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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Two minutes since the last post?
I think Nakers must have of died. RIP Nakers. 4eva in r bent spasticity.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:58, 58 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Hello love.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:00, Reply)
Awright gorgeous?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:02, Reply)
I have to say that my posts ,ay get a bit more more badly spelled as the nighhty gpes pkinnn

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:04, Reply)
Nae bad. Weary. About to consume solids before sleep. Parents and micro tomorrow, so must remember to clean the bog.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:05, Reply)
I wouldn't bother.
It's character building.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:06, Reply)
Also, smash your parents in the face with a tennis bat as it's nearly Wimbledon.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:07, Reply)
Or , you could make them breakfast.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:10, Reply)
Fuck that. Dad is SERIOUSLY loaded (earned not inherited), so he can fucking buy us a meal.
Which, he did, to be fair, when we met up for lunch the other week.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:12, Reply)
Could he lend me a tenner?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:15, Reply)
Starting to rebuild things. Best thing for micro - she had started to ask about them, also after all the shite I've had it feels ok to start to sort things.
A question of not forgetting previous matters mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:10, Reply)
That's good.
Parents can be shit, but once they're gone...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:16, Reply)
they're gone \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:18, Reply)
Your recent experience (for which I was truly sorry to hear) genuinely had a big influence on my decision to build some bridges.
Sorry for the SERIOUS INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:20, Reply)
HIPPO'S VAGINA

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:21, Reply)
OI!
This place is dead without my musings
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:19, Reply)
Do you mind? DG and I are having a moment. Move along please.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:21, Reply)
I spoke to my half brother tonight, our last post was about ten years ago

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:25, Reply)
Good stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:27, Reply)
He's going to be a dad, hence the call. Weird, I didn't realise he was as old as he is as I ent seen him for so long,

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:28, Reply)
So that's what you and swipe have in common

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:28, Reply)
No we have a 'opposites attract' thing
Successful fucking idiot meet life fail genius.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:30, Reply)
first line of your grooms speech here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:31, Reply)
I am not grooming anyone, she's older than me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:33, Reply)
no you wnat me to call social services for you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:34, Reply)
No it's fine I'm consenting

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:37, Reply)
Would any of you like some YouTube links to some proper Socialist music?
After I've eaten my supper.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:33, Reply)
No, socialism is for children and the childish

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:34, Reply)
On that basis you should be a true member of the Workers Party.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:36, Reply)
do you think they'd have me?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:38, Reply)
Will it be billy Bragg? In which case no.
I'm only listening to the Mohawks - the champ, blow your head - fred wesley and the jbs, public enemy and Monty's favourite london posse today soz.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:36, Reply)
Bit of Guthrie.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:39, Reply)
As in woody? Never heard anything.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:41, Reply)
Try 'All you facists will lose', 'This land is your land', 'Philadelphia Lawyer'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:49, Reply)
Woody Guthrie is also ace

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:32, Reply)
I thought it was sad when voldemort killed him

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:52, Reply)
Whaaaaaaat?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:59, Reply)
Y'know that bird of yours? (not Lemmy).
She's a fucking idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:01, Reply)
You may have mentioned your thoughts on this once or twice.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:05, Reply)
Fred weasley

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:30, Reply)
It still means nothing to me dear

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:30, Reply)
The Mohawks are ace

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:31, Reply)
'The champ' is one of my favourites because of the many many hip hop tracks that have sampled it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:32, Reply)
I made burgers for dinner
Not tried it before, came out quite good. I've got 4 left in the fridge for tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:56, Reply)
I like making Big Macs from one of those secret recipe books.
If you pat the mince into burgers but thin between cling film and fry them from frozen they are really good
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:03, Reply)
FFS, you're such a fucking foodwrong you'll soon start sprouting ginger hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:05, Reply)
Bullshit I'm a burger connoisseur

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:06, Reply)
Mince, breadcrumbs, egg, chopped chili, liquid smoke, salt and pepper
squidgy squidgy, fridge for a bit, in the pan.

I added a splash of olive oil as I bought lean mince like a mong.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:12, Reply)
Breadcrumbs aren't necessary if you're using an egg. You only need one or the other to bind the rest together.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:13, Reply)
that's what I get for skimming half a dozen recipes and winging it
Still nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:15, Reply)
to be fair, a couple of them mentioned both and one had neither
though that one started "first, grind your steak".
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:24, Reply)
Liquid smoke?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:13, Reply)
For that "off the barbecue" taste.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:15, Reply)
I add a splash to chillis too
www.amazon.co.uk/Stubbs-Hickory-Liquid-Smoke-148ml/dp/B0011BPCVO
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:25, Reply)
Never heard of that product before, looks interesting

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:27, Reply)
The Linda McCartney ones are alright

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:34, Reply)
See, some days I think 'what a great chap' and then you do this and remind me you are a massive twat

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:37, Reply)
I don't know what I've ever done to make you think I was anything other than a massive twat

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:38, Reply)
Sometimes you amuse me and I wrongly assume that sometimes you're "alright'
It's my mistake and I will not keep making the same error
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:42, Reply)

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