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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So how have you been celebrating National Shed Week so far?
Alt: which is the worst (other than here) site on the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:24, 110 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
By checking out all the sheds I can on the walk home.
And by cleaning out my shed at home.

Alt: Failonline, amazon and e-bay then Facebook.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:26, Reply)
I got shedded! LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Tim is about to go out.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:29, Reply)
Good.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:30, Reply)
He's out.
3 sets.

Wanker.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:32, Reply)
Probably a bit NSFW
Alt: louisvillefreeface.com/
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Who wouldn't trust this man

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:34, Reply)
whio dat?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:51, Reply)
The free oral sex guy from froggies link

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:54, Reply)
yeah, I wasn't clickin that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:56, Reply)
Its sfw really,

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:57, Reply)
My computer wouldn't open it
Which I'm assuming is work code for we've blocked this site
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:05, Reply)
UvsTh3m
crock of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Well, I'm bored.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Imma go and pick my wagon up from the gay-rage in a minute.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:39, Reply)
I've had three calls from some call centre today
all from different phone numbers, all from different area codes.

Cheeky fucking cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:46, Reply)
The amount of calls they must have to make in order to make it worthwhile.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:48, Reply)
I called them back from my work phone.
They all belong to the same bloody call centre. Shouldn't be allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:50, Reply)
I am not sure it is.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)
fix my email

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:56, Reply)
sure
delete emails.

done!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:57, Reply)
i don't wanna

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:57, Reply)
carry on not being able to use it, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Aggghhhhh, STUPID IT
i'd used all of my email storage allowence so no emails have been coming in OR going out.

37 emails have just sent all at once after a clean up.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:55, Reply)
via Outlook?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:56, Reply)
yeah only have 300mg storage

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:56, Reply)
So delete some.
Prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:57, Reply)
PST or GTF

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Fuck that, those are well shit.
We're using cloud archiving, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Us too
I thought Fogle's floppy head might explode if we mentioned that though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)
The business is resistant to it
because "limitless, undeletable storage that fixes all your problems" isn't as good as "pst that falls over and either locks you out or randomly deletes shit", apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:00, Reply)
i really don't understand "the cloud"
sometimes it steals my photos and sometimes it trys to put internet on my phone AND WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR DROP IF NOT A FUNGRUNT?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:00, Reply)
So delete some sent/junk

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Or right click on your bin folder and empty it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:58, Reply)
or throw yourself down the stairs.
Nakers, not you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)
BUT I'M ON THE GROUND FLOOR!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)
THE STAIRS TO THE BASEMENT/CAR PARK THEN

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:02, Reply)
ITS ALL FLAT!
ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:03, Reply)
dutch bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:03, Reply)
yesh

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Just go and bang your face on the car park floor about 14 times

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:03, Reply)
OK!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:04, Reply)
I do that everyday
I have a massive filing system in archives, but I've had a lot of big attachments which has fucked me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Too bad, don't care.
Maintain your mailbox or suffer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:02, Reply)
I get around 100 emails a day, not including those I'm c'd on which autofile into a special folder :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Too bad, don't care.
Maintain your mailbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:03, Reply)
I have better things to do

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Not via email, you don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:06, Reply)
>>>>>:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:07, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Hahahaha
We have 2gb each
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Using 2.08 GB of your 30 GB

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Using 64 of your 100mb
Because I delete emails.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Google innit
Not supposed to
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Outlook
We just have tiny allowances because we pay by mb. Doesn't matter though, these tossers will fill up whatever we give them and bleat for more, so we may as well give them nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:01, Reply)
SD CARDS ARE TINY AND HAVE LOADS OF MEMORY, HOW HARD CAN IT BE?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:02, Reply)
You are just upset because you can't balance cans on top of a cloud

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Paying. By. MB.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:02, Reply)
DO. NOT. CARE.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:03, Reply)
*shrugs*
then carry on not being able to send or recieve.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:04, Reply)
^UPSET.ONLINE^
CANNOT.EMAIL.ANYONE.TO.WAAAAAH.TO.COM
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:04, Reply)
I've fixed it, no thanks to IT, and emailed 37 people all at once
can't wait for all the replies at 5:25
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:05, Reply)
...which you wont receive as your sent folder is now clogging up your allocation

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:06, Reply)
I bet they're all sitting in his Deleted Items
as basically everybody is too stupid to realise this folder is also part of your mailbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Ain't
prick
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:08, Reply)
One of our developers got the hump years ago when we cleared all Deleted Items from all users
Developer: "I keep all my important documents in there!"
IT: "......"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Yep, we've had this.
Our one called up expecting us to retrieve them as she'd clicked "yes" on the "do you want to permanently deleted your deleted items?" message.

She said "It deleted all my emails! Why would it do that?"
"Because it's your Deleted Items folder?"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:12, Reply)
You can retrieve them though, can't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:14, Reply)
Sure.
But if you're keeping important stuff in your deleted items folder, then why the hell should we?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)
I'm not, only a real Nakers would do something so stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:17, Reply)
you might think something has finished
and then some twunt digs it back out and wants to exhume it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:27, Reply)
THIS^
Ask the cleaners if you can have last weeks rubbish back out of the bin
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)
^finally managed to delete some emails^

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Your mailbox is over its size limit
Your mailbox is over its size limit
Your mailbox is over its size limit
Your mailbox is over its size limit
Your mailbox is over its size limit
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:08, Reply)
I DON'T GET A MESSAGE THAT'S THE SHITTER

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Because:
Your mailbox is over its size limit
Your mailbox is over its size limit
Your mailbox is over its size limit
Your mailbox is over its size limit
Your mailbox is over its size limit
Your mailbox is over its size limit
etc
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:09, Reply)
where does this message appear? Nowhere

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Bottom left of Outlook

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:12, Reply)
next to the Items/uread counters?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:13, Reply)
here:

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:16, Reply)
yeah i don't have that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:17, Reply)
You must be using an ancient version then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)
2010

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:24, Reply)
Right click where that is and pick
Quota Information - On
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:25, Reply)
Dunt werk

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:35, Reply)
My Outlook is also 2010 version and it does work

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:37, Reply)
also I have "cool" dark grey outlokk as well ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)
NOW IT@S FUCKING CRASHED

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Hahahaha!
You really should work on a farm or something
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Horses hate me :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Awww
Why the long face? etc.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:11, Reply)
I went from 50Mb to 30Gb

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:02, Reply)
365 FTW
35gb out of 50gb available
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:45, Reply)
it's pathetic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Another bloody phone call from this call centre.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:10, Reply)
i hope my pain has cheered you up briefly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:13, Reply)
It really has, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:13, Reply)
It really has.
I have no idea how you manage to survive in the real world, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:13, Reply)
I hate you all ^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Maybe Jason needs to sort his dialler out.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:22, Reply)
Murray being knocked out has cheered me up no end.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:29, Reply)
The media will go back to calling him scottish, now.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:30, Reply)
He's a miserable cunt who should be stabbed to death.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:31, Reply)
They missed last time
Monica Seles, just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:32, Reply)
From the BBC
"Murray looked to his box in disbelief after a poor smash"

*childish snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:33, Reply)
This is no time for potato

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:34, Reply)
bit racist

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:44, Reply)
I think I might get one of them Chromecast things this weekend.
For my prole bedroom tellybox.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:45, Reply)
YEAH, WELL, FUCK YOU TOO.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 17:17, Reply)

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