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Best type of curry?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:38, 179 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Shilpa Shetty.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:40, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:42, Reply)
she is hot
Mouth wateringly so.

One of the perks of working in Leeds is the plethora of fit currymuncher birds.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:44, Reply)
Asif

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Birds m8, not blokes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:48, Reply)
Hard to tell when they all have facial hair and wear dresses

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:48, Reply)
Lol.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:49, Reply)
the trick is to look at the feet

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:52, Reply)
Shilpa Poppodom.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:49, Reply)
Who's that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:50, Reply)
Shilpa Fuckawala

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Who's that?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:52, Reply)
Mrs Sportscrow

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:52, Reply)
Damn right

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:53, Reply)
what Jade Goody called Shilpa Shetty in Big Brother racism row lols.
Jo from S Club joined in too.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:52, Reply)
Who's shilpa shetty?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:54, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2308035
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:54, Reply)
fit currymuncher

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:55, Reply)
Oxymoron^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:58, Reply)
^ moron

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:02, Reply)
Bollywood "star"

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Oxymoron^.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Oxy
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:59, Reply)
Doesn't she has a lesbian sister
'Minge-eta'?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:55, Reply)
Hot, tomato, onions, possibly coconut
MEAT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Edwina

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Mark

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Somebody else whose surname is Curry.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Tim Rice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:43, Reply)
My Nan

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:44, Reply)
Jaysum (chutney)

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:44, Reply)
Sophie Dahl

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Tarka the otter

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Tika Sumpter

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Tanita Tikaram

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:50, Reply)
I thought Ramon Tikaram would be more your type.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:53, Reply)
Any hole's a goal.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Chip shop currey sauce

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Rendang or a nice madras
Im also partial to a bit Thai yellow.

... bit racist.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:48, Reply)
South Indian

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:48, Reply)
Needs moar liquid.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:49, Reply)
No one is making you a spunk curry you deviant

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:50, Reply)
WANKYOUCUMAGAIN

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Alright sporters?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:53, Reply)
*glares*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:54, Reply)
+ through burka slit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:54, Reply)
I am so hot right now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Maybe get a 100% cotton burka to replace that old woolen job

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)
take it off then.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Top Tip:
Wind up Muslim women by telling them that they have sexy eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:00, Reply)
Yes!
Gobi Manchurian is the bestest starter ever EVER.

Dosa's as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Its certainly a candidate

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:30, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:50, Reply)
CUM ON TIM

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:52, Reply)
*cumin

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:57, Reply)
Mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:54, Reply)
ALL OF THEM!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:55, Reply)
^
There isn't at dish at my local takeaway which isn't brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Apart from the proper ones with meat in them, obviously

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Same dishes for both

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:58, Reply)
But they're not the same are they?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:00, Reply)
No, the lamb tastes quite distinct from the chicken

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:01, Reply)
Including korma? Bit gay mate

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)
I like a korma
Coconut curries are nice
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)
There are enough nice coconut curries to not need to bother with that lame nonsense.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:59, Reply)
Apart from coconut & watermelon curry. That mings.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Watermelon curry sounds odd

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Horrible.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:58, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:57, Reply)
I used to fucking love these as a student

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:01, Reply)
we have a winner

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:01, Reply)
We need these back


Gone for too long. All I could find was a picture of a mug.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:03, Reply)
Oh I used to love them.
Pot mash were vile though
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:05, Reply)
God yes.
I couldn't even find a picture, I think they were successfully erased from history.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Cf. Knorr taste pots

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Urgh, I had one once. Didn't finish it and I'm a right gannet.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:16, Reply)
'The Nations' noodles are better than pot noodles if you're after a bit of decadent povvo food.
fuck knows where i got norman from.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:11, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:59, Reply)
Allow that, you're much better just putting a spoonful of curry paste in normal beans.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Currying favour

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:01, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:04, Reply)
We emailed them to ask why they had stopped making them

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:06, Reply)
PHONE CHAT
Which new phone should I get to replace my HTC One?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Get a Vesta, just add boiling water.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:13, Reply)

t + p
just add boiling water. drive off a cliff
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Bellboy!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:14, Reply)

boy end

classic
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:16, Reply)
I do enjoy their beef risotto's

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:16, Reply)
I had an HTC Desire and then got a Samsung Galaxy S3
I wish I'd got the HTC equivalent. hth x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:13, Reply)
He's offering me a Samsung Galaxy S4

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:14, Reply)
They don't do HTC any more

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:15, Reply)
wha??
Seriously? Blimey, how did I miss that?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:15, Reply)
You've got your head in your hats, that's why.
Try looking around every once in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Next you'll be telling me that Thatcher's dead

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:17, Reply)
S4 is same generation as HTC One.
Pointless unless you're a Samsung fanboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:16, Reply)
I have no allegiances

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Rs4 is better

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:18, Reply)
He's also offering me a Sony Xperia Z
Any good?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)
I've got one of them, it's a very good phone, solidly built and pleasant to use.
It is, however, also the same generation as the HTC One. On the plus side, it doesn't have those cunt speakers on the side so you can look like a chav cunt playing his chav cunt music on the fucking tube like a cunt.

So there's that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Sold.
Thanks for your help.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:22, Reply)
I should write reviews professionally.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:25, Reply)
The interface is a bit off putting

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:22, Reply)
I'll be honest, I've no idea what that means.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:23, Reply)
One without internet access.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:15, Reply)
You're a prick yeah?
So iphone for you
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:16, Reply)
HTC M8 of course.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:17, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2308097
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:18, Reply)
S5 then.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:23, Reply)
LAMB JALFREZI
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:12, Reply)
ONLY IF IT'S PATAKS

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:15, Reply)
OR IN A PUKKA PIE

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Phil Collins
You can't curry love.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Madonna
Poppadom Preach
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:15, Reply)
Abba - Chicken Tikka

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Swedish House Mafia - Don't You Curry Child

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Shut up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:20, Reply)
How Bhuna's Now? - The Smiths

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:26, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:20, Reply)
racist.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:22, Reply)
STOP. NOW. PLEASE.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Boy George's exotic animal curry house
KORMA CAMELEON
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Sham 69
Curry up Harry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Careful.
You'll make him madras.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)
This is a phall from grace and no mistake

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:20, Reply)
Out of dozer's arse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:22, Reply)
I'm surprised he's not hit the ceylon already!

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:22, Reply)
It's getting a bit tetley in here now.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:24, Reply)
You can keep your curry, I'm going for Turkish food tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:15, Reply)
I bet you get schwamerd by 2 burly Turkish waiters

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Going to the place in Turnham Green, know it?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Nope soz, the pub on the high road down from turban green tube does good comedy nights
Shit pub though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Useless cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)
I've jet given you a TOP TIP

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:21, Reply)
I bet you'd love to give Jet your top tip.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:32, Reply)
I love a sagwala.
Chicken is usually the best bet, but lamb is better when it's done right.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:15, Reply)
RICK SAGWALLER

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:17, Reply)
+P

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Rick Sagwallerp?
I don't get it. Is it by John Lennon?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)
officelol2

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Imagine!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:32, Reply)
10 SCOTCH BONNETS

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Second row.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)
9 Ladies dancing.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)
8 Maids-a-milking

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:20, Reply)
7 Swans-a-Swimming

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:20, Reply)
6 Geese-a-Laying

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:20, Reply)
5 Sore Rings

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:20, Reply)
4 Calling Birds

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:20, Reply)
Three French Hens

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Two Turtle Doves

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:21, Reply)
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:21, Reply)
How did battered get in a tree? Did someone throw him up there?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:22, Reply)
TOSS ME
BUT DONT TELL THE ELF
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:26, Reply)
u hav a rite larf hear

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Nan After Midnight)

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:22, Reply)
FAT LEZ

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:22, Reply)
This thread is shit. What sort of cunt started it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:27, Reply)

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