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	 anyone got an extension lead I can borrow?
	anyone got an extension lead I can borrow?
 	Evening scholars and gentlemen I am enjoying the last of the sunshine in my jardin with some vino whilst  pinging off some emails that are a bit lastminute.com!
whotcha up to?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:34,
	
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latest was 11 years ago)
 
	 balls deep in Jaysum's boyfriend
	balls deep in Jaysum's boyfriend
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:35,
	
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	 Bender
	Bender
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:38,
	
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	 would that not be like taking coal to Newcastle?
	would that not be like taking coal to Newcastle?
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:36,
	
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	 That was ethernet dummy
	That was ethernet dummy
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:39,
	
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	 i bet your lounge looks like a plate of spaghetti
	i bet your lounge looks like a plate of spaghetti
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:44,
	
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	 i don't have a 'lounge'
	i don't have a 'lounge'
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:52,
	
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	 your parlour then
	your parlour then
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:52,
	
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	 the colouring in room
	the colouring in room
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:54,
	
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 	in on the walls
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:56,
	
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	 no one has spare extension leads
	no one has spare extension leads
 	spare ones are not a thing any more, too many electrical devices and too many people in other departments running off with them
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:38,
	
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	 I don't have any departments in my house
	I don't have any departments in my house
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:39,
	
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	 then it's probably your next door neighbours
	then it's probably your next door neighbours
 	or polterguiests
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:40,
	
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	 Still at work but just about to finish.
	Still at work but just about to finish.
 	Making some Thai chicken tonight. Might have it with pasta to mix it up a bit.
Oh the dizzy heights.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:40,
	
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	 Wtf is wrong with you?
	Wtf is wrong with you?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:41,
	
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	 Probably AIDS
	Probably AIDS
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:44,
	
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	 Geordiejaids
	Geordiejaids 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:45,
	
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	 JAIDSON
	JAIDSON
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:46,
	
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	 Mine is better.
	Mine is better.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:48,
	
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	 Which bit are you having a hissy fit about?
	Which bit are you having a hissy fit about?
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:44,
	
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	 you sPASTAic
	you sPASTAic
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:45,
	
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	 pasta > rice
	pasta > rice
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:51,
	
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	 Not with chicken curry though surely?
	Not with chicken curry though surely?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:51,
	
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	 I don't see a real problem with it
	I don't see a real problem with it
 	fusion food is the way forward, right?
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:53,
	
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	 It's not really a fusion though, it's more of a shit homemade pot noodle
	It's not really a fusion though, it's more of a shit homemade pot noodle 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:54,
	
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	 it does sound like its good real ingredients, though
	it does sound like its good real ingredients, though
 	and less rehydrated carpet shavings
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:57,
	
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 	Not a curry. A tomato based dish with thai infusions
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:56,
	
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	 Well that sounds like absolute bollocks
	Well that sounds like absolute bollocks
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:57,
	
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	 so you can't even do the curry bit right
	so you can't even do the curry bit right
 	it's no wonder you grew up to be a wrongun
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:57,
	
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 	Fusion cuisine is where its at. I bet you just fuc k missionary
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:52,
	
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	 I'm cooking nommy fish caykes
	I'm cooking nommy fish caykes 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:42,
	
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	 There might be one in the garage
	There might be one in the garage 
 	I'm going to sit in the garden too.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:43,
	
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	 Yeah but I have no weed :(
	Yeah but I have no weed :(
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:44,
	
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	 gutted
	gutted 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:45,
	
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	 I mgbt get some for another day
	I mgbt get some for another day
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:46,
	
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	 Are you and Tuib the same person?
	Are you and Tuib the same person?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:52,
	
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	 Why do you think I go to Cov?
	Why do you think I go to Cov?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:57,
	
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	 Because your job demands that you go to shit places to introduce yourself and sell your bullshit marketing wares.
	Because your job demands that you go to shit places to introduce yourself and sell your bullshit marketing wares.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:58,
	
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	 yer
	 
 	yer
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:05,
	
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	 Beats my shite 'career' :(
	 
 	Beats my shite 'career' :(
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:07,
	
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	 If i've learnt one thing in life its that you can blag most things
	If i've learnt one thing in life its that you can blag most things
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:07,
	
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	 About to have a shit.
	About to have a shit. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:43,
	
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	 oh yeah, what am I up to
	oh yeah, what am I up to
 	well I just hung up my natural dye experiments to dry.  They look awesome, but I think this exists in a area of nerd where only I reside
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:49,
	
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	 YESSSS ANGRY BRITAIN CHANNEL FIVE
	YESSSS ANGRY BRITAIN CHANNEL FIVE
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:03,
	
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 	Oh 
Cliffsometimes it must be hard not to feel as 
ifyou really 
are a cliff
when 
fascists keep trying to 
push you over itare 
they the lemmings
or are you 
Cliff?
or 
are you, Cliff?
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:38,
	
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	 eveninh
	eveninh
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:44,
	
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	 well done plum you've scared everyone off
	well done plum you've scared everyone off
 	even that prick hazrtley
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:03,
	
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	 Oi
	Oi
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:28,
	
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	 an actual HH lol, rarest of all the lols
	an actual HH lol, rarest of all the lols
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:37,
	
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	 :(
	:(
 	I used to be funny once, honest
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:39,
	
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	 If it makes you feel better, you didn't
	If it makes you feel better, you didn't
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:42,
	
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	 I hope McBeefy continues his bullying campaign against you
	I hope McBeefy continues his bullying campaign against you
 	You rotter
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:45,
	
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	 i am the pressure switch that keeps this place from eating itself
	i am the pressure switch that keeps this place from eating itself
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:47,
	
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	 stuck at work
	stuck at work
 	my boss is on honeymoon. this means i have his work, my work, 2 juniors needing 100% supervision, and an entire firm in my office every 2 minutes wanting input on something.
i wish i were dead. DEAD.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:42,
	
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	 frog is gonna smack windy when he hears about this
	frog is gonna smack windy when he hears about this
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:43,
	
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	 i am glad i spent 2 minutes between tasks reading this though
	i am glad i spent 2 minutes between tasks reading this though
 	the diary of ben fogle aged 13 and 3/4 was highly lol
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:46,
	
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	 >:(
	>:(
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:47,
	
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	 i deserved it
	i deserved it
 	i haven't lol'd all day. i think my cheeks might have cracked.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:50,
	
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	 13amp and 18mm cable lolz
	13amp and 18mm cable lolz
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:48,
	
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	 pretty sure there are no lolz there
	pretty sure there are no lolz there
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:56,
	
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	 Thats because you don't even believe in Electrickery
	Thats because you don't even believe in Electrickery
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:01,
	
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	 No I'm not, you've just made that up.
	No I'm not, you've just made that up.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:48,
	
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	 I think cheese & biscuits are in order.
	I think cheese & biscuits are in order. 
 	#fatcunt #cheesealive #nobodymakeselderflowercheese
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:57,
	
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	 I think weed & gin are in order.
	I think weed & gin are in order.
 	#420 #yolo #thinkyoucangetelderflowergin
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:02,
	
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	 #IranoutofweedlastnightwouldlikeaspliffbutnotenoughthatIcanbearsedtomakeaphonecall
	#IranoutofweedlastnightwouldlikeaspliffbutnotenoughthatIcanbearsedtomakeaphonecall
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:03,
	
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	 Fantastiça! Ba-da-ba-ba-dum-dada!
	Fantastiça! Ba-da-ba-ba-dum-dada!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:20,
	
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	 :?
	:?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:22,
	
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	 Depends. Are you going to use it to stranglewank?
	Depends. Are you going to use it to stranglewank?
 	
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 stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^)
 stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 24 Jun 2014, 2:07,
	
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