By "Super Cheap" you mean £150 each?
While I love my wife dearly, £300 floating about I do not have.

Maybe I'll buy her the DVD and we can watch it in the comfort of our own living room.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:57, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

On your DFS settee.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:59, Reply)

that you still haven't paid off.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:04, Reply)

oh i didn't realise that was the charity night
fair enough, that night is not super cheap. no wonder it's the only night that hasn't sold out.

i'm going to the cinema screening of it on 16 sep, you should do that instead, it's more like a tenner. i was dubious until i saw "frankenstein" that way, it was amazing. you forgot you weren't at the real thing within about a minute.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:29, Reply)

so threy should just show all plays at the cinema then?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Can't be much worse than most of the films out.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:34, Reply)

I can't imagine Transformers 4 would make a great play

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:35, Reply)

it didn't make a good film.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:41, Reply)

probably a bit too cerebral for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:42, Reply)

no, only the ones that far out sell demand
live theatre is a brilliant thing. you should take mini ape to "aliens love underpants" or something meant for toddlers and see how she loves joining in with the live stage stuff.

plus, you know, the story is about your level, so you should be able to follow it if mrs ape reads the book to you before you go.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:37, Reply)

so what you're saying is that theatre is for children and teh childish?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:38, Reply)

see how she loves joining in with the live stage stuff teach her the importance of keeping quiet during the performance
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:44, Reply)

Did you see Benedict Cumberbum is doing Hamlet next year?
It's a bit bloody pricey, mind.
(berk, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:48, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Office lol

(berk, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:54, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:55, Reply)

No, that one is just scary
and reminds me, for some reason, of the evil bunny in Watership Down.
(berk, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:56, Reply)

oh ffs
are you lot trying to ruin my fantasies?!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:02, Reply)

that's his o-face

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:04, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:06, Reply)

got my ticket allllllllllllllllllllllready!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Lucky!
I guess I'll have to wait for the cinema one. I miss all the good stuff - I wanted to see Frankenstein and Coriolanus as well, but they finished before I found out they were on :(
(berk, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:05, Reply)

you'd pay to go watch him do a cigar advert?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:06, Reply)