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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 19:19,
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Are you bored Jason? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 19:21,
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Whoa, bit racist.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 19:28,
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Listening to Ladypig and ladypigmum talk is driving me to near suicide. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:34,
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She looks like a pruney version of a rag doll. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:39,
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I'll give her your number (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:42,
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Can you kill her when you're done. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:43,
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Her husband just died so we're being "supportive" (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:38,
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Tell her to get over it. It's been a few days, she should get on with her life.
The best way to get over someone s to get under someone.
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Are you offering? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:56,
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Sure. Can you kill her when you're done in case frog doesn't get it done.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:05,
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I'm on call tonight. Please don't get ill if you live nearby, I'm comfy with tea and Malteesers :)(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:52, Reply)
I've only used out of hours care once, But I had stopped breathing and it wasn't because of drugs so I think that's OK.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:01,
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I've had to a few times, but that's what happens when you're an epi window licking foam mouth. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:09,
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It's not your fault. It's your mum's fault for not aborting you nice and early
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:11,
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He drinks heavily and has started using class a drugs again though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:44,
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A winners lifestyle Tangles. Get with the programme. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:50,
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But I remember that video where you told me to just say no(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:54,
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That's only due to the BBC not letting me have editorial control. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:58,
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I don't know what to believe any more man(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 22:12,
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I'f have gone for both, ooh and meatwagon, if it was as serious as that. mate.(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:10, Reply)
I never have, but then I'm not a fucking faggot(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:12,
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Everything has been ravaged by time, especially my face.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:15,
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A man walks into a butchers and says "do you keep dripping"
Butcher says "yes"
The man replies "embarrassing isn't it"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:56,
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Considering suicide. You?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:09,
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Reading OFSTED reports. About to make risotto. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:09,
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ROCK AND ROLL! (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:12,
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Have you finally shifted the hangover? It sounded a vicious fucker.(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:13, Reply)
I think it was poisoning. Not helped by a bit (lot) of nose tbh.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:15,
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You should see me in my uniform(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 22:29,
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Just been out to write a script for someone who lost her meds between the pub and home. It's at times like this I'm glad to serve the public.(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 22:57, Reply)
If only you got paid handsomely for it eh?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 22:57,
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Risotto beats soup, but it was nice soup.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:05,
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I 'tasted the difference' between the two ingredients, peas and hamI know how to paaaaartaay
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:11,
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Risotto can often be soup + rice.Unless it is cooked as superbly as mine is.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:09,
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Fucking damn right.I'm rather proud of this one - chicken, pea, thyme & loads of goats spunk.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:12,
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should have become a real doctor and not a GP them.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:00,
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My job is generally sitting down. Real docs often spend a lot of time on their feet.(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:02, Reply)
Sick notes and putting people on benefits. You've failed your country.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:12,
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And what position do you put your patients in when they need a 'special' treat?I don't care how you like it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:19,
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