve it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:29, Reply)
No-one
Not one person.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:30, Reply)
apology accepted

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:30, Reply)
I only hope in time we can reforge the relationship we had before this awful misunderstanding.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:33, Reply)
you have a lot of making up to do

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:34, Reply)
I'll stick my face in your vagina if you like?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:35, Reply)
yeah go on then

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:36, Reply)
Swipe says she's never done any porn but I am sure this is her vagina
i.imgur.com/Fys0J0U.png
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:42, Reply)
#furrylittleslag
#entclickindat
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Couldn't tell you, I've never seen it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Hello again breakfast.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:48, Reply)
yeah none of them are on here though

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:30, Reply)
i thought you were 'one of them'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:31, Reply)
we're all 'one of them' in some way.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Except Kroney
He's been forced to belittle himself by becoming an IT monkey since he lost his job manning the Hudson Sharp MS1000
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:32, Reply)
He used to have a job manning Rock Hudson.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:35, Reply)
You know what?
I believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:36, Reply)
merde alors!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:13, Reply)
hahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:30, Reply)
Big fat cocks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:30, Reply)
That's enough about your Mum's hopes and dreams.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:30, Reply)

mum's
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:33, Reply)

your +grace's
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:34, Reply)
#furrylittleslag

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:37, Reply)
5p for A PLASTIC BAG?
Is this a priority for our troubled nation?

The Lib Dems don't know when to shut the fuck up do they?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:34, Reply)
It'd be acceptable if they made condoms big enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:36, Reply)
You'd look silly taking your shopping home in a condom.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Not if you had bought a load of cocks

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:39, Reply)
When was the last time you bought cocks in a supermarket?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:45, Reply)
It depends whether the Take That CD counts.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:47, Reply)

snipurl.com/28zarxs
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:48, Reply)
If you're responding with a link to a post about cocks
please avoid using Snipurl (and Tinyurl while I think about it.)

Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:59, Reply)
because you're a jaffa with a small knob?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 13:02, Reply)
I'd actually like to have a smaller penis. :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 13:04, Reply)
If you ask Frog nicely, I'm sure he'd let you have a go

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 13:05, Reply)
Who?
That's showbiz
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:37, Reply)
ha ha
www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2014/06/03/Man-buys-penis-enlarger-gets-magnifying-glass/
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:43, Reply)
When did you get back from Kuala Lumpur?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 12:44, Reply)

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