I'm thinking of luring men back to my house with the promise of drugs and booze
then strangling them and dismembering their corpses. The only thing I haven't figured out yet is where to put the remains. If anyone has any ideas I'd love to hear them. thx x
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:01, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Just chuck them in the pool and claim you don't know what happened for years and years
/Barrymore
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:02, Reply)

Awight up the back?
No...I'm not.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:06, Reply)

POW RIGHT IN THE HOTSPOT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Top, middle....
or bottom?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Silly me, it's all in the inflection.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:09, Reply)

l
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:20, Reply)

Yes, sily me!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Second row.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Top, middle or bottom
I dunno, that seemed like it could've sounded a bit rude...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:09, Reply)

This is twice this has happened to me today

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:10, Reply)

It must be you then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Well I can't be anyone else!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Oh YOU
I wouldn't change a single thing
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Slurry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:02, Reply)

Ah, I could feed it to animals couldn't I
I could even go to different farms. They'd never bloody catch me.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:06, Reply)

Drugs and booze you say?
Gaz me the address
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:02, Reply)

Nah, you're grass-fed
I'd eat you
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:07, Reply)

It's lovely grass as well
Eating me would get you stoned for a fortnight.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Well that's settled then!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Hydrochloric acid

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:03, Reply)

But then won't I be left with a whole load of sludge or something?
It doesn't dissolve a body down to literally nothing, does it? Or does it?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:05, Reply)

I can categorically tell you that Barry dissolved into nothing.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:06, Reply)

That's very interesting

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:07, Reply)

some acids preserve bodies
The main lesson from the John Bunting case.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Doh!
That's John Bunting for you!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:18, Reply)

Give it to a sludge pervert. No questions asked.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:18, Reply)

Hmm...sludge perverts, eh?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:29, Reply)

Surely you must have at least ONE kebab shop nearby?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:12, Reply)

Hey, yeah
In fact, there's one where a friend of mine eats at regularly. That would be a neat little secret.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Why do you keep giggling?
All I said was that my doner is a bit chewy
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Don't be daft, it's a cashew, not a finger nail

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:22, Reply)