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anyone got an extension lead I can borrow?
Evening scholars and gentlemen I am enjoying the last of the sunshine in my jardin with some vino whilst pinging off some emails that are a bit lastminute.com!
whotcha up to?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:34,
149 replies,
latest was 11 years ago)
balls deep in Jaysum's boyfriend
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:35,
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Bender
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:38,
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would that not be like taking coal to Newcastle?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:36,
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That was ethernet dummy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:39,
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i bet your lounge looks like a plate of spaghetti
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:44,
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i don't have a 'lounge'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:52,
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your parlour then
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:52,
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the colouring in room
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:54,
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in on the walls
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:56,
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no one has spare extension leads
spare ones are not a thing any more, too many electrical devices and too many people in other departments running off with them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:38,
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I don't have any departments in my house
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:39,
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then it's probably your next door neighbours
or polterguiests
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:40,
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Still at work but just about to finish.
Making some Thai chicken tonight. Might have it with pasta to mix it up a bit.
Oh the dizzy heights.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:40,
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Wtf is wrong with you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:41,
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Probably AIDS
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:44,
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Geordiejaids
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:45,
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JAIDSON
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:46,
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Mine is better.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:48,
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Which bit are you having a hissy fit about?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:44,
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you sPASTAic
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:45,
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pasta > rice
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:51,
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Not with chicken curry though surely?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:51,
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I don't see a real problem with it
fusion food is the way forward, right?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:53,
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It's not really a fusion though, it's more of a shit homemade pot noodle
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:54,
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it does sound like its good real ingredients, though
and less rehydrated carpet shavings
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:57,
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Not a curry. A tomato based dish with thai infusions
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:56,
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Well that sounds like absolute bollocks
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:57,
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so you can't even do the curry bit right
it's no wonder you grew up to be a wrongun
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:57,
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Fusion cuisine is where its at. I bet you just fuc k missionary
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:52,
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I'm cooking nommy fish caykes
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:42,
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There might be one in the garage
I'm going to sit in the garden too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:43,
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Yeah but I have no weed :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:44,
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gutted
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:45,
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I mgbt get some for another day
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:46,
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Are you and Tuib the same person?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:52,
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Why do you think I go to Cov?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:57,
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Because your job demands that you go to shit places to introduce yourself and sell your bullshit marketing wares.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:58,
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yer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:05,
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Beats my shite 'career' :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:07,
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If i've learnt one thing in life its that you can blag most things
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:07,
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About to have a shit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:43,
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oh yeah, what am I up to
well I just hung up my natural dye experiments to dry. They look awesome, but I think this exists in a area of nerd where only I reside
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:49,
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YESSSS ANGRY BRITAIN CHANNEL FIVE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:03,
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Oh
Cliffsometimes it must be hard not to feel as
ifyou really
are a cliff
when
fascists keep trying to
push you over itare
they the lemmings
or are you
Cliff?
or
are you, Cliff?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:38,
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eveninh
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:44,
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well done plum you've scared everyone off
even that prick hazrtley
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:03,
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Oi
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:28,
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an actual HH lol, rarest of all the lols
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:37,
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:(
I used to be funny once, honest
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:39,
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If it makes you feel better, you didn't
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:42,
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I hope McBeefy continues his bullying campaign against you
You rotter
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:45,
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i am the pressure switch that keeps this place from eating itself
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:47,
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stuck at work
my boss is on honeymoon. this means i have his work, my work, 2 juniors needing 100% supervision, and an entire firm in my office every 2 minutes wanting input on something.
i wish i were dead. DEAD.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:42,
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frog is gonna smack windy when he hears about this
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:43,
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i am glad i spent 2 minutes between tasks reading this though
the diary of ben fogle aged 13 and 3/4 was highly lol
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:46,
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>:(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:47,
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i deserved it
i haven't lol'd all day. i think my cheeks might have cracked.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:50,
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13amp and 18mm cable lolz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:48,
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pretty sure there are no lolz there
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:56,
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Thats because you don't even believe in Electrickery
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:01,
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No I'm not, you've just made that up.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:48,
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I think cheese & biscuits are in order.
#fatcunt #cheesealive #nobodymakeselderflowercheese
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:57,
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I think weed & gin are in order.
#420 #yolo #thinkyoucangetelderflowergin
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:02,
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#IranoutofweedlastnightwouldlikeaspliffbutnotenoughthatIcanbearsedtomakeaphonecall
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:03,
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Fantastiça! Ba-da-ba-ba-dum-dada!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:20,
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:?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:22,
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Depends. Are you going to use it to stranglewank?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 24 Jun 2014, 2:07,
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