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	anyone got an extension lead I can borrow?
 	Evening scholars and gentlemen I am enjoying the last of the sunshine in my jardin with some vino whilst  pinging off some emails that are a bit lastminute.com!
whotcha up to?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:34,
	
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	balls deep in Jaysum's boyfriend
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:35,
	
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	Bender
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:38,
	
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	would that not be like taking coal to Newcastle?
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:36,
	
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	That was ethernet dummy
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:39,
	
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	i bet your lounge looks like a plate of spaghetti
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:44,
	
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	i don't have a 'lounge'
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:52,
	
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	your parlour then
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:52,
	
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	the colouring in room
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:54,
	
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 	in on the walls
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:56,
	
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	no one has spare extension leads
 	spare ones are not a thing any more, too many electrical devices and too many people in other departments running off with them
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:38,
	
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	I don't have any departments in my house
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:39,
	
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	then it's probably your next door neighbours
 	or polterguiests
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:40,
	
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	Still at work but just about to finish.
 	Making some Thai chicken tonight. Might have it with pasta to mix it up a bit.
Oh the dizzy heights.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:40,
	
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	Wtf is wrong with you?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:41,
	
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	Probably AIDS
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:44,
	
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	Geordiejaids 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:45,
	
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	JAIDSON
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:46,
	
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	Mine is better.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:48,
	
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	Which bit are you having a hissy fit about?
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:44,
	
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	you sPASTAic
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:45,
	
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	pasta > rice
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:51,
	
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	Not with chicken curry though surely?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:51,
	
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	I don't see a real problem with it
 	fusion food is the way forward, right?
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:53,
	
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	It's not really a fusion though, it's more of a shit homemade pot noodle 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:54,
	
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	it does sound like its good real ingredients, though
 	and less rehydrated carpet shavings
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:57,
	
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 	Not a curry. A tomato based dish with thai infusions
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:56,
	
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	Well that sounds like absolute bollocks
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:57,
	
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	so you can't even do the curry bit right
 	it's no wonder you grew up to be a wrongun
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:57,
	
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 	Fusion cuisine is where its at. I bet you just fuc k missionary
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:52,
	
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	I'm cooking nommy fish caykes 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:42,
	
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	There might be one in the garage 
 	I'm going to sit in the garden too.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:43,
	
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	Yeah but I have no weed :(
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:44,
	
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	gutted 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:45,
	
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	I mgbt get some for another day
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:46,
	
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	Are you and Tuib the same person?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:52,
	
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	Why do you think I go to Cov?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:57,
	
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	Because your job demands that you go to shit places to introduce yourself and sell your bullshit marketing wares.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:58,
	
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 	yer
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:05,
	
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 	Beats my shite 'career' :(
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:07,
	
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	If i've learnt one thing in life its that you can blag most things
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:07,
	
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	About to have a shit. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:43,
	
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	oh yeah, what am I up to
 	well I just hung up my natural dye experiments to dry.  They look awesome, but I think this exists in a area of nerd where only I reside
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:49,
	
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	YESSSS ANGRY BRITAIN CHANNEL FIVE
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:03,
	
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 	Oh 
Cliffsometimes it must be hard not to feel as 
ifyou really 
are a cliff
when 
fascists keep trying to 
push you over itare 
they the lemmings
or are you 
Cliff?
or 
are you, Cliff?
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:38,
	
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	eveninh
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 20:44,
	
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	well done plum you've scared everyone off
 	even that prick hazrtley
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:03,
	
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	Oi
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:28,
	
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	an actual HH lol, rarest of all the lols
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:37,
	
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	:(
 	I used to be funny once, honest
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:39,
	
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	If it makes you feel better, you didn't
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:42,
	
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	I hope McBeefy continues his bullying campaign against you
 	You rotter
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:45,
	
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	i am the pressure switch that keeps this place from eating itself
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:47,
	
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	stuck at work
 	my boss is on honeymoon. this means i have his work, my work, 2 juniors needing 100% supervision, and an entire firm in my office every 2 minutes wanting input on something.
i wish i were dead. DEAD.
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:42,
	
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	frog is gonna smack windy when he hears about this
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:43,
	
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	i am glad i spent 2 minutes between tasks reading this though
 	the diary of ben fogle aged 13 and 3/4 was highly lol
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:46,
	
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	>:(
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:47,
	
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	i deserved it
 	i haven't lol'd all day. i think my cheeks might have cracked.
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:50,
	
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	13amp and 18mm cable lolz
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:48,
	
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	pretty sure there are no lolz there
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:56,
	
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	Thats because you don't even believe in Electrickery
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:01,
	
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	No I'm not, you've just made that up.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:48,
	
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	I think cheese & biscuits are in order. 
 	#fatcunt #cheesealive #nobodymakeselderflowercheese
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:57,
	
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	I think weed & gin are in order.
 	#420 #yolo #thinkyoucangetelderflowergin
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:02,
	
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	#IranoutofweedlastnightwouldlikeaspliffbutnotenoughthatIcanbearsedtomakeaphonecall
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:03,
	
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	Fantastiça! Ba-da-ba-ba-dum-dada!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:20,
	
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	:?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 22:22,
	
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	Depends. Are you going to use it to stranglewank?
 	
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 stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 24 Jun 2014, 2:07,
	
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