Galloway lols.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/galloway-questioned-cops-over-israel-speech-092226460.html#8G7rgOb
When did you last come out with a off colour comment, apart from here?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:19, 50 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I prefer Dumfries lols, sozzo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:20, Reply)

Dumfries FTW.
Me and Calvin Harris went to the same school, fact fans.

OK, so I was maybe a little bit earlier than him.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:55, Reply)

"Wud yew laike ME ... ter be the cat ... ?"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:20, Reply)

Link won't go, cuntlink.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:22, Reply)

change https to http

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:22, Reply)

then change oxygen to argon

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:26, Reply)

In a meeting a moment ago.
Talking about a middle eastern client and a colleague said "thank god". I quipped in with "Inshallah!".

How we lolled.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:27, Reply)

it's going to be awkward when they convert to metric and have to "2.54centimetresallah"

( Kroney, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:31, Reply)

lol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:36, Reply)

They'd have to infiddle it a bit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:38, Reply)

I'm in tears here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:27, Reply)

tiny+

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Worse than that, a full-on eye leakage.
Caused by me deciding to pluck a nasal hair.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Ouch
I did that yesterday. I feel your pain
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:46, Reply)

.
uk.news.yahoo.com/galloway-questioned-cops-over-israel-speech-092226460.html#8G7rgOb
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:28, Reply)

They're already in a living hell, why would they want to make it worse by moving to Leeds?

( Kroney, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:33, Reply)

Or Bradford, whatever.

( Kroney, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:35, Reply)

Or York

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:35, Reply)

York is one of the whitest cities in England, thank the heavens.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:37, Reply)

alwhite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:38, Reply)

very nearly.
The largest ethnic minority here is the dinks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:38, Reply)

It's all the North, who cares.

( Kroney, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:40, Reply)

One of your colleagues is sitting in my office at the moment and he really smells terrible.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:37, Reply)

I smell really rather nice.

( Kroney, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:40, Reply)

John doesn't.
He has that level of BO where you can smell which rooms he has been in.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Just think about all that wanking he must do
after an afternoon of admiring your cunt.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:42, Reply)

One of our developers smells like that
He is married too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Doesn't Mrs Cow mind then?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:45, Reply)

I smell fucking lovely, me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:46, Reply)

What are you wearing today
Eau de Pigeon or have you gone for your day-to-day scent of Paco-Whippet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Cow smells of tripe, and despair.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:50, Reply)

bit racist, jeth

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Shut up.
Honkey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:52, Reply)

CK One today

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:56, Reply)

what did these people do before computers were invented?
steal pants off washing lines and work as.... what? shepherds? miners? fishermen?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:47, Reply)

He's just explained something to me about what he is doing
I don't understand a word.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:49, Reply)

so you're saying that your IT guy has no people skills?
in other news, my bottle of evian is wet inside.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:50, Reply)

That man would lick Beelzebub's hairy ringpiece if he thought it would get him elected

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:33, Reply)

Yewtree soon enough
Mark my words
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:39, Reply)

4 out of 10

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Thanks
Appreciated
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Oh Christ, Fister has engaged Dozer in PENSION CHAT in that last thread.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:36, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:37, Reply)

He is knowledgeable regarding French holiday homes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Dazer, should I transfer my nhs pension into magic beans and treacle mines?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:48, Reply)

yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:49, Reply)

lol

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:45, Reply)

that's why we're all on here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:45, Reply)

It was an elaborate ruse to keep him there
..so all us cool kids can come here now.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:00, Reply)

yer the first reply was mine m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:02, Reply)