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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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anyone got an extension lead I can borrow?
Evening scholars and gentlemen I am enjoying the last of the sunshine in my jardin with some vino whilst pinging off some emails that are a bit lastminute.com!

whotcha up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:34, 149 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
balls deep in Jaysum's boyfriend

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:35, Reply)
Bender

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:38, Reply)
would that not be like taking coal to Newcastle?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:36, Reply)
That was ethernet dummy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:39, Reply)
i bet your lounge looks like a plate of spaghetti

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:44, Reply)
i don't have a 'lounge'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:52, Reply)
your parlour then

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:52, Reply)
the colouring in room

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:54, Reply)

in on the walls
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:56, Reply)
no one has spare extension leads
spare ones are not a thing any more, too many electrical devices and too many people in other departments running off with them
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:38, Reply)
I don't have any departments in my house

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:39, Reply)
then it's probably your next door neighbours
or polterguiests
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:40, Reply)
Still at work but just about to finish.
Making some Thai chicken tonight. Might have it with pasta to mix it up a bit.
Oh the dizzy heights.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:40, Reply)
Wtf is wrong with you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:41, Reply)
Probably AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:44, Reply)
Geordiejaids

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:45, Reply)
JAIDSON

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:46, Reply)
Mine is better.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:48, Reply)
Which bit are you having a hissy fit about?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:44, Reply)
you sPASTAic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:45, Reply)
pasta > rice

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:51, Reply)
Not with chicken curry though surely?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:51, Reply)
I don't see a real problem with it
fusion food is the way forward, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:53, Reply)
It's not really a fusion though, it's more of a shit homemade pot noodle

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:54, Reply)
it does sound like its good real ingredients, though
and less rehydrated carpet shavings
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:57, Reply)

Not a curry. A tomato based dish with thai infusions
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:56, Reply)
Well that sounds like absolute bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:57, Reply)
so you can't even do the curry bit right
it's no wonder you grew up to be a wrongun
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:57, Reply)

Fusion cuisine is where its at. I bet you just fuc k missionary
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:52, Reply)
I'm cooking nommy fish caykes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:42, Reply)
There might be one in the garage
I'm going to sit in the garden too.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:43, Reply)
Yeah but I have no weed :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:44, Reply)
gutted

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:45, Reply)
I mgbt get some for another day

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:46, Reply)
Are you and Tuib the same person?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:52, Reply)
Why do you think I go to Cov?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:57, Reply)
Because your job demands that you go to shit places to introduce yourself and sell your bullshit marketing wares.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:58, Reply)

yer
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:05, Reply)

Beats my shite 'career' :(
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:07, Reply)
If i've learnt one thing in life its that you can blag most things

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:07, Reply)
About to have a shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:43, Reply)
oh yeah, what am I up to
well I just hung up my natural dye experiments to dry. They look awesome, but I think this exists in a area of nerd where only I reside
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:49, Reply)
YESSSS ANGRY BRITAIN CHANNEL FIVE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:03, Reply)

Oh Cliff
sometimes it must be hard not to feel as if
you really are a cliff
when fascists keep trying to push you over it
are they the lemmings
or are you Cliff?
or are you, Cliff?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:38, Reply)
eveninh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:44, Reply)
well done plum you've scared everyone off
even that prick hazrtley
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:03, Reply)
Oi

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:28, Reply)
Here you go
www.amazon.co.uk/training-lead-foot-Medium-Black/dp/B00A3S2ZVQ/ref=lp_471384031_1_12/280-4857471-9559303?s=pet-supplies&ie=UTF8&qid=1403555602&sr=1-12
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:34, Reply)
an actual HH lol, rarest of all the lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:37, Reply)
:(
I used to be funny once, honest
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:39, Reply)
If it makes you feel better, you didn't

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:42, Reply)
I hope McBeefy continues his bullying campaign against you
You rotter
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:45, Reply)
i am the pressure switch that keeps this place from eating itself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:47, Reply)
stuck at work
my boss is on honeymoon. this means i have his work, my work, 2 juniors needing 100% supervision, and an entire firm in my office every 2 minutes wanting input on something.

i wish i were dead. DEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:42, Reply)
frog is gonna smack windy when he hears about this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:43, Reply)
i am glad i spent 2 minutes between tasks reading this though
the diary of ben fogle aged 13 and 3/4 was highly lol
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:46, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:47, Reply)
i deserved it
i haven't lol'd all day. i think my cheeks might have cracked.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:50, Reply)
13amp and 18mm cable lolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:48, Reply)
pretty sure there are no lolz there

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Thats because you don't even believe in Electrickery

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:01, Reply)
No I'm not, you've just made that up.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:48, Reply)
I think cheese & biscuits are in order.
#fatcunt #cheesealive #nobodymakeselderflowercheese
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:57, Reply)
I think weed & gin are in order.
#420 #yolo #thinkyoucangetelderflowergin
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:02, Reply)
#IranoutofweedlastnightwouldlikeaspliffbutnotenoughthatIcanbearsedtomakeaphonecall

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:03, Reply)
Fantastiça! Ba-da-ba-ba-dum-dada!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:20, Reply)
:?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:22, Reply)
Depends. Are you going to use it to stranglewank?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 24 Jun 2014, 2:07, Reply)

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