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Best type of curry?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:38,
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Shilpa Shetty.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:40,
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this^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:42,
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she is hot
Mouth wateringly so.
One of the perks of working in Leeds is the plethora of fit currymuncher birds.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:44,
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Asif
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:47,
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Birds m8, not blokes.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:48,
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Hard to tell when they all have facial hair and wear dresses
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:48,
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Lol.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:49,
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the trick is to look at the feet
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:52,
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Shilpa Poppodom.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:49,
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Who's that
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:50,
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Shilpa Fuckawala
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:51,
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Who's that?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:52,
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Mrs Sportscrow
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:52,
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Damn right
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:53,
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what Jade Goody called Shilpa Shetty in Big Brother racism row lols.
Jo from S Club joined in too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:52,
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Who's shilpa shetty?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:54,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2308035
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:54,
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fit currymuncher
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:55,
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Oxymoron^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:58,
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^ moron
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:02,
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Bollywood "star"
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56,
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Oxymoron^.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:58,
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Oxy
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:59,
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Doesn't she has a lesbian sister
'Minge-eta'?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:55,
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Hot, tomato, onions, possibly coconut
MEAT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:42,
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Tim Rice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:43,
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My Nan
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:44,
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Jaysum (chutney)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:44,
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Sophie Dahl
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:45,
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Tarka the otter
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:45,
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Tanita Tikaram
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:50,
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I thought Ramon Tikaram would be more your type.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:53,
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Any hole's a goal.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56,
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Chip shop currey sauce
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:47,
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Rendang or a nice madras
Im also partial to a bit Thai yellow.
... bit racist.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:48,
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South Indian

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:48,
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Needs moar liquid.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:49,
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No one is making you a spunk curry you deviant
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:50,
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WANKYOUCUMAGAIN
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:51,
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Alright sporters?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:53,
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*glares*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:54,
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+ through burka slit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:54,
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I am so hot right now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56,
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Maybe get a 100% cotton burka to replace that old woolen job
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56,
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take it off then.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56,
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Top Tip:
Wind up Muslim women by telling them that they have sexy eyes.
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Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:00,
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Yes!
Gobi Manchurian is the bestest starter ever EVER.
Dosa's as well.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:17,
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Its certainly a candidate
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:30,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:50,
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CUM ON TIM
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:52,
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*cumin
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:57,
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Mine.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:54,
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ALL OF THEM!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:55,
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^
There isn't at dish at my local takeaway which isn't brilliant.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56,
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Apart from the proper ones with meat in them, obviously
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56,
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Same dishes for both
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:58,
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But they're not the same are they?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:00,
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No, the lamb tastes quite distinct from the chicken
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:01,
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Including korma? Bit gay mate
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56,
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I like a korma
Coconut curries are nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56,
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There are enough nice coconut curries to not need to bother with that lame nonsense.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:59,
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Apart from coconut & watermelon curry. That mings.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56,
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Watermelon curry sounds odd
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56,
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Horrible.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:58,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:57,
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I used to fucking love these as a student

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:01,
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we have a winner
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:01,
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We need these back

Gone for too long. All I could find was a picture of a mug.
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Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:03,
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Oh I used to love them.
Pot mash were vile though
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:05,
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God yes.
I couldn't even find a picture, I think they were successfully erased from history.
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Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:06,
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Cf. Knorr taste pots
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:08,
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Urgh, I had one once. Didn't finish it and I'm a right gannet.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:16,
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'The Nations' noodles are better than pot noodles if you're after a bit of decadent povvo food.
fuck knows where i got norman from.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:11,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:59,
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Allow that, you're much better just putting a spoonful of curry paste in normal beans.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:12,
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Currying favour
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:01,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:04,
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We emailed them to ask why they had stopped making them
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:06,
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PHONE CHAT
Which new phone should I get to replace my HTC One?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:12,
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Get a Vesta, just add boiling water.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:13,
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t + p
just add boiling water. drive off a cliff
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:14,
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Bellboy!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:14,
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boy end
classic
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:16,
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I do enjoy their beef risotto's
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:16,
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I had an HTC Desire and then got a Samsung Galaxy S3
I wish I'd got the HTC equivalent. hth x
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:13,
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He's offering me a Samsung Galaxy S4
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:14,
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They don't do HTC any more
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:15,
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wha??
Seriously? Blimey, how did I miss that?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:15,
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Next you'll be telling me that Thatcher's dead
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:17,
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I have no allegiances
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:17,
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Rs4 is better
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:18,
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He's also offering me a Sony Xperia Z
Any good?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19,
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Sold.
Thanks for your help.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:22,
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The interface is a bit off putting
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:22,
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I'll be honest, I've no idea what that means.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:23,
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One without internet access.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:15,
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You're a prick yeah?
So iphone for you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:16,
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HTC M8 of course.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:17,
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S5 then.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:23,
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LAMB JALFREZI
lol
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:12,
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OR IN A PUKKA PIE
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:16,
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Phil Collins
You can't curry love.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:13,
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Madonna
Poppadom Preach
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:15,
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Abba - Chicken Tikka
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19,
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Swedish House Mafia - Don't You Curry Child
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19,
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Shut up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:20,
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How Bhuna's Now? - The Smiths
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:26,
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What?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:20,
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racist.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:22,
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STOP. NOW. PLEASE.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:16,
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Boy George's exotic animal curry house
KORMA CAMELEON
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:16,
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Sham 69
Curry up Harry.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19,
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Careful.
You'll make him madras.
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Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19,
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This is a phall from grace and no mistake
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:20,
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Out of dozer's arse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:22,
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I'm surprised he's not hit the ceylon already!
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Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:22,
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It's getting a bit tetley in here now.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:24,
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I bet you get schwamerd by 2 burly Turkish waiters
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:17,
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Nope soz, the pub on the high road down from turban green tube does good comedy nights
Shit pub though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19,
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I've jet given you a TOP TIP
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:21,
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I bet you'd love to give Jet your top tip.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:32,
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I love a sagwala.
Chicken is usually the best bet, but lamb is better when it's done right.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:15,
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+P
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:18,
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officelol2
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:32,
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Imagine!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:32,
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10 SCOTCH BONNETS
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19,
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Second row.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19,
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9 Ladies dancing.
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Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19,
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8 Maids-a-milking
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Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:20,
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7 Swans-a-Swimming
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Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:20,
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6 Geese-a-Laying
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Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:20,
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5 Sore Rings
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Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:20,
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4 Calling Birds
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Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:20,
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Three French Hens
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Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:21,
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Two Turtle Doves
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Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:21,
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and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
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Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:21,
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How did battered get in a tree? Did someone throw him up there?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:22,
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u hav a rite larf hear
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:23,
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Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Nan After Midnight)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:22,
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FAT LEZ
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:22,
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This thread is shit. What sort of cunt started it?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:27,
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