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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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breakfast woesfirst i went to fancy bakers "paul" and bought what looked like a really nice if overpriced stick of wholewheat bread studded with dark chocolate chips. the woman said to me that i couldn't leave one behind by itself, so i ended up buying both to give one to my trainee. they're fucking rank. she is trying to be polite, but we both know they are fucking rank. then i went to 3 different shops and our staff restaurant trying to find smooth tropicana. ALL SOLD OUT. just bottles and bottles of cunty stuff with cunt bits in it.
when did you last have a massive food disappoint?
alt: big debate on the radio this morning about whether to let the british fighters back when they come home from the middle east. let them in, imprison them, send them away. what would you do?
altalt: BANK HOLIDAY BABY. what are you doing with it?
altaltalt: sucks to be him: www.rollonfriday.com/TheNews/EuropeNews/tabid/58/Id/3494/fromTab/36/currentIndex/1/Default.aspx
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:52,
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this on the other hand is sadi didn't even realise those were bruises at first. cowardly disgusting cunts who did it.
www.rollonfriday.com/TheNews/EuropeNews/tabid/58/Id/3491/fromTab/36/currentIndex/2/Default.aspx
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:56,
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Well he's not the world's most physical guy
So when he got beat to fuck they nearly broke his eye
Oh my Kohler Pa-Pa-Pa-Paul Kohler
Well his face now looks like urban camouflage
Punched and kicked across the hall he couldn't take the barrage
Oh my Kohler Pa-Pa-Pa-Paul Kohler
Pa-Pa-Pa-Paul Kohler
etc.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:07,
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Wednesday night when all I had for dinner was a ham sandwich.Thursday night when all I had for dinner was a ham sandwich.
Alt: Send them away, if they want to go and fight for another 'state' let them fucking stay there.
Altalt: Probably having a ham sandwich.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:58,
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I had food joy last nightSome lovely rare lamb chops. NOMNOMNOM. My last massive food disappoint was a takeaway curry that was like onion and tomato soup with chicken floating in it. TAKEAWOES
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Fuck that shit. Headshot in the arrivals lounge, the filthy little cunts
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I genuinely didn't know it was a Bank Holiday until yesterday. This filled me with joy! I may go out somewhere with the kids for the day as I'm missing Alnwick Castle today
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Stupid fucking prick. Surely he realised that he'd be found out?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:59,
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Weekly for getting on for two months nowThe best Indian takeaway ever has been closed for about two months due to legal problems or summat*.
Alt: Give them free housing and benefits.
Altalt: Out for food and drinks tomorrow evening, the rest of the weekend will probably be decided by the missus.
*drinky hand gesture
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:00,
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Altaltalt: Chan? Sounds like another one of those scrounging immigrants#chan
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:03,
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altalt: Drinking in the rain.I assume there won't be any play in the cricket.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:11,
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I'm sure they'll try for the minimum number of overs.Just to avoid having to refund anyone.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:13,
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You might get to sit around for five hours and see forty minutes play.! (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:14,
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I was gutted by a shitty indian meal a few weeks ago, I rarely get indian, and it's put me right off the whole cuiseen. Shitty oily bland gloop.Not being all Britian First, but I think we should let them go if they want to go, give them free tickets, but no way should we let them back in in any shape or form. I honestly don't get their mindset, they must be fucking thick to go there; mentally ill. I don't get how they can think it's a possitive thing. I think it should be illegal to promote them too, if that happens, someone's got to be brainwashing these schmucks.
Fuck yeah' bank holiday, going Pie'n'Mash shop on Saturday, not sure about sunday or monday. I'm coming to the end of moniez so hopfully I can find something cheapish. Might go pictures.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:12,
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That's not a bad one, i'm not proper broke, just can't be silly with it.What's going on down the Southbank? I just done a bit of google and found out there is a new market at Hackney Wick that I might check out.
I love a good Market me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:23,
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you should go to spitalfields market and the petting farmalthough do NOT follow in the footsteps of stunned and frog, and rank the animals in terms of their deliciousness.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:24,
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I ain't been there in years, my Dad used to have a little skate-park there.The half-pipe ended up in my garden growing up, I was well popular. Nobody succesfully did a drop-in on it. When I was about 10 I went on a date with [that girl from Eastenders, the one with the coke habit]. #trustori
Haha, what animal won the prize?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:27,
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in hindsight kind of an odd animal to have on a petting zoonot being known for their good tempers and all
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:33,
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I've never had goose before, wouldn't mind trying it.I'd imagine Goose Crackling would be well lush.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:39,
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the geese and ducks were popularand the chickens (stunned loves a nice cock). the miniature donkeys, not so much.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:30,
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http://www.yelp.com/topic/san-francisco-worst-cheapest-alcohol-youve-been-hammered-on(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:33, Reply)
Agreeing with Swipey again. That's twice in a week. Thank fuck it's the weekend.(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Cool, I want to see that.I ain't been pictures this month, so gotta go twice to make my pass pay for itself.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:23,
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I had worked out my rota so I didn't have to work all over the bank holiday.The boss back and that's changed. Funny how he has the Sunday and Monday off now. As well as the fucking useless trainee.
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wanderlust, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:21,
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I might go and have a rub out. I've had two pints already this morning. It's going to be a long day.
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Do you have a bar at your fucking desk or something?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:31,
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Imagine thatJust imagine...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:32,
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Back in my uni halls of residence I had a fucking desk perfect height it was...
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that's only going to take up another 20 secondsincluding the clean up
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:32,
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I could murder a pint, I think I might have a lunchtime pint.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:34,
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WITHOUT PREJUDICE, I will happily butcher any street whore.Might have 'desk cans' instead
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:38,
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he's being silly and pretending it's a meme of his creation(
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