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Re that journo who has just been beheaded, how would you choose to be executed?That way sounded pretty grisly.Alt, brunch?
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I'm not going to choose to be executed, what a silly question.Alt: Get bent.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:49,
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I'm fucking starving so go on then. I'll have a bagel with some scrambled eggs please
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:50,
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I'd like to die of boredom. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:55,
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You've come to the right place(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:56,
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Where has swipe's crass beakering about how much money she gave to sporto's charity gone?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:57,
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Have you considered joining the board of any charities?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:06,
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what, another charity?i already do one for old people with no family and one for city centre children to learn about nature and go on site visits.
how about you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:19,
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I am not on the board of any charities, no.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:31,
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As long as I am a massive fucking wanker on my own merits, rather than because, like most people, I'm not on the board of any charities.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:38,
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I'm afraid in your case it is because you are not on the board of any charities.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:39,
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except doing massive honky lentil mung bean farts(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:46,
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Oh I'm very good at that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:47,
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So you have something in common, why not try to build on that?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:48,
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Can you do Emoji here?👍💩
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:56,
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Do people see a thumbs up and a turd?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:56,
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whaka-whaka.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:00,
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I'm no good at anything except doing massive honky lentil mung bean farts :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:01,
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I done a cracking poo this morning, it was like an iceberg.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:04,
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Should work in Safari and Firefox.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:59,
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Combine the two !Old people with no family + young kids with no role models.... pair the two up and you're quids in.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:53,
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Much less than swipe did(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:06,
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Less than you and all(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:07,
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I think that's a little unfair(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:09,
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Let's check!Mean ✔
Old ✔
A bastard ✔
Nope, all seems to be in order.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:11,
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Well that's put a downer on my imminent birthday :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:14,
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lefty in "only good at spending other people's money" shocker(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:20,
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I'd like to thank everyone who has donatedTHANK YOU KINDLY
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:20,
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Is he classed as halal meat now?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:01,
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i think i'd choose to be shagged to deathor possibly to eat hotel chocolat lemon cheesecake slabs until i burst.
alt: not had breakfast yet. looking like a pot of raw nuts and a bottle of tropicana, again...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:03,
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This sounds a bit like some weird rape fantasy(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:08,
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BUKKAKI PARTY AT SWIPES !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:05,
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Shot through the head.Alt: hungry now - can't believe it's only just gone 11.
Altalt: gay.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:08,
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With an apricot, a guava and a mango?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:15,
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Alt: Some prick has left some samosas in the fridge and now I can't stop thinking about them and it's making me really hungry(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:35,
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What do you think I was doing when I discovered them?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:51,
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I never saw the point in them, people go mad but I ain't fussed.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:05,
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the fancy italian i went to last nighthad empty samosas with cocktails before dinner - small pillows of nommy italian savoury light as air pastry, sprinkled with coarse sea salt flakes. NOM. there were also some layered with pine nuts and spinach and pesto.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:09,
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Isn't an empty samosas basiclly just a triangle of pastery?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:12,
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Cool, whats the bit that makes them a Simosoa rather than A Triangle of Pastery?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:34,
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people don't go mad. people like them or they don't.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:14,
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Nah'man, some people need lithium and a 8-week CBT course when they think about simosas.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:16,
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I for one am for enforced abortions after the 300th trimester.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:35,
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how has that bent spastic topped the popular page when he's not even here?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:10,
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He's the best one (not) here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:11,
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Any execution is grisly. I'd either be shot in the head, or have to sit in your pub for a day discussing snacks.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:13,
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I've decided that today is rubbish. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:17,
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Oh okay, should we stop posting on the internet and maybe come back tomorrow? (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:18,
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I think most people already have(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:24,
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Ah, but I have you on 2.0, so I can't see you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:26,
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Do what you want. I'll be sulking in my van.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:26,
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Anyway, the guy on my site is a cheerful sort of chap. But I've just spotted he's lying on the roof of his van eating his lunch.
That's a bit weird right?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:30,
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