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Alt: what is DBT's favourite colour, day, month and flavour of crisps?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 13:37, 35 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

so ronery

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 13:41, Reply)

ronery rike soritaly post flom a rondon kike

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 13:43, Reply)

eggszackerlee.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 13:46, Reply)

Cbeese and onoin

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 13:46, Reply)

I give his pub three months

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 13:49, Reply)

I wish him every success and look forward to hearing about this new chapter in his life

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 13:55, Reply)

He really is a dull cunt innee

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 13:58, Reply)

He's alright, just got fat fingers and a small phone

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 13:59, Reply)

and a small brain

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 14:01, Reply)

which is 2 months, 30 days, 23 hours and 59 minutes more than anyone has ever given you in a pub

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Pickly onion Space Raiderz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 13:49, Reply)

dunno what that means, soz

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 14:14, Reply)

helicooter

( Kroney, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 14:26, Reply)

Sparkie update...
They've been round and reckon it was a loose connection in the ancient fusebox (I've personally seen loose connections burn motherboards and low-voltage lights). They're replacing it with breakers.

I like this as it means I haven't been paying my electricity company the privilege for sending power directly to ground.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 14:28, Reply)

Does anyone not get on with their in-laws? Does anyone get on with their in-laws?
What happens when your other half and their brother/sister are very close, but you don't get on with said brother or sister?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 14:29, Reply)

Depends on how hot the missus is, doesn't it.
If they aren't, you shouldn't have hung around to find out about the in-laws. If they are, you know when you're onto a good thing and shut the hell up.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 14:34, Reply)

my older brother has this issue
he takes it as an opportunity to get some alone time and lets her fuck off with her sisters.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Yer - not so much that, as having an argument with the misus's brother.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)

hard for the missus
i'd give in gracefully to him, but tell her that you've done it for her, and you think it would be a good idea if you didn't always have to be there when they see each other.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 14:45, Reply)

If its about something trivial then so what
if he wants to bum you then you know you want to let him so stop playing hard to get
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 14:46, Reply)

yeah
who cares, so long as the brother is hot, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)

damn straight toots

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)

bang on

( Kroney, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)

depends who's doing the catwring

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 14:30, Reply)

all these questions and more will be answered at the grand opening of his pub

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 14:44, Reply)

+ic region

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 14:47, Reply)