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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've done alright, really. But one girl I went out with, once, did that grindy dance thing where they sort of use you like a stripper pole in a bar. I was embarrassed. I didn't accept her offer of going back to hers. Especially since she lived with her landlord who "doesn't like me bringing men back". The whole thing seemed well dodge.
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Kroney, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:29,
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Cor! Did you kiss her?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:30,
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Oh well, she was probably rife with venereal disease anyway(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:31,
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I fucking hate women doing that. Especially as it never happened before I got married. I swear that they fucking do it on purpose.
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Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:34,
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That was the first time it happened to me since I stopped going to nightclubs.I thought it was only practiced by drunk eighteen year olds. Most off-putting.
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Kroney, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:38,
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It happens to me all the fucking time. Working security means that the sort of unreasonably attractive woman who only George could woo will spend half of the night attempting to pleasure themselves by rubbing themselves on your leg like a dog with an itchy arse. They think it's funny, I just find it tragic now. If that happened in my clubbing days I think I would have had an erection for a fortnight.
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Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:44,
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Snail trails are hard to explain(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:39,
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no they are notThe snail produces a viscous mucus in order for it to travel over a variety of surfaces
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