What's it got to do with her?
m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-27828454
What are your views? If any? Don't really care tbh .
Alt, I'm off sick today, liquid runs all night and this morning. No idea what it is, wife, kid and dog all right, we all ate the same. When did you last have asickie, or the shits ?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 8:04, 134 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Maybe you should see a doctor.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 8:13, Reply)

Roll on independence.

( Peej, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 8:24, Reply)

nothing, she's allowed an opinion though

( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 8:31, Reply)

I think it's to do with the United Kingdom being one of the United States' closest allies and an important link between them and the rest of Europe.
Any instability here could potentially have a knock-on effect for them.
Are you really so thick that you can't see that?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 8:32, Reply)

Yes. Yes I am.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 8:46, Reply)

Good job you're not a doctor or something equally important then.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 8:55, Reply)

GREAT THREAD DOC!!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 8:33, Reply)

Couldn't give a fuck
Alt:
I cannot remember the last time I was off ill
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 8:58, Reply)

My ex has withdrawn contact today.
As 'you had her for a couple of extra hours on Tuesday for your birthday, so she is going to be with me this morning'.

CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:10, Reply)

She sounds a charmer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:11, Reply)

More petty than a terraced street in Newcastle

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:13, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:20, Reply)

Why the fuck did you marry her
She's clearly more fucked up than my wife. We went through some trouble a year and a half ago and I moved out, we weren't even talking and she still insisted that I come to the house every single day to see the kids for a couple of hours and put them to bed. Now if my book chucking wife did that your ex is clearly mentally unstable. I suggest you have her committed.

or shot.
( Peej, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Motherhood changed her completely. She used to be lovely.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Pretend you want her back
Try really fucking hard to make her love you again
Fuck her up the arse hard
Leave again
( Peej, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:23, Reply)

Too much hassle. Plus I don't want to fuck her. Ever again.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:25, Reply)

used to be lovely faked it until you coughed up the sperm, at which point she reverted to her actual self
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:35, Reply)

Well I am excellent breeding stock.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:40, Reply)

excellent breeding stock something of a cash cow
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:02, Reply)

A total of 90 prisoners on the run from Ford prison. No wonder my hero Skull Cracker found it so easy
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-27828845#TWEET1156107
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:26, Reply)

I don't think the more excitable elements of either side do their argument any favours, but 'twas ever thus.
I don't like the "Anyone but England/English bastards" side of the Scottish nationalists, though - considering it's concerning events that took place 300 years ago, it strikes me as spoilt children needing to find an outlet for their hormonal anger, instead of justified rage.

But I may be wrong. LOL.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:31, Reply)

See also:
Norn Irn
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:32, Reply)

I read a thing once where some bishops were discussing their dioceses
and one had two villages that still weren't talking to each other because one failed to warn the other about a viking raid.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:36, Reply)

lighty's online bishop bashing takes a turn for the medieval

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:37, Reply)

I like this.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:49, Reply)

*golf claps*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:16, Reply)

In our village the church and chapel people don't speak unless they have to
so much for Christian values!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:40, Reply)

I don't really have an opinion on Scottish Independence as it's pretty obvious they won't actually do it
Alt: I took a couple of hours in the morning to visit A&E a couple of months ago, as I had a purple foot. Before that it was probably a self-induced one last year.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:34, Reply)

why is outlook so shit?
why? why can't it just do its job?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:40, Reply)

User error probably
Or Exchange. Outlooks not a terrible program. Whats wrong?
( Peej, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:43, Reply)

it just keeps freezing and saying "outlook is not working"
the nasty little cunt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:05, Reply)

I long for the halycon days of Outlook
We use Gmail now

*shudders*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:43, Reply)

G.Y.P.P.O.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:50, Reply)

Its fun to stay at the...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Get Your PeePee Out?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:17, Reply)

*obliges*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:17, Reply)

I can see us heading that way. America's pushing us further and further into bed with Google+

( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Google+ can GTF

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:51, Reply)

They tried to issue me with a webcam, Sporto.
A fucking webcam.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:52, Reply)

They tried that with us
There was a GLARE
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:56, Reply)

|My response was along the lines of
"look boss, we all know this is a terrible idea. I'll do my best to support the users with it, but I don't want to look at them and they certainly don't want to look at me. I've got a phone, I don't need a mic".

So far, no further attempts have been made.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:58, Reply)

My response was along the lines of
"fuck off"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Mention the cost of the extra bandwidth for video
make it up if necessary, or point out it'll slow internet access to a crawl. That should put paid to it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Been through it before, everyone here including the boss knows it's a terrible idea.
Unfortunately, we've got zero say in it.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:05, Reply)

we'd all have been able to see you all doing nothing all day! ignoring all phones and all emails! omg!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:06, Reply)

My mate Rob works for a company whereby they all are based in different locations
They all have webcams and their default screen shows everyone who works there. He says his productivity has increased by about 70% but nose picking is down 50%
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:14, Reply)

We got webcams too
They're all mounted on the monitors but nobody's is actually plugged in to their computers.

Management is happy because they can see them and we're happy because we don't have to use them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:18, Reply)

This.
Gmail is great for a personal account, but not for business.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:51, Reply)

To be honest, I don't really care about whether Scotland's independant or not.
If they do go it alone, they should be left to it, though. Complete economic separation. No apron strings.

I ironed my shirt today for the first time in months. Turns out it's a mufti day #fml #firstworldproblems #yolo

On the upside, moving closer to central London has actually shortened my commute.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:49, Reply)

I've never heard of the term "mufti day" before

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:50, Reply)

Hmmm even a backward tinwog like me knows what Mufti is
Its what my dad called his Civvy clothes when he was out of uniform.
( Peej, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Its a military term, apparently

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Yes, for civvy clothes
like I said
( Peej, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:04, Reply)

Yeah, one of the words we borrowed from the Raj.

( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:04, Reply)

Neither had I, but looking at my shorts and old skool gola trainers I think it must be one.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:53, Reply)

I'm not to blame for the holes in your tinpot coal miner's education sporto, old lad.

( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:53, Reply)

I wasnt raised in fucking carrotville

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:56, Reply)

No, I did say "coal mine", mate.

( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:01, Reply)

No fucking coal mines down here. You dirty northerners have all them

( Peej, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:04, Reply)

They used to call it that at my prep school.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:54, Reply)