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Stinky nips

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 19:19, 111 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Are you bored Jason?

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 19:21, Reply)
a bit yeah. Been a long day

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 19:26, Reply)
whiffy baws

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 19:25, Reply)
Hummin' anus

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 19:26, Reply)
Whoa, bit racist.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 19:28, Reply)
no
Alt: no
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 19:32, Reply)
Listening to Ladypig and ladypigmum talk is driving me to near suicide.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:34, Reply)
seduce the mother then kill her.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:34, Reply)
She looks like a pruney version of a rag doll.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:39, Reply)
phwoar!

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:39, Reply)
I'll give her your number

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:42, Reply)
cool then we can do 'sexting'

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:43, Reply)
Can you kill her when you're done.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:43, Reply)
anything for you dear

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:45, Reply)
Slap the mother and tell her to get the fuck out.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:36, Reply)

c n
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:38, Reply)
Her husband just died so we're being "supportive"

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:38, Reply)
Tell her to get over it.
It's been a few days, she should get on with her life.

The best way to get over someone s to get under someone.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:51, Reply)
Are you offering?

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:56, Reply)
You will have to call me Pappa.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:01, Reply)
Sure.
Can you kill her when you're done in case frog doesn't get it done.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:05, Reply)
I'm on call tonight. Please don't get ill if you live nearby, I'm comfy with tea and Malteesers :)

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:52, Reply)
Ok.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:56, Reply)
Good lad.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:58, Reply)
I've only used out of hours care once,
But I had stopped breathing and it wasn't because of drugs so I think that's OK.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:01, Reply)
I've had to a few times, but that's what happens when you're an epi window licking foam mouth.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:09, Reply)
It's not your fault.
It's your mum's fault for not aborting you nice and early
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:11, Reply)
Oof

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:27, Reply)
You haven't fitted for a while have you? God show.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:11, Reply)
He drinks heavily and has started using class a drugs again though

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:44, Reply)
A winners lifestyle Tangles. Get with the programme.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:50, Reply)
But I remember that video where you told me to just say no

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:54, Reply)
That's only due to the BBC not letting me have editorial control.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:58, Reply)
The lefty pricks

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:59, Reply)
Just say no to the BBC

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 22:02, Reply)
I don't know what to believe any more man

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 22:12, Reply)
I'f have gone for both, ooh and meatwagon, if it was as serious as that. mate.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:10, Reply)
I never have, but then I'm not a fucking faggot

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:12, Reply)
How's the sore knee?Or elbow, whatever it was. Shin maybe.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:15, Reply)
Everything has been ravaged by time, especially my face.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:15, Reply)

A man walks into a butchers and says "do you keep dripping"
Butcher says "yes"
The man replies "embarrassing isn't it"
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:56, Reply)
No.
Just no.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:03, Reply)
Hi!

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:06, Reply)
Yo!

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:07, Reply)
Silver lining
Wogwon winders?
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:08, Reply)
Considering suicide.
You?
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:09, Reply)
Reading OFSTED reports. About to make risotto.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:09, Reply)
ROCK AND ROLL!

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:12, Reply)
Have you finally shifted the hangover? It sounded a vicious fucker.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:13, Reply)
I think it was poisoning. Not helped by a bit (lot) of nose tbh.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:15, Reply)
Shame on you.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:28, Reply)
Sorry Dad.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 22:42, Reply)
BELLBOY!

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 22:18, Reply)
You should see me in my uniform

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 22:29, Reply)
^PCSO

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 22:46, Reply)
Pure Coventry Stupid Official

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 22:52, Reply)
Please Commit Suicide Okay

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 22:57, Reply)
Pissed cunt, suicide obs.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 22:58, Reply)
Just been out to write a script for someone who lost her meds between the pub and home. It's at times like this I'm glad to serve the public.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 22:57, Reply)
If only you got paid handsomely for it eh?

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 22:57, Reply)
I managed to multitask, and got chips on the way home \0/

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 22:59, Reply)
I had soup.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:00, Reply)
Souper.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:03, Reply)
\o/

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:03, Reply)
Risotto FTW

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:04, Reply)
Risotto beats soup, but it was nice soup.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:05, Reply)
Cup a soups can be nutritious and filling.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:07, Reply)
I 'tasted the difference' between the two ingredients, peas and ham
I know how to paaaaartaay
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:11, Reply)
Risotto can often be soup + rice.
Unless it is cooked as superbly as mine is.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:09, Reply)
Ha ha! you smug bastard

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:10, Reply)
Fucking damn right.
I'm rather proud of this one - chicken, pea, thyme & loads of goats spunk.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:12, Reply)
should have become a real doctor and not a GP them.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:00, Reply)
My job is generally sitting down. Real docs often spend a lot of time on their feet.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:02, Reply)
Sick notes and putting people on benefits.
You've failed your country.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:12, Reply)
I have to stand for bum fingering.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:17, Reply)
And what position do you put your patients in when they need a 'special' treat?
I don't care how you like it.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:19, Reply)

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