I love it when bands get the whole SRS BZNZ thing going on and talk about art and shit
For fucks sake, you play music in a band you TWAT! Get up on stage and have a good time. See people enjoying your music

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Sitting the fuck down and doing nothing. A much under-rated thing is five mins peace and quiet. Just booked a weekend in Centerparcs for a couple of weeks time. Red wine + trees + squirrels

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:12, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

my brother comes up with all sorts of excuses to get 5 mins of alone time
his wife and kids think their local branch of barclays is the most inept place staffed with retards (they may well be right) as he is always "at the bank", ie in a coffee shop.

hence my niece announcing to me that "daddy's poos don't smell." i was a bit nonplussed. she insisted that if you go into the bathroom when daddy has been in there for a long poo, it doesn't smell. TOTALLY BUSTED.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:17, Reply)

My greenhouse nightly watering is 10 mins of total silence
Fucking excellent!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:18, Reply)

there is no better form of contraception
than other people's kids
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Apart from a hysterectomy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:20, Reply)

I find other peoples kids a little uncomftable to wear prior to sex

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:21, Reply)

Sitting down is good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:17, Reply)

I grew up around and immersed myself in the punk/dub/crusty scene.
The amount of worthy, righteous hand-wringing and "This is SERIOUS you WANKER!" is extraordinary.

Also - metal gets very silly if you listen to it for more than 30 seconds.

I like metal.

/blog
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:22, Reply)

i like horses

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:23, Reply)

I don't, the French have the right idea.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:27, Reply)

but... they're my friends
www.televisiontunes.com/I_Love_Horses.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:28, Reply)

o no horserolled lol

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:36, Reply)

There's some scary stuff on that there internets

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:39, Reply)

It really gets on my tits

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:29, Reply)

i thought dozer was the one with the niprings

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Metal? Punks? Crusties? Dub? Racist.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:36, Reply)

I can't stand that grunting thing they do.
Honest question: What's the fucking point?
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Listen to Unfathomable Ruination - you'll understand.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:37, Reply)

Long faced twats.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:38, Reply)

this^
I love a bit of metal but I like to actually know what people are singing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:42, Reply)

^ Old

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:46, Reply)

With a lot of them, you really don't

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:46, Reply)