I long for the halycon days of Outlook
We use Gmail now

*shudders*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:43, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

G.Y.P.P.O.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:50, Reply)

Its fun to stay at the...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Get Your PeePee Out?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:17, Reply)

*obliges*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:17, Reply)

I can see us heading that way. America's pushing us further and further into bed with Google+

( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Google+ can GTF

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:51, Reply)

They tried to issue me with a webcam, Sporto.
A fucking webcam.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:52, Reply)

They tried that with us
There was a GLARE
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:56, Reply)

|My response was along the lines of
"look boss, we all know this is a terrible idea. I'll do my best to support the users with it, but I don't want to look at them and they certainly don't want to look at me. I've got a phone, I don't need a mic".

So far, no further attempts have been made.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:58, Reply)

My response was along the lines of
"fuck off"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Mention the cost of the extra bandwidth for video
make it up if necessary, or point out it'll slow internet access to a crawl. That should put paid to it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Been through it before, everyone here including the boss knows it's a terrible idea.
Unfortunately, we've got zero say in it.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:05, Reply)

we'd all have been able to see you all doing nothing all day! ignoring all phones and all emails! omg!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:06, Reply)

My mate Rob works for a company whereby they all are based in different locations
They all have webcams and their default screen shows everyone who works there. He says his productivity has increased by about 70% but nose picking is down 50%
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:14, Reply)

We got webcams too
They're all mounted on the monitors but nobody's is actually plugged in to their computers.

Management is happy because they can see them and we're happy because we don't have to use them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:18, Reply)

This.
Gmail is great for a personal account, but not for business.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:51, Reply)