What's your karaoke songs?
You've all done it at least once.
I normally do a bit of Ed sheeran (gay), Snow patrol (gay) and Keane (gay)

Gay.

alt. In the event of a zombie outbreak or even warfare, what would you do?
I reckon I'd stock up in the city and cross country. See if I can't get me boat and get outta dodge.
Or. Bunk up in a shopping centre.

altalt. dunno lol.
How has your day been?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 17:37, 57 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Classic GeordieJay!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 17:40, Reply)

WELL DR FAKE tROLL HASN;T BEEN ON.
LOL!!!!!!11ONEELEVEN!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 17:58, Reply)

shit off/get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 17:41, Reply)

I prefer the Johnny Cash version

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 17:42, Reply)

I liked it when he was in Columbo.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:00, Reply)

best episode ever

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:08, Reply)

So you keep saying
Never seen it myself.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:18, Reply)

he was also in an episode of Little House on the Prairie
He was good in that too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:21, Reply)

HIYA!!!!!!
I have never done karaoke at least once.
Alt: Zombie bollocks is bollocks and stupid.
Altalt: Wanky Wanky wank wank
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:00, Reply)

I'm quite glad that you reserve your performances for already awful "acts".
I have done a karaoke once. I did Heaven 17's "Temptation" and did both vocals to the astonishment of all witnesses - and to mine, I have to say.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:05, Reply)

Never done karaoke
It's for mongs.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:05, Reply)

Did you know Karaoke means Empty Orchestra?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:10, Reply)

Yes, I did know that.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:13, Reply)

The Krankies - Fandabbydozey.
Regards,

Dozer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:11, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:15, Reply)

BY SUPERGRASS

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:38, Reply)

BY CAST!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:53, Reply)

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:14, Reply)

That's a bit harsh, Lighty.
He's not beyond saving.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:17, Reply)

All hail the Queen of B3ta

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:39, Reply)

I have never done karaoke because karaoke is for cunts
Alt: fuck off prick

Altalt: see my alt answer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:18, Reply)

Your day has been 'fuck off pricks'.
That makes no sense.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:28, Reply)

I did karaoke once when I was like 12, and I have no idea what I sang. Then again at a wedding in Poland, I have no idea what we sang as it was in polish.
And then again in a gay bar in Portsmouth and sang Cuddly Toy by Roachford with a drag queen. I believe I will never sing karaoke again.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:35, Reply)

Evening Jaysum xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:38, Reply)

Oh here she is.
Do regale us with a similar themed thread. You might just save the evening.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:39, Reply)

Ooh, Jsysum's got the gloves off. Watched World at War dvds past few days, fucking epic!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:46, Reply)

Very factually dubious but they were a good watch.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:49, Reply)

I watched World War Z on the American Netflix yesterday. Rather good.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:58, Reply)

Seen sdvertised, not seen yet.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:04, Reply)

the book's alright but the film didn't review well and sounds like a total mess

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:06, Reply)

I quite enjoyed it.
Some of the effects were brilliant.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:15, Reply)

Also "what is your karaoke songs" doesn't make any sense you twat.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:44, Reply)

OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:58, Reply)

ahaha it's like that 'all of your bases' hahaha lol

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:00, Reply)

Fuck you all, I'm officially the best in the world*
www.ibtimes.co.uk/nhs-provides-best-healthcare-world-says-commonwealth-fund-report-1453032

*World's wealthiest nations, Cuba is officially best in the world.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:45, Reply)

We're fucking great mate,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:48, Reply)

Fuck yeah. Particularly when you consider the amount spent per capita is less than anyone part from New Zealand.
Also: alright SBT.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:52, Reply)

That doesn't cover the huge disparity between trusts though.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Apparently, HALF of them are below average.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:06, Reply)

That's good to know
It's a 50/50 shot on whether you get correctly or incorrectly diagnosed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:26, Reply)

Alright AB.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:05, Reply)

yeah but my (insert relative here) died while in hospital and that means that the whole nhs is shit

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:57, Reply)

fit paki nurses an'all
God bless the nhs
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:01, Reply)

they shud send all them frenchistanians back
comin over here, looking after are patience
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:07, Reply)

If everyone who wasn't white, was booted from the nhs, we'd cease to exist. Ours is the whitest practice I've ever seen twelve whiteys working in harmony.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:17, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:21, Reply)

Harters - ask yourself about that, eh?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:28, Reply)

Bit harsh TD I used to like you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:29, Reply)

It all comes down to class and education
We've got both. Why frown on those who have it too?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:34, Reply)

Class yes education not so sure about

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:51, Reply)

Alright hh, how's yew?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:45, Reply)

Damn good Doc you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:51, Reply)

Yeah good, just eating. I like eating.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:05, Reply)