my brother and i couldn't be more different
i love english, creative writing, reading. he only reads sports biographies and thinks fiction is pointless. i can barely count, he is a maths genius. etc. anyway, he did physics at university, and did his thesis on some parts of astronomy. when i asked what, he said:

PLANETS. BIG MEAN GASSY ONES.

i think he thought i needed very short words to explain it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:42, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

^THINKS WATER INCREASES IN VOLUME WHEN FROZEN AND THAWED AGAIN^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)

UH OH!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Ha!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:57, Reply)

ima call my farts planets

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)

ima call fat birds planets.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:47, Reply)

I HATE READING READING IS FUCKIN SHIT

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:46, Reply)

WT actual F?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:46, Reply)

DO U WANT DA ONE BANG?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:47, Reply)

You know what?
I'll pass JUST THIS ONCE
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:05, Reply)

And she's single? There's no justice.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:47, Reply)

After reading it all, I'm certainly coming round to her thought about reading.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:48, Reply)

I went to Reading a few times. She's right, it is fucking shit.

( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:50, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:52, Reply)

haha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)

They penalise you for driving in bus lanes and cover the whole town centre in them.
I got lost and couldn't escape without incurring 180 quid's worth of fines :(((
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)

there's a couple of big mean gassy planets in that picture alright

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:50, Reply)

She's obviously not aware of the irony in stating that on a web profile.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:50, Reply)

She really does live life to the max, especially in clothes and portion sizes.
Its a good job she finds chunky funny.
( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:49, Reply)

That's a typical virgo, to be fair

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:57, Reply)

I like people whose interests are 'clubbing and cinema' So unique and interesting.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)

'socialising'

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:53, Reply)

MI FRENDS R MI LYFE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:53, Reply)

My interests are drinking beer and shagging lasses.

( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:53, Reply)

l br
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)

what's "brasses"?

( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)

hoors

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)

We don't have hoors in Cornwall
no money and too many slappers giving it away for free.
( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:00, Reply)

That a fact?
I should visit.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:02, Reply)

All you need is a lighter
they then worship you as a god
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:10, Reply)

shagging lasses Cry Wanking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)

I said my interests. Not my regular activities.

( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:57, Reply)

She forgot "Bubbly"

( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:52, Reply)

I'd like to kick her until she dies

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)

If you put louise0809 in to google images it brings up pages and pages of food
Coincidence?
( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)

So you live four miles from Wandsworth, huh?
LET THE STALKING COMMENCE
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:59, Reply)

You're shit at stalking - he's a brummie who lives in scotchland

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Cock.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:01, Reply)

That's fair.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:18, Reply)

Lol for her calling Chucky 'Chunky' and not realising

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:00, Reply)

I assume the 24 bit is her weight

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)