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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I dopped my iPad & it bounced off the edge of the urinal, cracking the screen.
Could have been worse - could have ended up covered in piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:28, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT HAR HAR HAR

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:30, Reply)
I see what you did there. Well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:31, Reply)
Wank somewhere with softer cushions

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:31, Reply)
One of the most common type of insurance claim
devices dropped in toilets
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:31, Reply)
Like dildos?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Fucking love them, thanks for asking

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:36, Reply)
i wish i weren't laughing quite so hard at this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:37, Reply)




Sent from my piss covered iPad.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:33, Reply)
iPiss

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:41, Reply)
uPiss

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:41, Reply)
We all piss for ice piss!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:43, Reply)
ice piss with my little ice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:43, Reply)
wiiPiss?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:43, Reply)
I thought against buying that game

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:43, Reply)
More than 3 shakes of the controller is zzzzzzz

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:47, Reply)
I once woke up to find I'd sleepwalked over to my laptop and pissed on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Impressive

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:36, Reply)
why did you have your ipad in the toilet?
ugh faecal fingers
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:36, Reply)
I'm not even sure I could shit these days without a phone or tablet to play with.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Killing time waiting for the other cottagers to turn up

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:39, Reply)
He was young and restless
He needed to unwind

WITH A MASSIVE SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:42, Reply)
"I've just made space for you ;-)"

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:47, Reply)
ewwww

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:48, Reply)

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